I see smoking people...

[Garrell6888]

Soo...I feel like that person who has a ghost or a hallucination walking around with me, and when I talk to said ghost, no one notices. Or like on tv shows, when the char looks at the camera and says something witty...but no one in the background seems to catch the fact that he's talking to nobody...

But with vaping. I've vaped in class (JC), work (hospital), the DMV, restaurants, the grocery store, and many other high traffic indoor places...no one notices...

Even when I try to get caught, no one notices. Im not walking around blowing vape in peoples faces or anything, but its gotten to the point where, without thinking, I'll just look up and blow a plume of vape all over the place, and no one ever see's it. I've even vaped at the bar...not in the bar, but AT the bar. Right in front of the bartender. Nothing

I feel like I'm in my own little world, and I have a secret that no one else can see...or something. How come no one notices when I exhale right in front of someone's face?

 

[Katmar]

That would be a good thing, no?

 

[Dillan]

Garrell, I'm sorry to inform you that your suspicions are correct; you are, indeed, deceased. Welcome to the afterlife, please collect your halo, harp and personal vaporizer at St. Peter's desk, at the left side of the lobby. Any requests to transfer to a different version of the afterlife (including but not restricted to; Mormon heaven, Islamic paradise, Nirvana, or Perpetual Nonexistence) can be achieved by filling out form OPM-31 and allowing 6 to 8 millennia for processing.

 

[angelique510]

Don't complain.

As soon as you get a lecture, a dirty look. or a faked cough from one of the ANTIs that are against smoking, cigarettes, nicotine, or anything even vaguely resembling smoking - anything where you inhale and exhale and look like you might be enjoying yourself, basically - you'll wish you were invisable again.

~A

 

[umop apisdn]

It just goes to show you how many places you probably could smoke without getting noticed too, doesn't it? It's been the same way for me, even though, I did get remarked at by my janitor in my dorm saying "I should know better" (RAGE!) and a LOT of curiosity at a bar (well I was blowing smoke rings a lot...) but apart from that, I vape a lot in public places where smoking isn't allowed. Either they're too intrigued by it, or they just think I'm too much of a bad ... to even reply to them, not sure which.

 

[W Axl Rose]

Oh that is HILARIOUS!! I thought I was the only one who had gotten obnoxious fake cough. I was walking across a mall parking lot vaping and a lady about ten feet away gave me a dirty look and did the fake cough thing AND wrinkled her nose.

 

[imawitch]

Garrell, I'm sorry to inform you that your suspicions are correct; you are, indeed, deceased. Welcome to the afterlife, please collect your halo, harp and personal vaporizer at St. Peter's desk, at the left side of the lobby. Any requests to transfer to a different version of the afterlife (including but not restricted to; Mormon heaven, Islamic paradise, Nirvana, or Perpetual Nonexistence) can be achieved by filling out form OPM-31 and allowing 6 to 8 millennia for processing.

humor is a good thing lol,jmho

 

[imawitch]

Lol ya'll are to funny..

im liking this thread lol


eta, i vaped in my doctors office this afty noon..

in front of the desk nurse while in waiting room, and I vaped in the private room in front of my doc..

no one said nothing to me..

but doc did ask where i bought my pv

 

[TWISTED VICTOR]

Garrell, I'm sorry to inform you that your suspicions are correct; you are, indeed, deceased. Welcome to the afterlife, please collect your halo, harp and personal vaporizer at St. Peter's desk, at the left side of the lobby. Any requests to transfer to a different version of the afterlife (including but not restricted to; Mormon heaven, Islamic paradise, Nirvana, or Perpetual Nonexistence) can be achieved by filling out form OPM-31 and allowing 6 to 8 millennia for processing.

(chukle chuckle).....I can't even try to top this one .

 

[keyzygirl]

I vaped at the Post Office today,The line was really long.

 

[Garrell6888]

Garrell, I'm sorry to inform you that your suspicions are correct; you are, indeed, deceased. Welcome to the afterlife, please collect your halo, harp and personal vaporizer at St. Peter's desk, at the left side of the lobby. Any requests to transfer to a different version of the afterlife (including but not restricted to; Mormon heaven, Islamic paradise, Nirvana, or Perpetual Nonexistence) can be achieved by filling out form OPM-31 and allowing 6 to 8 millennia for processing.

Well as long as I get a PV then im alright with that...and I've always wanted to learn the harp too. Maybe i'll check out that nirvana in a few thousand.

I'm not exactly complaining, just wondering why people aren't noticing that i'm practically bathing in the vape I expel. I know part of it is due to the vapor...devaporizing...but I would think that more than a few people would notice what I was doing. And i'm sure some people have seen, and decided not to believe their eyes. "no, that cant be right, i'll ignore it" Im gonna start calling them muggles.

I also have a great comeback for when/if anyone ever tells me not to smoke somewhere. It is an insulin inhaler, I'm in a medical trial testing a new device, and If you wont allow me to get the meds I need to survive, then I will sue you (I realize I wouldn't win, but intimidation counts...)

 

[Toby]

I think you've just been lucky... but I do know what you mean...

I got told off at the supermarket recently -

"You're not allowed to smoke in here!"
~ "Errr... but it's not smoke..."
"So what is it then?"
~ "It's mainly propylene glycol..." (while removing the cart to show her)...
"So what's that then?"
~ "Sorry, but I don't have the chemical formula on me!"

 

[Elapid]

The only response I have gotten is, "that's so cool." I refer everyone to this board to learn before spending your money. I wonder how many have given up on E-cigs after they get burned at a Kiosk.