Snow white, Spiderman and Pinocchio where walking down the street together. As they walk, they see a sign. "Beauty contest inside." Snow white says "I am going to go in."
The others wait thirty minutes and Snow White comes out. "How did you do?" asked Spiderman. "I won!" she replies. They continue to walk down the street, and another sign is visible "Strongest man contest." I have this says Spiderman, and the other two wait for thirty minutes.
Spiderman comes out smiling, "How did you do?" asked snow white. "I won of course." as he shows his trophy, the
three continue to walk.
Down the street there is a sign, "Best Liar contest." Pinocchio says "Oh this is defiantly mine!" the two other wait and thirty minutes later Pinocchio comes out crying. "What happened, what is wrong?" Pinocchio says "I lost, who is that person Hillary Clinton?"