Condensed version:That's fantastic HBManOfTheCorpseDude! Perfect, I'm telling you. I wish it was jealousy though. It's more like:
Hmmmmm, what's this this thing? Wonder what will happen if'n I smack it off the table? Will it be as much fun to play with as my other toys. Hey, I know. I'll just whack it and see. Oh, why is daddy crying and yelling at me? Huh? Why? I just wanted a new toy............And Eri thought to herself, I haz sad. But only for a fleeting second. There are many other toys to play with that daddy doesn't yell at me when I play with them. The Authorities are odd creatures. They are, really! Oh look, Emi's tail. I'll bite that. Or maybe jump up on the big ledge that holds the talking pictures the authorities seem to watch at night. I like it back here. It's warm and there are long plastic round strings to chew on. And when I'm bored back here, I'll jump down and sharpen my claws on those towering things the voices and sounds come from, though why daddy get's mad at me for using a scratching post is beyond me. These authorities.......sigh
Eri: "I feel like being an
