So sorry you had to deal with that today! It was supposed to be a nice relaxing day off for you.

I really hate that kind of cra---- stuff.
It's always been really creepy out there. That or I'm a creep magnet.
I need a cell phone. I could probably get away with just flipping out an old broken one to pull your trick though.
Glad you let the manager know!
Hey! I'm a late night walmart shopper. Middle of the night is the best time to go there... you pretty much get the whole store to yourself.
Beautiful!
Darn! Was hoping you'd get it today.
Sorry to hear about the dog killings. How awful!
A stun gun isn't legal there? What a stupid law.
You don't sound paranoid or crazy. Sadly, there are lot of not nice people out there... As your mom apparently frequently lets you know.

I'll be nice and not share my stories with you.
Okay... time to go finish preparing dinner. If any of you don't know what you're having, I made way too much so just come on over.
Be back in awhile!