Just because I own a Provari

[KalNoodle]

Just yesterday, I was walking between classes, minding my own business, puffing away in my MVP.

Then this amazing creation came up to me, and says:


Is that an MVP. I love a young lady who vapes on an MVP. I use a ProVari, but I'm an MVP at home, if you know what I mean.

Then to my horror, I remembered it was Halloween, and made him remove his mask.

Stupid college classmates love to ruin my dreams.

 

[Jayvaps]

I was walking down the street yesterday, minding my own business vaping my Provari. A limo drives buy and slams to a stop Hally Berry, Tyra Banks, and Cindy Crawford climb out. They say they cant resist a man with a Provari and drag me in to the limo! After several hours of things I can not mention they took me to supper at the best steak house in town. All because I bought a Provari Thanks Provape!!!!!!!!

Were you dreaming in 1990? Just saying....

 

[HughDaHand]

So I was walking down the street the other day when a Toyota Prius came past and come to a screeching halt. He then offered to take me to the Apple Store and let me spend $1000 if I would wear equipment to monitor my brainwave while shopping. Turns out he was doing a study of peoples thought patterns while paying top dollar for obsolete technology. I got an iPhone 5 all thanks to my ProVari. Now I just need to work on not holding it wrong.

 

[DPLongo22]

Phenomenal!

I got a Vamo....a '72 aspen station wagon stopped. A mall cop got out and said he can't resist a dude with variable voltage. We split a slim jim.

 

[soba1]

Lmao nice one.

 

[Dana A]

You guys are hilarious! LMAO

 

[wheezal]

I was walking down the street yesterday, minding my own business vaping my Provari. A limo drives buy and slams to a stop Hally Berry, Tyra Banks, and Cindy Crawford climb out. They say they cant resist a man with a Provari and drag me in to the limo! After several hours of things I can not mention they took me to supper at the best steak house in town. All because I bought a Provari Thanks Provape!!!!!!!!

this story seems totally legit. i say we believe him without question!

 

[Robino1]

this story seems totally legit. i say we believe him without question!

Everything on the Net is true...... Right?!?

 

[gotch23]

So i was vaping on my Vamo...
a limousine stopped...
Chuck Norris jumped out...
And knocked me out with a provari.

These things are dangerous!

 

[EddardinWinter]

I was walking down the street enjoying my ProVari, when I happened upon this fair creature.

She said, "I just need to hang out with a guy who gets it when it comes to the ProVari. Can I buy you lunch?"

 

[DaveP]

Everything on the Net is true...... Right?!?

The Uncyclopedia says it is.

Proof that everything on the internet is true - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Life's Unanswerable Questions - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

 

[aceswired]

I was walking down the street yesterday, minding my own business vaping my Provari. A limo drives buy and slams to a stop Hally Berry, Tyra Banks, and Cindy Crawford climb out.

They warped you back in time to 1993? Amazing!

 

[robo74]

Just yesterday, I was walking between classes, minding my own business, puffing away in my MVP.

Then this amazing creation came up to me, and says:
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Is that an MVP. I love a young lady who vapes on an MVP. I use a ProVari, but I'm an MVP at home, if you know what I mean.

Then to my horror, I remembered it was Halloween, and made him remove his mask.

Stupid college classmates love to ruin my dreams.

He is really a nice guy. my wife melted when we went to meet him a couple years ago!

 

[AngiBe]

I was walking down the street enjoying my ProVari, when I happened upon this fair creature.

She said, "I just need to hang out with a guy who gets it when it comes to the ProVari. Can I buy you lunch?"

Maybe it was your cologne, Sex Panther that's illegal in nine countries..(Courtesy of Anchorman and Stay Classy SanDiego!)

 

[serenity21899]

I have 3 ProVaris. I got my husband dressed up as the cleaning lady (it was a Halloween costume, I think).

 

[Ranic85]

I was out in the stix burning 100s of Provaris, when George Washington comes up to me and thanks me for killing the Illuminati.

 

[EvilZoe]

I was out in the stix burning 100s of Provaris, when George Washington comes up to me and thanks me for killing the Illuminati.

After the burn-a-thon you were all able to pick up each and every one of those Provaris you were burning and have a vape-a-thon because they still worked.

 

[Ranic85]

They just wont die EvilZoe!!

 

[EvilZoe]

They just wont die EvilZoe!!

Well, they DID just come out with the Zombie edition, yanno!

 

[Ranic85]

Well, they DID just come out with the Zombie edition, yanno!

hahahahaha I love you EvilZoe!