Damn policeman

[plarkinjr]

Ha, reminds me of a tall tale:
Guy calls police to report he sees someone stealing stuff out of his garden shed. Dispatch tells him police ETA is 20 mins. They end the call. Guy calls back about a minute later and says "You don't need to come out any more, I shot the burglar. Send an ambulance". 3 marked units arrived within 2 minutes, had suspect in custody a minute later.

Fortunately I haven't had any trouble with cops. But then they don't stop me or my husband any more. When we first bought our home, which granted is in a bad area, my husband got pulled over all the time for "driving while white". So much so he took to carrying a copy of the property deed to prove he did indeed live in this neighborhood, since "the only reason people come to this neighborhood is to score". After a while he got tired of it, and then he started filing complaints. After the sixth or seventh complaint he filed they mostly started leaving us be. After the third time we wer.e burglarized we informed them next time we would just shoot the bad guys. Miraculously we have not had a problem with either cops or burglars since.

 

[stevejo]

flying into Boston from Stuttgart, customs took me in a room and kept asking me if I'd ever been to Portal, North Dakota. If i ever run into that Roach from Portal I'll give him whatfor.

Hey now! Portal ND has an awesome bar, and Roach is a hell of a barkeep!

 

[Roach]

Hey now! Portal ND has an awesome bar, and Roach is a hell of a barkeep!

hehe, maybe I should visit and compare notes. He's probably wondering why he keeps getting mixed up with that SOB from wisconsin.

 

[NeoGills]

sorry to hear your story! i just want to say that always make smiley faces in front of every policemen cause they want some disturbance...
face all the challenges of you are right and legal issue.

 

[SantoLoco]

I vape a lot driving.. I think the cops here in New Orleans have other problems!!!