Introducing 'the Mako' PV coming soon.....

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I got your back Tim, I'll put my rings on for that S.O.B :p lol.

BTW how are the kids, getting any sleep with the new baby?

:D:D Well a little sleep deprived at the moment - I'm sure you know how it goes...... loving it all the way! :D

Alexander's 300-year old mother did a great job with his beard. "I want it nice and short, you see? Oh that's right - you don't..."

As for the Autobot - I think I'll stick to vaping for now. :)

Okay so when you have a footlong beard, an 8 inch one could be seen as 'short'..... it's all relative as Mr Einstein would lead you to believe. :lol:

Message from Alex:

'But E-Pipeman - the autobot will be an ecig and an intelligent robot all in one.... so you can vape it, and when it senses you need something else, it will transform itself to make your life complete....including doing the dishes'

I tried to explain to him that most people have dishwashers these days - he didn't take my criticism well ..... bless him I guess he's still stuck in the early 19th century..... a time when men were real men and had beards and women were real women and uhhh..... had beards. :p

Hahaha! His mother did a great job cutting his beard considering she's blind :lol:

You Alex must have a blast making these videos. I know I sure get a kick out of them :D

Lu

Yes she did, in fact I'd highly recommend her for anyone (TRUELOVE??) contemplating a trim.... oh and she does wash 'n dries, colouring, waxing, manicures, pedicures, back sack and cra.... did I just say that? :p
Anyway if you're interested, she's listed as: Blind Babushkas Hair & Beauty Salon.... the best Salon in the universe... ;)
 

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Washing dishes, controlling the television, tucking you in at night and sharing a nice sauna with?? Becareful Alex I heard Napoleon is making one of those, plus it has the ability to scratch your back, tickle a loved one's foot and can even jump through fire ringed hoops!
I also hear that he's naming it the deceptacon!
 

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Washing dishes, controlling the television, tucking you in at night and sharing a nice sauna with?? Becareful Alex I heard Napoleon is making one of those, plus it has the ability to scratch your back, tickle a loved one's foot and can even jump through fire ringed hoops!
I also hear that he's naming it the deceptacon!


:D:D:D I was wondering when the decepticons would be mentioned.... ahh but fear not Ike with Optimus Prime (Alex) as the Autobot leader, we're in safe hands... :D;)
Okay this is getting preetty surreal now time for some koolaid.... :p

P.S. Good to see ya buddy! :)
 

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That's it, I'm shaving this thing!
My wife hates it and since I started growing this badger on my face she hasn't touched me.
I CAN"T TAKE IT ANY MORE!


Let me check the mail...just in case lol.

Dude, you better not. I'm looking forward to seeing a bearded man do a real review of the Mako. If there's no beard, Imma be .......
 

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Dude, you better not. I'm looking forward to seeing a bearded man do a real review of the Mako. If there's no beard, Imma be .......
Damn it man, my wife is HOT!
You try going a month without sex...bearded review or hot wife..beard.wife.

The things I do for my fellow man...But I need my woman..TIM! lol.
 

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That's it, I'm shaving this thing!
My wife hates it and since I started growing this badger on my face she hasn't touched me.
I CAN"T TAKE IT ANY MORE!


Let me check the mail...just in case lol.

Why don't you just go to the dollar store and try to find one like Alex's? :D

Lu
 

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That's it, I'm shaving this thing!
My wife hates it and since I started growing this badger on my face she hasn't touched me.
I CAN"T TAKE IT ANY MORE!


Let me check the mail...just in case lol.


Haha - you must train like a monk and learn the art of patience..... okay daniel son now breath in breath out..... the badger is good we want to see the badger!! :p

P.S. You'd make a pretty funky monk!!! :D:D

Dude, you better not. I'm looking forward to seeing a bearded man do a real review of the Mako. If there's no beard, Imma be .......

+1 :D


Damn it man, my wife is HOT!
You try going a month without sex...bearded review or hot wife..beard.wife.

The things I do for my fellow man...But I need my woman..TIM! lol.

We want Thelonious Monk Proportions here:


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Now he was a 'funky monk'.... I'm sure your wife will come around..... :D:D:D


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Why don't you just go to the dollar store and try to find one like Alex's? :D

Lu

:D:D:D
 

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Good News:


We have located protected batteries for both the minno 3.7V and the midi 6V, so now all 4 battery options shall be protected. :)

As well as the Mako already being able to achieve 3.7V, 6V, 7.4V(Why?), we will be adding 5V (actually 5.8V) to the options so this should please quite a few of you.... :)


Bad News:


Just got off the phone with the pre production team and although I had hoped for the first few sets to be ready today for the beta testers, it's looking like with a few slight hitches thrown in we will probably have to wait until next week...... which gives Truelove's beard even more growing time!!! :D:D
 

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My wife asked me today,
What does a beard have to do with a shark anyway.

So i asked her,
What does a beard or a shark have to do with your beaver :p.

LOL - good one - you crack me up TL!!!!! :D:D:D:D

Ahh, but that depends if her beaver is bearded.... or smooth like a shark ..... :D:D:p

PS. I could tell you/her what a bearded shark has to do with a beaver... sharks + beavers = birds and the bees - ya know..... ;)
 
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