Heather's Heavenly Vapes - THE BIG THREAD

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tnt56

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WHOA ! I never said anything about wide-angle. :laugh:
Seriously, my wife has had that done twice. She said the worst part is not eating for 24 hours while drinking that stuff that cleans you out. And you will need a driver, Hula. They do sedate for that procedure. By the time they're done you'll pretty much be wiped out and very hungry. But it's almost a routine procedure nowadays. And the polyps ? Everyone has them, they will be removed to be tested.

I remember (not really my Sweetie told me) When I got through they dressed me an for the hour drive home all i did was want to eat Mexican food. The next day she told me I had eaten but I had no clue what it was or if I did. So I just went back to bed.
 

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A VVGrand for at home, and a mini14500 and a mini 2.0, all with RM2 rba's. All I use anymore. Love 'em.

Well just tried to be my Love to get me a RM2 RBA. Oh well I guess she was paying attention. Maybe next payday. (And I need some more juice too).
 

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NO!!! Not a wide angle! A small tiny lens... No need to frighten people! Whenever a woman asks me how big I think their baby is, I always go small.... No one wants to hear they need to push a 10 pound baby out, but when you say 6 they are relieved. Yes, I lie to people :)

Yeah, who wants a baby born on May 17, 18, and 19. :)
 

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Damn. I've avoided that for a long time now...

I've had one. And I'm overdue for my second one. The procedure is nothing. It's the day before that sucks.

Trust me when I tell you this: When you start drinking that god-awful goop that cleans your colon out, don't be more than about 15 seconds from a toilet. Rinse and repeat, ad nauseum. That's all you need to know.
 
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See that? There's always someone worse off.
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Oh Hula... I like you very much so I'm not happy to hear this... BUT... A little side note, when I was just starting my nursing career I worked in an office the did the flex-sig and as the new girl I got to clean it!

At least they sedate you for the colonoscopy, hope the polyps are nothing of concern.
 

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Seriously Dusty...

You're not saying......


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So, we're going to need a low-light wide-angle lens then?! :laugh:
 

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I've had one. And I'm overdue for my second one. The procedure is nothing. It's the day before that sucks.

Trust me when I tell you this: When you start drinking that god-awful goop that cleans your colon out, don't be more than about 15 seconds from a toilet. Rinse and repeat, ad nauseum. That's all you need to know.

One added thing is to buy extra CASES of tp. like in the bulk sizes. And something with aloe is prefered. LOL.
 

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Good morning Army!!! We saw, we fought and we conquered! :thumb:

I've recently realized that the only jokes (except for some just for little kids) that I know are all dirty:facepalm::p! I'm notoriously pretty lame at remembering the punchlines, too, but I just like to blame my chronic sleep-debt for such memory troubles;). If you all think of some good ones that you know (just whenever they happen to pop into your heads down the line), I'd love to hear them. And I missed why you're in the doghouse with the missus, Chak? Too much vaping stuff come all at once for her, perhaps:ohmy:? Quite an enviable haul you've got there, just to add to the chorus of ooh's and aah's! Speaking of adding to the chorus, you're not going anywhere, 73, so I'm chalking the comment up to more of your characteristic joshing around, okay? Your attitude seems pretty stellar, in fact; I'll bet your RW support system is top-notch, paired, of course, with your faith...and, well, all of us, obviously;)! I'll bet also you might be able to hook me up (at some point whenever) with a good joke that's not too filthy! Hope all of your Fridays are rolling along smoothly:).


LOL, I know what you mean, if I hadn't just heard that one today, I'd be left with all my dirty jokes and dumb blonde jokes.

There is a thread for jokes here somewhere. Laughter is the Best Medicine I'll copy mine over there in a few. Right now we're making a batch of Pad Thai Caramel Corn!

Yes, Becky. The back-to-back vape mail did play a role in stirring up her ire. :-x Fortunately, this morning all was forgiven for yesterday's escapade as soon as she found out why I was late coming home from work. Although I did have a couple libations, it was in the line of duty. One of my co-teachers wanted to talk about helping sell our wares at a pub close to his place as this particular establishment had nothing in the form of bar snacks. He was wondering if I would consign X amount of caramel corn to him.

I also brought home a considerable amount of profit from the day's sales, even though we lost the morning crowd! :2cool:
 
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