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Something you said once reminded me of a joke.
2 friends are drinking beer when one pulled out a pistol to show his friend what he had just bought.
They were both playing around and the gun went off and one of the guys was shot.
The other calls 911. When the dispatcher answers he is crying "I just killed my best friend, I was showing him the pistol I just bought and it accidentally went off and shot him".
The dispatcher says "Sir, try to calm down. First lets make sure your friend is actually dead".
So the guy with the gun says "OK, I am setting down the phone, I'll be right back".
Next you hear a gunshot and then the guy gets back on the phone "OK, now what?"
It was probably funnier when I heard it.