Biking while intoxicated was totally a thing. I had the best college BF (well summer, in England) then they targeted him for WALKING drunk. I think he was walking backward by the time I left.
I loved that dude so much! I would have married him in a heart beat! I would have bought a British car and driven him wherever he wanted to go. Not because I was gonna stop drinking like, but because I never seemed to get in trouble, even when pulled over.
Our parting was like the Titanic, only cooler. Because we were at a train station, and that is so much cooler. Oh MAN, it was so romantic. We didn't even talk or anything. We held hands. It was beautiful, it was tragic, he was a ginger so looked nothing like Leo de Fatsio, it was GREAT.
I went back the following summer and like he had a GF and I was engaged. You know those really awkward times when like, you hang with a dude and you both want to go upstairs and remove each other's clothes? Well, it was EXACTLY like that, only the guy was like, "I'm so sorry."
I was like, "HUH? I did NOT expect you to become a sexual HERMIT due to losing me forever... but we could just... .Never mind."4
He was like, "Good you are engaged, he sounds nice, he will take care of you." (This was engagement number one so yeah, he didn't. He wanted to be like ALL UP IN MY GRILL ABOUT DRINKING and I was not having it. Still glad I didn't marry him he was ALSO a ginger and from PA Appalachia and he looked like he grew up with the rickets. Lucky escape.
I finally found prince charming who was strawberry blonde, from Appalachia PA but built like a brick (censored) house and I SCORED! LOL. Sorta. I just told him yes, he was gonna die before me. He was like, "How do you know?" I was like "Because you have been all Arm A geddoning it all up tonight like "OMG WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE and we ARE NOT."
He laughed. Srsly though he better get some
life insurance, I mean that sincerely. If he did, I would pay of the mortgage and donate the house to Habitat for Humanity. He was like "what would they want with it there is nothing in it." I was like, "They REBUILD stuff like that idiota."
I don't know what brought all that on, but like if you are going to run down to the end of RAILWAY station to see me off, you shoulda put a ring on it is what *I* think. LOL.
Anna