I am a library that is OPEN
@Bronze . LOL you should be grateful. I don't include the sex scenes.


Anna
Speaking of that. I want someone to write a bona fide like, Romance Novel but excluding the sex scenes . Take Susanne Anderson (I am an avid chewer up of ANY genre, if it's decent.) She can be hilariously FUNNY. Her one protagonist meets the man of her dreams in like, a chipmunk suit (she's hurting for cash and like crossing the country) and well, she like gets into his Lamborghini or whatever (her protagonists are all either football stars or related to them) and her plotting is EXQUISITE. Even as it follows the "boy meets girl boy girl hate, get together all in a passionate LUMP OH PROBLEMS COME, but they are reunited.) I mean EVERY romance novel follows that plot but she does it so smartly.... And her characters are INTERSTING. I just have to skip the sex scenes sometimes because there are only so many ways to describe the events leading up to like, climax.
Although the WORST romance novel I ever read (I was in rehab and ran out of reading material, and my roommate had a TON, described it THUS:
"He was the shooting star in her milky way."
OMG that sentence almost made rehab worth it

It was my first one age 17 instead of visiting my alcoholic bf in ENGLAND I was mad.
But not about that sentence. NEVER about that sentence.
I use it sometimes, like kind of murmur it into the husband's ear. You can't do it too often though, or you lose the electric "I HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM HER" kind of lightening spasm.
It's worth it, I'm telling you. LOL. The first time..... Hehehehh.
It may be one of the worst like, sentences written. I think there may be a competition for that, I should like, check on copy right issues rehab was long ago.
OH GOD WHAT AMMA GONNA DO??
Annna