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Chakris

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Saturday?! Isn't it Friday for you guys right now?!

We're exactly 12 hours ahead of Eastern Standard Time, 11 during daylight savings... It's hell trying to make phone calls back home, let alone video chats. ;)

Edit: Yes, I stand corrected. Got a little ahead of myself... That's what vacations are for - forgetting what day it is. :blink::oops:

The amount if whining a pregnant woman is capable of is outrageous! No kidding you're uncomfortable and your back hurts, you've put on 50 pounds and carrying it mostly in your abdomen...

And no your water didn't break, we see sperm cells in your urine. Are you sure you didn't just have sex?

Tell hubby to stop pocking fun at the baby.

Could you imagine the whining goin' on if men got pregnant? :?:

Hard enough dealing with us when we have the flu...
 
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Chakris

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My wife, who gave birth four times, once described it as this: "If a Man ever wonders what it's like to give birth, imagine pooping a watermelon." The women I have shared that quote with usually just nod in agreement....

When I was in the service, eating all their meats, taters, and breads, I managed to poop a softball... without laxatives. Does that count? It's almost as big as a kids head. TMI? :facepalm:
 

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Never heard it said that way, but I like it Me and you both, Pappy!

Hey, RJ. I've been out of town and never got a chance to respond after you explained what happened to your niece. I just want to say that I hope that miserable S.O.B.'s dance card is punched every single night in prison.
 

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Hoy Mackerel Robin - were you eating giant jars of Vaseline for breakfast?
:D

Both of mine were relatively quick. First one: water broke a month before she was due and I didn't believe that's what happened :lol: woke from a sound sleep and actually thought I wet the bed! No labor pains, just two pushes after I got to the hospital in an ambulance, which the cops my ex-father in law ran off the road speeding to our house across town insisted on calling once the situation was explained them.

Second: my son went two days past the due date. As soon as I figured out that I was in labor and it wasn't food poisoning :)lol:)we got to the hospital and 15 minutes later he was born.

With both I was there less than an hour at the hospital before the babies decided to make an appearance. :)
 

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Uhhhhhhh.. my imagination screeched to a dead halt just in time, thank goodness!
LOL

When I was in the service, eating all their meats, taters, and breads, I managed to poop a softball... without laxatives. Does that count? It's almost as big as a kids head. TMI? :facepalm:
 

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Against the din of the city night,
there cut through the dark,
the sound of a loud bawling.
Who was to know,
Chakris was feeling OHH!
He stooped down to poop and delivered a Rawlings.


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You lot are incorrigible.:lol:

NO! CAN'T! NOT LISTENING! la-la-la-la-laaa can't hear you...
:lol:
 
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Good luck today, Mw! The Lion does not consume on school nights for this reason. If you can survive until lunchtime, you will be just fine. Happy Friday, my friend.

And a happy Friday to the Army!

"I suppose I should be grateful that your vanity got in the way of your recklessness!"
--Tywin Lannister
 

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Good morning, Army! Friday seems to be flying by.. Got to bed at 4:30 last night and at 5:00 decided it was not worth it and got out of bed. So, here I am.. enjoying Friday to the fullest!

All this talk of babies and softballs makes me want to..... BRB!
 
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