My sage words of wisdom are pretty darn expensive actually. LOL when I think of what I do sometimes in an encounter, versus what I get PAID? This one poor chick was in the middle of a doctor's diabetic clinic. I ASSUMED she had diabetes she had been there so long. So I asked her about her diabetes.... She was like, "I don't have that." I was like, "OMG I am so sorry you were with the doctor so long I just ASSUMED she was checking your pump or whatever." By then everyone was in like gales of laughter, including my director who was following me that day.
Sometimes you gotta own it man, when I shook her hand goodbye like, I congratulated her from her rapid recovery from her diabetes. LOL. We did laugh a lot and you know what they say about laughter.... That was my boss's favorite thing I did that day actually I sometimes think she thinks I am for Mine Kamf or something because I like to provide information and stuff.
IDK. I suck a lot is what I am saying but I try to help. Except when I don't.
Yeah, especially the dang babies. I barely know what to do with them. The toddlers yeah, I DO get all Mine Kampf at them and teach their mommies how to treat them like the heathen they are. But you have to. But rolley poly babies, yeah I know what to do by INSTINCT etc. But that is about it.
I just tell new parents to SAVE their worry for the TEEN years, the kid cant even MOVE under it's own power yet. I tell them I worried all the time about my perfect newborn and I sure wished I had that worry back for the teen years.
I am more or less kidding. MORE OR LESS.
WE ARE UNDER CURFEW now the 24 hour Walmart closed at 8:30 and Food City at 9. It was depressing is what it was. I gotta go out again tomorrow.
The kid got laid off, he is happy too.
Anna