Heather's Heavenly Vapes - THE BIG THREAD (Part 6)

[Bunnykiller]

I figured out how the Government works...
for example, they need a letter typed on a computer... 101 keyboard and a mouse, they hire 103 people, each person has their own key to press and the other 2 people are hired to operate the mouse ( 1 to move it and 1 to click it)....
while 1/3 are doing coffie, 5 are on sick leave, 27 are in a meeting, 17 are coordinating a retirement party, 10 are on vacation, 9 are out running errands ( personal ones at that)and 1 is still left in the office to type the letter....

the one typing the letter has control of the U key and has filled in for the person who does the H key on occasion...

so the letter ends up as so...

UUUhhhh uuuh uhhhhhhhhhh uh ...

 

[Bronze]

I figured out how the Government works...
for example, they need a letter typed on a computer... 101 keyboard and a mouse, they hire 103 people, each person has their own key to press and the other 2 people are hired to operate the mouse ( 1 to move it and 1 to click it)....
while 1/3 are doing coffie, 5 are on sick leave, 27 are in a meeting, 17 are coordinating a retirement party, 10 are on vacation, 9 are out running errands ( personal ones at that)and 1 is still left in the office to type the letter....

the one typing the letter has control of the U key and has filled in for the person who does the H key on occasion...

so the letter ends up as so...

UUUhhhh uuuh uhhhhhhhhhh uh ...

 

[PapawBrett]

I figured out how the Government works...
for example, they need a letter typed on a computer... 101 keyboard and a mouse, they hire 103 people, each person has their own key to press and the other 2 people are hired to operate the mouse ( 1 to move it and 1 to click it)....
while 1/3 are doing coffie, 5 are on sick leave, 27 are in a meeting, 17 are coordinating a retirement party, 10 are on vacation, 9 are out running errands ( personal ones at that)and 1 is still left in the office to type the letter....

the one typing the letter has control of the U key and has filled in for the person who does the H key on occasion...

so the letter ends up as so...

UUUhhhh uuuh uhhhhhhhhhh uh ...

That's actually pretty funny, BK. I wish it was that ridiculous. But the US Federal Government is far worse than that. Trump (whom I do not support) is standing the 'high priests' on their collective heads, for he has exposed the false deity of the religion of Government.

I better stop.....

 

[Chakris]

Silly man, that's a still from one of the greatest movies ever: Singin' In The Rain. Cyd Charisse and Gene Kelly. Hubba hubba.

Yeah, Gene's not a bad looker either.

 

[Chakris]

I figured out how the Government works...
for example, they need a letter typed on a computer... 101 keyboard and a mouse, they hire 103 people, each person has their own key to press and the other 2 people are hired to operate the mouse ( 1 to move it and 1 to click it)....
while 1/3 are doing coffie, 5 are on sick leave, 27 are in a meeting, 17 are coordinating a retirement party, 10 are on vacation, 9 are out running errands ( personal ones at that)and 1 is still left in the office to type the letter....

the one typing the letter has control of the U key and has filled in for the person who does the H key on occasion...

so the letter ends up as so...

UUUhhhh uuuh uhhhhhhhhhh uh ...

 

[Hulamoon]

Life is good. Hula can be a pain sometimes but we got her under control.

Is Australia being good to you still?

Ya think? Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaa

 

[DavidOH]

Evening.......

 

[EleanorR]

The reason I popped in to ECF at all is sad. Anyone remember Shatner? Cartoon bear avatar, haunted the e-liquid forums, bit of a loudmouth but in a funny way? Well I wanted to order a juice that I knew he was a fan of, and went to his Facebook page to see if he could remind me of the name. It's now a "memorial" page...he died last August from what appears t be complications of car crash injuries. He was only 32.

Wow! Yes, I remember Shatner well. Conversed with him numerous times on the NET thread. I think I even mailed him some NETs to try. What a shame! I did not hear this news. Very sad! Was Shatner the one who did glass blowing? It's been a log while since I was on that thread and I get them confused these days. RIP Shatner.

Yes, Shatner did the glass-blowing -- also collected guns, and loved NETs. (Also haunted the "pro-Boba's Bounty" threads like Hamlet's ghost!)

Lord, I cannot even imagine him gone -- thanks for the update, Scarfy.

 

[Bunnykiller]

Mornin All...

 

[DavidOH]

Morning...... Yuck.

 

[PapawBrett]

Good Morning Army. Sitting in Thomasville NC, waiting to be unloaded. Then go back and get another load to bring back here.
On the brighter side - the USPS tracking shows two new Reos mods have arrived in Monroe, NC. Could be an interesting evening...

Have a Safe and Blessed Day

 

[Chakris]

Evening Army!
Not much new happening here. Mama was in a bad mood because she woke from a nap and found me sleeping too. I was a bit slow in getting up when she called - she wanted to go shopping. I had to leave the room before WW IV started. She's getting harder and harder to live with. The smallest things set her off and before anyone says it, I know it's caused by her frustration at not being able to do all the stuff she wants to do by herself.
Such is the life of a hemiplegic... Sorry for the downer, but I had to get it off my chest.

 

[Chakris]

Silly man, that's a still from one of the greatest movies ever: Singin' In The Rain. Cyd Charisse and Gene Kelly. Hubba hubba.

Did you know MGM had her legs insured for $500,000 each?

 

[DavidOH]

I don't have to play in the rain after all. Got called off.

 

[Bronze]

Yes, Shatner did the glass-blowing -- also collected guns, and loved NETs. (Also haunted the "pro-Boba's Bounty" threads like Hamlet's ghost!)

Lord, I cannot even imagine him gone -- thanks for the update, Scarfy.

Me either. Very sad news.

 

[Bronze]

Good Morning Army. Sitting in Thomasville NC, waiting to be unloaded. Then go back and get another load to bring back here.
On the brighter side - the USPS tracking shows two new Reos mods have arrived in Monroe, NC. Could be an interesting evening...

Have a Safe and Blessed Day

Sumpin' to look forward to Pop.

 

[Bronze]

Evening Army!
Not much new happening here. Mama was in a bad mood because she woke from a nap and found me sleeping too. I was a bit slow in getting up when she called - she wanted to go shopping. I had to leave the room before WW IV started. She's getting harder and harder to live with. The smallest things set her off and before anyone says it, I know it's caused by her frustration at not being able to do all the stuff she wants to do by herself.
Such is the life of a hemiplegic... Sorry for the downer, but I had to get it off my chest.

Hang in there Chakster!

 

[Bronze]

Those nasty storms yesterday have us in their sights now. We're gonna get slammed this afternoon.

 

[Chakris]

Good Morning Army. Sitting in Thomasville NC, waiting to be unloaded. Then go back and get another load to bring back here.
On the brighter side - the USPS tracking shows two new Reos mods have arrived in Monroe, NC. Could be an interesting evening...

Have a Safe and Blessed Day

Wow, how many does this make Papaw? I'm guessing you got a new woodie and a resin?

 

[StealthyTX]

My first two orders just shipped today...does shipping time count as steeping?