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Hope it wasn't one of those booby-trapped packages.
Hope it wasn't one of those booby-trapped packages.
Hope it wasn't one of those booby-trapped packages.
Fruitcake, perhaps?
Considering the thud that box made when the bear dropped it, it may well have been full of fruitcake.
Regifted fruitcake?
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Uh, but who does the flossing?