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even my giraf joke was more clever pmos ahah.... sorry... couldnt resist the opportunaty to shed light on my own contribution....
In light of the turns and turmoils in this thread, we have to have this one.
Knock knock
whos there?
boo
boo who?
Dont cry, its only a joke.
Knock knock
whos there?
boo
boo who?
Dont cry, its only a joke.
Got this one from a 7 year old...
How do you scare a bee? CTRL+A for the answer
BOO BEE!!!!!!!
How do you scare a bee? CTRL+A for the answer
BOO BEE!!!!!!!
How about a rule that all comments have to include a joke too?
Ummm, I can't drive to my favorite beach without passing a BILLBOARD the .... put up. Yes, they still exist in my part of the world, and they aren't racist because I believe they are. I have a friend from years ago who is a white power skinhead, he's in a skinhead band and travels around the world trying to recruit more kids to "the movement". Again, his actions have nothing to do with what I think of them. Racism is alive and well, and these are just the "holy crap I didn't think people were really still that racist" kind of racism. I could possibly understand a dismissal of institutionalized racism, environmental racism. Maybe even a belief that racial discrepancies in law enforcement are just coincidence or that the anti-immigrant fervor sweeping some states really is just about law-and-order instead of racism. But when you have people that have racist tattoos, wear racist clothes, create racist art, put up racist billboards, and target people of color with violence and harassment, how can you dismiss that as anything other than what it is?
OK, I'll bite: Nah, You only think they are racists, and that's why they continue to exist.
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If you smoke after sex,... you're doing it too fast.
A blooger and a modder were sitting at opposite ends of the bar vaping and knocking back brews. The beer did what beer does and soon enough they both headed to the men's room. The modder finished first and was washing his hands when the blooger headed for the door. The modder sneered at him and said "Don't you dirty bloogers have enough sense to wash your hands after you pee?".
The blooger responded "Actually we just have enough sense to not pee on our hands"
The blooger responded "Actually we just have enough sense to not pee on our hands"
I have a really funny joke, but not sure I should post it. I don't want to offend anyone 
Are there racist groups out there, yes.... Why do they still exist because most of society can't see people for who they are but what they believe, color of skin, gender, etc....... Until that changes, until idiots don't see that person didn't get hired because they were whatever difference you care to list, but because they didn't deserve the job, we won't move on..... And I did include a joke..... Here's another.....
So there was this kid who walked down the street ...... on random objects. His mom comes out and asks "why are you doing that?". The kid looked at his mom and said "dad does it, isn't ok if I do?" The mom looked at the kid perplexed... "When did you see your dad do that?" The kid looks back as innocent as only a child can and responds "Last night, I was hiding in the closest."
So there was this kid who walked down the street ...... on random objects. His mom comes out and asks "why are you doing that?". The kid looked at his mom and said "dad does it, isn't ok if I do?" The mom looked at the kid perplexed... "When did you see your dad do that?" The kid looks back as innocent as only a child can and responds "Last night, I was hiding in the closest."
A blind guy walks into a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to the counter and orders a drink. After a while, he says loudly to the girl behind the bar: - "Hey, do you want to hear a really good joke about blondes?" Silence falls in the bar and in a deep, gravely voice the lesbian to his left says :- "Before you tell your joke, there's something you should know...The girl behind the bar is blonde, the girl by the door is blonde and I'm a 6 foot, 160 stone pounds with a black belt in karate. The girl to my left is blonde and she lifts weights. The girl to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell your joke?" - "Not if I'll have to explain it five times..."
I hope this is not offensive. But, I thought it was funny!
I hope this is not offensive. But, I thought it was funny!
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a girl at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The girl looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The girl replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the girl placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The girl was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."
The girl replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money.
The girl looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The girl replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the girl placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The girl was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."
The girl replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money.
A blonde walks down to a river's edge and looks across to see a blonde on the opposing shore.
She shouts to the other woman, "Hey, how did you get to the other side?"
The other blonde shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
She shouts to the other woman, "Hey, how did you get to the other side?"
The other blonde shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
Walking down the street with my friend and we saw a dog licking his balls.
I said "Don't you wish you could do that?"
He said "Aren't you afraid he would bite you?"
I said "Don't you wish you could do that?"
He said "Aren't you afraid he would bite you?"
Well...I think I really screwed up my anniversary.
I came home after a long day. When I opened the door, there was my wife, totally naked but wrapped in saran wrap...I said "ugh, leftovers again"
That night, I was reading a book in bed and she jumped through the doorway (again, totally naked, but without saran wrap) and shouted SUPER SEX.
I looked up and said "soup, please"
I came home after a long day. When I opened the door, there was my wife, totally naked but wrapped in saran wrap...I said "ugh, leftovers again"
That night, I was reading a book in bed and she jumped through the doorway (again, totally naked, but without saran wrap) and shouted SUPER SEX.
I looked up and said "soup, please"
Why do blond women have bruising around their navels?
Because there are also blond men...
Because there are also blond men...
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