Official Vapor4Life Contest Thread

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TrashcanCandy

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In the original Haiku thread started by LilMew, I posted a haiku mourning the out-of-stock-ness of Egg Nog cartos in 36mg. This started a goofy conversation in haiku between born and me. I originally wanted to post our conversation as a compilation and enter the contest together with it, but he informed me that he was former V4L staff and couldn't enter.
So, I've decided that as long as it's ok, I'll enter my parts of the conversation with his shown in parentheses for relevance.



Oh, Egg Nog sample,
I was reluctant to try,
Farewell, surprise fave.

I will miss you much,
Spicy vanilla vapor,
I might buy the juice.

(What is this egg nog?
I think you are very brave.
Mark send her it all.)

Egg Nog is too good.
Like spicy French vanilla?
Then, take a risk, born.

By the way, dear born,
Forum veteran who brings,
So many teh lulz...

I've wanted to ask:
About your small avatar,
What the hell is it?

(my avatar is
gourmet poutine is so good
it will fill you up)

Thank you very much.
I now have some peace of mind.
I'll try it some day.
 

JenJen

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This isn't really a haiku or limerick, but it kind of wrote itself lol

(To the tune of Heartbreak Hotel)

Well since I tossed the cigs out,
I found a new place to hang
Its on the E cig Forum,
with the Vapor 4 Life gang.

I've been so happy baby,
I been so happy... you are why!

Steve, Mark, Born and Leaford
and all their helpful friends
Keep us all in blissful vapes
The fun just never ends.

I've been so happy baby,
I've been so happy... you are why.

My good friends on the board here,
They always hassle me
I think that they are jealous
cause an ecig vet I be.

That's why I'm so happy baby,
So dog gone happy - you are why.
 

SnowDragon

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They hailed from Wilmette Illinois
With products you will really enjoy
They have the best flavor
Which makes clouds of vapor
I am hoping I win some Wowboy

Have you heard of the new Wow flavor
It’s great taste is something to savor
It will make you say Wow
Just hit Place Order Now
And do yourself this vaping favor

Around here we call him Smilin Steve
Smoking cigarettes was his pet peeve
He said “Aw What the Hell”
Then started V4L
My orders I can’t wait to receive


Wow flavors arrive
Bringing a smile to my face
Thanks Vapor for Life

Excitement today
No more cigarettes for me
My kit has arrived

Announcement today
New juices are on the way
American made

Haiku 5-7-5
Limerick 9-9-6-6-9
 
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rekeybobby

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THIS IS NOT MINE BUT GIVE IT SO TIME
AND IM SURE YOU'LL LOVE IT TO
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:I lie in here, beside the whitewashed wall,
My hair is gone, my head is bald,
The room is sterile and it's very cold,
Wish you were here, Dad, I need someone to hold.

I can't breathe, I'm on a machine,
It goes whirr and click, it's such a din,
I've got lung cancer, it's all black inside,
When Mom says smoking causes cancer, Dad, I think she lied.

I never lit up, even when you did,
I just sat next to you, a small little kid,
You huffed and puffed through your life, Dad,
And Mom always looked so very sad.

My friends asked me to smoke, but I never did,
Because Mom told me from young: smoking is stupid,
It soots up your lungs and blackens your teeth,
So when I see a smoker, Dad, I anger and seethe.

You smoked two packs a day but you're still healthy and strong,
I hate smokers, Dad, but I never thought you wrong,
I love you, Dad, I always sat next to you,
And I know that you always loved me too.

The room here is cold, I see you through the glass,
And I think back to long ago, Dad, of times past,
Of the memories, I recall as much as I can,
There's always been a cigarette, Dad, stuck inside your hand.

I remember the fun things, Dad, all the times we had,
But as I look at you from here, you look so very sad,
You're not smoking, Dad, no cigarette I can see on you,
Maybe it's just the hospital, and this is the ICU.

My breathing becomes labored, I don't think I'll live,
Well, I tried my best, I gave all I had to give,
But one thing, Dad, I cannot comprehend,
I'm not a smoker, so why is my life about to end?
VAPOR 4 LIFE
 

rekeybobby

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ALSO NOT MINE BUT ITS OKAY

The fact that we have the ability to choose
To circumvent the owners that must face to lose
Their customer base that chooses to toke
The rights of citizens that politicians revoke

Our new president is a smoker indeed
So how do we vapers follow that creed?
Make our voice to be heard
With every single vaper's word

Establishment owners have been hurt
The need is to have politicians convert
To a situation where there is a choice
Lets rally together and have a voice

It must be one’s choice
Unfortunately we have no voice
 

JustKryssi

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ok... so here is one on a lighter note...

Hubby says I no longer stink
The marriage might last I think!
There’s been more lovin,
Please no bun in the oven
Now that my face is pink.. :blush: I may need a drink!

Bwahahaha! I love this one!:D

I wish there was a smiley for spitting your drink out because my Diet Mt Dew is all over the place now!
 
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