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supertrunker

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Just have to be careful of the ones who go to probe but you notice both of their hands are on your shoulders........

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Since my doctor spends so much time trying to creep around behind me that i forgot what his face looks like, i'm always wary of those kind of visits.

I told him if i turn around and hear a zipper, you're a dead man.

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There was a time when I made some goofy comments and afterwards I thought "I wonder if they will think I am weird".
Boy was I ever mistaken. I'm not even in the same league with some of the people here.
I love it!

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Peter, that cast iron pot won't work unless you are using the optional, aluminum foil headliner. Remember "Shiny side faces out".
 
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You're a noob - you'll learn!
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Something you said once reminded me of a joke.

2 friends are drinking beer when one pulled out a pistol to show his friend what he had just bought.
They were both playing around and the gun went off and one of the guys was shot.
The other calls 911. When the dispatcher answers he is crying "I just killed my best friend, I was showing him the pistol I just bought and it accidentally went off and shot him".
The dispatcher says "Sir, try to calm down. First lets make sure your friend is actually dead".
So the guy with the gun says "OK, I am setting down the phone, I'll be right back".
Next you hear a gunshot and then the guy gets back on the phone "OK, now what?"
It was probably funnier when I heard it.
 

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Something you said once reminded me of a joke.

2 friends are drinking beer when one pulled out a pistol to show his friend what he had just bought.
They were both playing around and the gun went off and one of the guys was shot.
The other calls 911. When the dispatcher answers he is crying "I just killed my best friend, I was showing him the pistol I just bought and it accidentally went off and shot him".
The dispatcher says "Sir, try to calm down. First lets make sure your friend is actually dead".
So the guy with the gun says "OK, I am setting down the phone, I'll be right back".
Next you hear a gunshot and then the guy gets back on the phone "OK, now what?"
It was probably funnier when I heard it.

You owe me a damn screen cleaning! :lol:
 

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This is my fav clean joke:

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

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Alexander Mundy

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I will use the current administration, but this joke works for any political party or religious denomination.

A little boy is pulling his red wagon with young puppies. He was passing the White House when the president saw him and asked what kind of puppies he had in the wagon. The boy said " 'Y those are Democrats sir!". The president asked the boy to come by the next week at the same time so he could show the First Lady. The boy agreed and went his way. The next week the boy went back by and the President and First Lady were waiting. The President had told her about what the boy said so the First Lady asked the boy what kind of puppies he had. The boy said " 'Y those are Republican puppies!" The First Lady asked the boy why he had brought Republican puppies today when he had Democrat puppies the previous day. The boy replied "Ma'am those are the same puppies 'cept their eyes are open now! "
 
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