Just Ordered My First Provari

[xHaZe]

Awesome so basically, you get a great looking and sturdy device with lifetime support and upgrades for small additional charges. I'd say the cost of the vari is worth it! Like I mentioned before, I wanted something that will last and I think this is it.

 

[EvilOne]

I have never purchased one before, but to my understanding, and I could be wrong.. The 510 to 510 adapter I plan on using to protect the Provari's threading from stripping. I will screw it on and attach my atomizers on top of that. I found on some of my other devices, the threading seems to strip little by little over time from the constant screwing/unscrewing of atties. So I rather wear down the threading on my adapter than on my provari. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but this adapter can be used for this purpose right?

I have dropped my provari directly onto the drip tip of a vivi nova from about 3-4 feet onto concrete. The tip exploded and the vivi nova got bent and its threads got stripped by my provari. My provaris threads are still like the day I bought it even after that and all the attys I screw on and off daily.

 

[roonies]

I also pulled the trigger last night on my first Provari, a white mini, and after researching a bit I decided not to go for the extended warranty either. I think we're both going to be very happy vapers when that special package arrives!! Congrats!!

Quick question, I decided not to purchase the extended warranty for the vari mini because I hear after the 1st year, if anything happens to go wrong, you can send it in and they take care of it for a fairly low price. Is this true? And if yes, is this a lifetime support?

 

[The Ocelot]

after 20 ProVari posts..you become a Probationary ProVarian....then full ProVarian..then people start hating on you...I'm lovinn every minute of it. If you smoked a bit, a ProVari will pay for itself in a month and last you for years. Congrats, you'll love it!

I am delighted you are reaping the benefits of our people, but you really need to keep the name of your cult straight. We are the ProVarinati, we practice ProVariansm. The AntiProVarians practice AntiProVarianism.

 

[stevegmu]

I have dropped my provari directly onto the drip tip of a vivi nova from about 3-4 feet onto concrete. The tip exploded and the vivi nova got bent and its threads got stripped by my provari. My provaris threads are still like the day I bought it even after that and all the attys I screw on and off daily.

Mystery metal threading vs. ProVari threading would be like trying to scratch a diamond with quartz.

 

[Baditude]

All kneel and hail The Ocelot,
Madam ProVarinati Princess,
Viscountess of Vamora,
Baroness Boboni of Sigeleiland,
and Infata del Phidiae-Reo.





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[The Ocelot]

I also pulled the trigger last night on my first Provari, a white mini, and after researching a bit I decided not to go for the extended warranty either. I think we're both going to be very happy vapers when that special package arrives!! Congrats!!

Worry not little ones

 

[Asbestos4004]

I am delighted you are reaping the benefits of our people, but you really need to keep the name of your cult straight. We are the ProVarinati, we practice ProVariansm. The AntiProVarians practice AntiProVarianism.

ProVarians only have red LED displays?? ok...you're right...I will punish myself by removing a toe from my left foot. No, I will use a Vamo and a clearomizer for a whole day. That'll learn me.

 

[james chapman]

Go ahead buy it.No james give that money to St. Judes. I feel terrible,but I did it With my Vamo threading failing,I just can't see buying another Vamo,or something I am not sure of. I bought a Toyota Tacoma in 1997,I still drive it. I have an 08 Corolla. The maintenance on both have been very low. The guilt of buying this machine is heavy,but hopefully I won't need anything else. I know I am going to catch pure hell,from my dearest " you did what? when will this insanity stop?" BBBuuubbut It will last me a long time and at least 'm not smoking' Does anyone have a couch I can sleep on?

 

[james chapman]

Oh I did buy it,thanks baditude for the advice. I am going to catch pure hell. BUT I use a tracfone,I buy a 60 min card,19.00,every three months. My dearest has one of those fancy phones and spends who know what,for the monthly service,then there are the shoes... and clothes.... You think I'm scared?? Your damn right

 

[xHaZe]

James, I got the same type of response from my girlfriend when I told her about how I bought the provari and when I mentioned the price she looked at me like I was crazy lol.

 

[npalmy]

My hubster thinks I spent to much also...he can buy all his swords and camera lenses so I just ordered my second! My mini will like having a big sister.

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[Technonut]

Oh I did buy it,thanks baditude for the advice. I am going to catch pure hell. BUT I use a tracfone,I buy a 60 min card,19.00,every three months. My dearest has one of those fancy phones and spends who know what,for the monthly service,then there are the shoes... and clothes.... You think I'm scared?? Your damn right

One of the positive perks of being divorced for over 6 years now after a 23 year marriage... I can purchase whatever I want within my own set vape-budget.. I converted my current GF to vaping, and just yesterday, gave her my V1 ProVari.. I'm down to two standard 2.5's now..

I'm already feeling separation anxiety.... I think I'll try to find a Mini 2.5 on the classies next month.

 

[EddardinWinter]

It's a ProVari. You don't need to worry about things like that.

Such a great quote, little predator.

It kinda says it all in two sentences. Lumen Sees Totus!

 

[Littlewing]

Congrats! Be forewarned... your first drag... it doesn't get any better than that. Ever. It does, however, stay at that level of performance... forever! My 1st baby is 1 year and 6 days old. Same everything as day 1. Same feel, same vape, even looks the same as the day it popped it's little head out of the bubble wrap. This is the beauty of the provari... oops, sorry, Provari. It has earned my respect and deserves to be capitalized. Maybe Mr. Provari. : ) No matter how much battery life you have left, it hits the same everytime. Enjoy.

 

[xHaZe]

Can NOT wait to try it I have been extremely excited and anxious ever since placing my order. Still waiting on the processing time and wish it would hurry up already!!

 

[EvilOne]

Can NOT wait to try it I have been extremely excited and anxious ever since placing my order. Still waiting on the processing time and wish it would hurry up already!!

I didn't understand the whole stalking the mailman thing till the Provari.

 

[xHaZe]

I always am on the lookout for the mailman when expecting vape mail but this time I will be like a hawk lol

 

[The Ocelot]

Be aware new acolytes:

The Holiest of Holies does not come in a fancy box, it is simply swaddled in bubble wrap. It is the way of the ProVarinati to be reminded of our humble beginnings and not to take for granted the amazing gift that is bestowed upon the worthy.

You must place the sacred ProVari on an altar and gently pass a silver* Thurible filled with myrrh for 7 consecutive nights just past sunset. Then, and only then, you may kneel before a candle and read your Rewards Loyalty Program card (yes, we are rewarded for our loyalty!) upside down and the Secret Name of-which-we-do-not-speak shall be revealed.

The manual with the Sacred Rites is available for download on the ProVape site. Don't forget to fast.


*If you don't have silver, aluminum foil is allowed. The ProVari is forgiving.

 

[xHaZe]

The Ocelot,
I was aware the vari does not come in a box, which I do not mind. I was never too big on fancy packaging anyway lol with me being this anxious, I would have probably ripped the thing to shreds