how do you stalk the mail person on vape mail day?

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Rickajho

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Yep, I have a Provari and some Vomit juice showing out for delivery..... Hope I don't make such a huge cloud that I pose a threat to any national security.... :laugh:

Well I don't know - those things in the background on your avatar pic do look an awful lot like nuclear missiles... :D
 

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I live 2 miles from my mailbox and I would consider it a miracle if she leaves my packages in the mail box. Usually I have to go to the post office almost 30 miles away to get my stuff. I have even say at the boxes and waited on the mail just to find out that the package never was on the truck and was sitting at the post office the whole time.

I have a terrible mail lady.

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Of course a mail box like this can intimidate a mail carrier...

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I've tapped into the city's camera system and am watching both ends of the street for the mail truck...

Seriously. I just go out to my box at 1:45PM. It'll be there.. Got a package coming today!!.. err.. Ok.. I might go out several times before that.. :/
 

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I ever ever so slowly lift the plantation blind with the nail on my index finger.

Hahahahhaa......

I'm not the only one!

I probably look like "that nosey neighbor" but I'm really just watching my own mailbox.

I can usually tell the sound of the mail truck as it rolls by, but I totally missed it yesterday. I was freaking out at 4 when I never heard it, and decided to stalk down to the mailbox. There were all my packages!!!
 

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I stare at the door and just in case I dare to blink, I have toothpicks wedged in between the lids.
As he approaches the door, I start to breath real hard and he slows down...hearing that heavy breathing.
I fling the door open cause I'm afraid he may run off out of embarrassment or fear *depending on what he thinks that breathing is* and I blame it on the dog.
I tell him hes just a bit overheated from his walkies...
Give him a crazy person smile and tell him to have a nice day.
 

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No fair! You got us all deeply invested in your anticipation here... and then you didn't tell us what's coming! lol

Haha nothing too exciting to the experienced vapers but I ordered an MVP with eGo threading from Vapor Alley and a A606/Versa from Dark City Vapor. Tracking info for both packages are showing out for delivery. The anticipation is KILLING ME!
 

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My mailman refuses to deliver packages directly to the individual apartments in my building and will only leave them at the office. Granted, it is a complicated setup here but he does have the option of using one of 5 large locked mailboxes made just for packages but he just won't do it. There have been two times that he, for whatever reason, chose to cram the large envelope in my regular mailbox. Both times the packaging ripped while I was trying to pry it from box. Grrr. So now I watch my tracking numbers over and over to see if it has been delivered, make the run to mailbox to see if he crammed it in there and if not, I have to play beat-the-clock with my leasing office. If I don't get there before they close, I am screwed until the next day.

Now that I think about it, I don't like my mailman.
 

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I stare at the door and just in case I dare to blink, I have toothpicks wedged in between the lids.
As he approaches the door, I start to breath real hard and he slows down...hearing that heavy breathing.
I fling the door open cause I'm afraid he may run off out of embarrassment or fear *depending on what he thinks that breathing is* and I blame it on the dog.
I tell him hes just a bit overheated from his walkies...
Give him a crazy person smile and tell him to have a nice day.

Annddd... then you take the toothpicks out?
 

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Luckily I have a really cool mailman.
Our apartment building is one of his first deliveries because we are about a block away from the Post Office. I religiously follow USPS tracking and I know when the package gets to a certain distribution hub, it will be delivered promptly the next morning.
He knows that he has a package for me since I will be waiting for him when he arrives. I'm waiting for him too because when he comes, many of my neighbors are waiting for him as well and they are nice but really nosy, lol. If i think it is small enough to fit in the box I won't bother coming down until later but if i know it may be too big or i am unsure whether it will fit I come down to meet him.
i live in a very small town and the same mailman has been delivering to our building for a very long time; many of the tenants are on a first-name basis with him (including me) :)
 

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My mailman refuses to deliver packages directly to the individual apartments in my building and will only leave them at the office. Granted, it is a complicated setup here but he does have the option of using one of 5 large locked mailboxes made just for packages but he just won't do it. There have been two times that he, for whatever reason, chose to cram the large envelope in my regular mailbox. Both times the packaging ripped while I was trying to pry it from box. Grrr. So now I watch my tracking numbers over and over to see if it has been delivered, make the run to mailbox to see if he crammed it in there and if not, I have to play beat-the-clock with my leasing office. If I don't get there before they close, I am screwed until the next day.

Now that I think about it, I don't like my mailman.

yea I lived in an apartment complex like that, what a pain in the .....
It was either go to the leasing office or go the postal office :(
 
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