Just because I own a Provari

[Huckleberried]

A Joye 510 and an eGo are standing on a street corner. The eGo looks at the 510 and says ...

...did you see that guy with the Provari get hauled away in a limo by Halle Berry, Tyra Banks and Cindy Crawford?

 

[EddardinWinter]

Maybe it was your cologne, Sex Panther that's illegal in nine countries..(Courtesy of Anchorman and Stay Classy SanDiego!)

Possibly. Lord knows I will jump at just about any advantage I can gain in my predatory practices...

 

[patkin]

That does it! I'm never getting a Provari. Thanks for bringing down my anxiety level.

 

[sneakerpimp]

I was walking down the street yesterday, minding my own business vaping my Provari. A limo drives buy and slams to a stop Hally Berry, Tyra Banks, and Cindy Crawford climb out. They say they cant resist a man with a Provari and drag me in to the limo! After several hours of things I can not mention they took me to supper at the best steak house in town. All because I bought a Provari Thanks Provape!!!!!!!!

sounds more like 1998.

 

[The Ocelot]

My ProVari had my friend's eVic connect to the internet and pull up my bank statement. They snickered and left. Luckily, the Reo and the Phidias aren't so judgmental. They recognize another bottom-feeder when they see one.

 

[The Ocelot]

I have 3 ProVaris. I got my husband dressed up as the cleaning lady (it was a Halloween costume, I think).

Now that is great fantasy material! Did he do the windows too?

 

[DaveP]

I was out in the stix burning 100s of Provaris, when George Washington comes up to me and thanks me for killing the Illuminati.

Yep, those Master Masons didn't get along with the Illuminati.
Washington becomes Master Mason — History.com This Day in History — 8/4/1753

 

[DaveP]

That does it! I'm never getting a Provari. Thanks for bringing down my anxiety level.

Get a Zmax. You will be almost as happy.

 

[rangie]

great to see some people have a sense of humour

 

[seahawkin]

Now that is great fantasy material! Did he do the windows too?

Man I was thinking the same thing! Man nothing more smexy then hubby folding laundry.

 

[deanthemachine]

I was walking down the street yesterday, minding my own business vaping my Provari. A limo drives buy and slams to a stop Hally Berry, Tyra Banks, and Cindy Crawford climb out. They say they cant resist a man with a Provari and drag me in to the limo! After several hours of things I can not mention they took me to supper at the best steak house in town. All because I bought a Provari Thanks Provape!!!!!!!!

Well played sir. Though your female bucket list might need some updating

 

[DaveP]

My Provari is quietly sitting on the table, occasionally heating up my Kanger Evod when I press the button. I wonder what they have going on? Steam rises and floats to the ceiling here and there.

 

[EvilZoe]

One of my Spinners is being a butthead today. My ProVari is consoling me and helping me research the stupid blink codes on the recalcitrant member of my vape crew.

 

[The Ocelot]

One of my Spinners is being a butthead today. My ProVari is consoling me and helping me research the stupid blink codes on the recalcitrant member of my vape crew.

I've found that when a device gets fussy if I casually wave it over a trashcan it straightens right up.

 

[DaveP]

I let one of mine sit on the shelf and watch while I vape the other one. You have to bring some pressure to bear on them here and there or they become all Prima Donna on you. Let 'em wonder once in a while. They'll appreciate you more.

 

[EvilZoe]

I've found that when a device gets fussy if I casually wave it over a trashcan it straitens right up.

Yeah, well I just performed quack surgery on it and I think it's done for....lol

 

[The Ocelot]

Yeah, well I just performed quack surgery on it and I think it's done for....lol

Bad ducky, no quacker.

 

[SissySpike]

Your meds are kicking in again...

Life is much more interesting when I dont take them8-o

 

[SissySpike]

Well played sir. Though your female bucket list might need some updating

They are all still hot besides I did not pick them they kidnapped and had their way with me didn't you read the story? ;-)

 

[rotku]

I've found that when a device gets fussy if I casually wave it over a trashcan it straightens right up.

This is an excellent tip. I found it has worked in the past on some of my golf clubs.