So my classifieds usually turn into a joke fest with Yankee starting and other buddies hanging out a bit. Along with some Tyleris and Iowa bumping

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I am selling another Ithaka and one funny thing lead to another and I came up with being a sucker for shoes and watches...
I just received a pm from a guy telling me he has a rare paste of shoes that are a bit big for him asking to trade them for my Ithaka.
Now let me make this clear, I do have a thing for footwear, from nice running shoes, dress shoes, boots to Vans but, I will not wear another man's shoes. Ever. Call me a nutbag and feel free to make jokes at my expense(it's easy) but know that when you meet me and size me up, the shoes I am wearing were always mine.

Not even sure how to respond to the chap.