GLASSMANOAK'S Contest Thread #117...for WINNERS and with MULTIPLE WINNERS !!

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Fuzzy Thunderbear

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Thought I might share a couple [dead] tree pix with you folks. I know a few of you have (or had) wood stoves and I wanted to show you some firewood so you can get a grasp of life on the prairie when the winter is full of those "Canadian Blue Tongues" (cold air masses descending from the arctic north). This is my garage:

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The pile in front (22-ton hydraulic splitter barely visible) is the rounds I unloaded from the truck from yesterday's cutting. The pile in the back is the split and stacked firewood. The 2x6 that those snow shoes are hanging on (top right corner) is 8 feet above ground, just so you know how high that stack is. Let's look at that stack a little closer...
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What you see is 2 1/2 courses and what the "average" winter requires here is 5 courses. If it gets colder than normal, 6+ will be required, which means even if I have the full 5 by the end of this month, I will have to go out in the snow in January or February to cut more. I split about half of the rounds in the first picture today and stacked them in the third course and started the fourth. When I finish splitting all of the rounds you saw in the first pic, I will still have less than 4 full courses. That means, approximately 2-3 more trips to the field to bring back more.

Do you now have a clearer understanding of how cold it gets here in winter? Telling you we have -20*F with a 60 mph wind (wind chill factor would then be -62*F -- exposed flesh will get frostbite within 5 minutes and it takes longer than that to walk to the barn if there is snow on the ground) doesn't sink in to most people because they have never in their lives experienced that, but maybe looking at all that wood and knowing it is not enough will make more of an impression. I know that if you live in Texas, Southern California, Florida (etc.), none of this might make any sense at all. Even those up north who have central heating cannot grasp this. No, not asking for pity... just want y'all to understand when I talk about our winters. Hogs & Quiches...

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Just for you, Fuzzy...

A friend of mine was teaching a homesteading course for some college students. He had wanted to take the day off, but was called in to teach woodcutting. Thinking he could do both, he headed out to where the students were supposed to meet him. In the back of his truck, he had chainsaws, mauls, wedges, and axes.

When he arrived, the students were already waiting, so he hopped out and walked over to two likely trees. Firing up the chainsaw, he expertly drops them both right where he wanted them. Tucking a jack under the first one, he quickly cuts it into 18" billets. Using his foot, he kicks the billets upright and walks down the line, easily splitting them once, then back down the line splitting the splits.

Once the wood was nicely quartered, he turned to the students and said "There. You've seen it, now do it." And, he got back into his truck and took the rest of the day off.

He stopped back by the little grove on his way home, and finds the students red-faced and sweating. Every maul was wedged tight. Every ax was broken. Every sledge was cracked. The chainsaw blade would no longer even cut warm butter.

He steps out of the truck and says "There. You've learned the first lesson in woodcutting. Identify the tree before trying to split it. I cut and split a red oak. Real easy. I left you a sweet gum. Ain't no one ever split a sweet gum."

And he gathered up his tools and left them a little wiser.

When we first moved to the Ozarks - where there is a lot of red oak and even more sweet gum - we first rented a home with woodstove for heat. We were not in any way shape or form prepared...

During a massive ice storm it sounded like being in a war zone. Each snapping branch sounded like a gun shot and each falling tree sounded like a bomb. We were without electricity for 16 days, and it took 3 days of cutting to get out of our driveway (3 miles) to the main road.

The tree that fell closest to the house was a sweet gum. At the time, I thought it was a a gift and a sign. Chainsaw, Maul, Ax, Sledge, and Wedge in hand, I headed out to reduce the sweet gum to firewood.

I did it. I did the impossible. I turned a sweet gum in to firewood. And I left a little wiser... and a lot stronger.
 

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That was an adorable story Shawn. I loved it. Luckily, we don't have Sweet Gum here. Mostly Ash, Elm, Cottonwood, Russian Olive, Wild Plum, and the occasional Pine. All the wood in the previous pictures was Ash. I wouldn't want to try Gum, especially at my age. Oh, the hydraulic splitter could handle it, but me with an ax or maul ... not today... wouldn't even try (bad back, bad knees, left shoulder out of whack... that would be a comedy of errors). :) I applaud you, however, for surviving that storm and getting firewood from the impossible.

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Roy, the young man standing next to me and Cowboy is from Australia. He's the nephew of a friend of ours in Tasmania and had come to North America on walkabout (more like hitchhike-about) :rolleyes: before going home to settle into a "regular life." He stayed with us a couple days, then I drove him to Sioux Falls (he hoped to hitch with a trucker going to Canada) on my way to eastern Tennessee to pick up a female Pyr to help Cowboy with his chores.

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@tiggerrts . . . Still sending Ya some extra special - "GOOD VIBES" & "Positive Thoughts" - while "You" are adjusting and learning how to cope with this transition again . . . It is going to get better - "My" Friend . . .
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@Shawn Hoefer . . . WOW ! ! ! Don't "You" clean-up nicely . . .
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I hope they are paying you for all of the help you give them. And to think, you're even an in-house world-renown (okay, well at least world-known, sorta) vape reviewer! :)

Oh - And DITTO what Count said ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^





So - Here is "My" usual last post of the night . . .:D

Okay - It's that time again . . . ;)

For "Everyone" In NEED . . .

"GOOD VIBES" & "Healing Thoughts"


. . . are being sent "Your" Way


Once again - For all of the 'Tree-Peeps" already gone to bed and those about to go . . .

Hope Ya' have very restful night and pleasant dreams . . .

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Okay - I'm done for the Day . . .
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It's . . .
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AND - I'm off . . .
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Good "MoringNite" All - See Ya' Tomorrow . . .

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Sadly, I have to agree with Uncle right about now and say "good night" to all the Tree Peeps. The Oldt Guy is too tired to go on much longer and PJ (our oldest cat) tells me it is time to snuggle the pillows. Say good night to the sun also... ;)

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That strange looking sky is the result of this pic being taken through a screened window...

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