Funny thread! I put the flag up (and the box is empty) so that I can look outside and see the flag down, then knowing that they came....I often can't hear the truck so that is my trick so that I don't walk out there 10 times....I have done the walking out there over and over and my neighbors must think i am nuts....right now....waiting for my new Pro V2 tank, cartos, and some vapealicious juice!! Yippiee!! Just got my vape Logic organizer today....very nice....might want to take a look. My provari charger fits perfect and now things are so neatly put away!! Yippieee! Fits my 30 ml bottles with needle tops too!
how do you stalk the mail person on vape mail day?
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First I look about and find some tall grass that closely matches the color of my mane. I prefer to wait until early morning or late afternoon cause most grass is at least a little bit lighter than my mane is. In the middle of the day, I just let my lionesses deal with hunting, it's too hot then, anyway. Once I find a good spot, I lay flat on the savannah ground. My breathing automatically slows just a bit, my eyes naturally are drawn to the ones who stand out from the herd. The weak, the sick, the injured, the young. I don't even think about it, they just lock on to the easier prey. Then I wait for them to come to the closest point their path will bring them to my hideout. When they get to just the right spot, I launch myself. Most of my prey is no faster than me, but my 550 pounds make it hard for me to maintain my speed for long, so I have to time it just right so I can catch him before.....
Oh, the mailman. I just stock up on juice, so he is bringing me refills I already have. That way there is no drama or urgency. No need to stalk him for that....I thought we were talking about zebra. Sorry.
Oh, the mailman. I just stock up on juice, so he is bringing me refills I already have. That way there is no drama or urgency. No need to stalk him for that....I thought we were talking about zebra. Sorry.
Either by hacking into the Russian spy satellite network, drones, or the old fashioned waiting outside the annex with binoculars and low key following in the car technique.
If I'm REALLY anxious for a package and don't want to wait until my normal "about" 3 pm delivery I go pick up some doughnuts and show up at my Post Office about 9:10 am just before the mail delivery people are ready to leave the post office to start their routes 
Normally I just need to listen for my mail lady to toot her horn about 3 p.m. She toots her horn if she has any packages to put in my mailbox. She gets almost as excited about my packages as I do and often waits for me to come running out the door so she can see what new toys I got
Normally I just need to listen for my mail lady to toot her horn about 3 p.m.
She toots her horn if she has any packages to put in my mailbox. She gets almost as excited about my packages as I do and often waits for me to come running out the door so she can see what new toys I got 
In the bushes with face paint, camo, leaves and branches on my helmet. Considered deer urine, but I think that might be going a bit overboard.
You guys are too funny! I stay in an apartment complex so I can't really stalk him like I want to. I mainly stalk my tracking a million times a day from my cell, iPad, computer etc...I'm surprised USPS hasn't found a way to block me yet. Most of my orders are just stocking back up now that I've figured out what I like but getting goodies never get old. Wish I could see the mail box from here but let's just say the dog gets extra walks when I'm waiting on vapemail.
Sorry not hilarious story here
Sorry not hilarious story here
Mines is the same way! That irritates me so much! I get up to take the dog out & there's a note on the door when I've been sitting inside the entire time!!! Grrrrrrrr!!!
I got a PO Box because I work about 20 minutes from home, my PO Box is 3 blocks from my work I try to make sure I have tracking on the mail and track it on my phone hitting refresh every 30 seconds lol.
I try to make sure I have tracking on the mail and track it on my phone hitting refresh every 30 seconds lol.
LOL
When its the regular guy, he gets it right to me.
I remember once there was a sub...saw him walk right past my door and drop the mail.
I rubbed my hands together as I walked to the box only to open it and find a note saying he tried to deliver and I wasn't there.
Say what?
I saw your .... walk right past my door and you never stopped...liar liar pants on fire.
THIS
when I have stuff that requires a signature I swear to god the mailman does not knock he just leaves the note on the door.
I'm like one room away from the door if he would bother to knock I would come and sign for the damn package,
but apparently that is too much trouble.
I bought a necklace on etsy and it was only like $15 but the seller made it signature required- I have no idea why.
Basically they didn't even bother leaving a note and sent it back to the seller.
It said there was like one delivery attempt but I'm always home!!! Maybe I was in the bathroom for 5 minutes or something. So yea if I had known the package was in town I would have picked it up but they never informed me and six days later returned it
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If I notice we have a substitute mail carrier I will stand on the porch and ask about the package. This is partly for excitement but mostly I have had to go door to door in my neighbor hood too many times to find a mis delivered package
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I'm stalking the mail lady as we speak, lol. Expecting several packages today and I'll be damned if I have to go get them from the post office!
She usually arrives between 12:30 and 12:40 lol
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She usually arrives between 12:30 and 12:40 lol
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