Well now we have two offers on the house. One is like for 20K over asking price but there are all these little niggly ways for the offer to make US pay for stuff. He also wants an answer at 9 am tomorrow and he seems just like a real used mattress salesman. I like most of my neighbors so it will be a very great pleasure in turning him DOWN.
One is pending.
One is still for over asking like 10K but seems like folks genuinely want the place and aren't saying "Oh Pay x percent of closing" or "Do this" or do that, they just want to like buy it and they tossed in their whole loan. So. They are also not making me get up at 6 am to discuss it with the realtors like a DAMN used mattress salesman, so it is going to be my very great pleasure to like, check of the "No your offer is DECLINED" I mean I would almost be like "Send nothing back, let HIM ask." Except that is probably unprofessional for my realtors.
I think probably the next offer will be fine. It's enough and it won't be a PITA. So meh we will see. I'm not in it for some high stakes bidding war, dude, l just want to flee the state before the husband sets ALL the Tucson Mountains on fire. Apparently his extinct tribe of Native Poeples or Indians depending on how like freaking PC you want to be was "good with natural disasters."
I should have been saying, "Stop setting the MOUNTAINS on fire I know you hate it here!" far more often apparently. But it has started raining maybe the rage has passed. Heh.
I cannot believe like how much I don't want to get up at 6 am to talk about the used mattress dude. IDK.I think houses are more than money. I did not back break mah labor for 3 weeks on making the house nice for a feminine hygiene product.. In fact, when I clean houses lovingly for sale, I think a lot about being a new homeowneress and discovering HORRIBLE things and I do not want my new mistress of the house to have the same experience, l want her to be happy.
I mean.... I LIKE horrible things (sorta kinda okay YEAH) but I assume most people are more gentle souls and do not want want to discover a funnel web spider slowly choking a bird to death in its nest. I think this is a reasonable assumption.
I thought it was....gross, interesting, sort of weird, startling, fascinating but not entirely HORRIIBLE. It had redeeming features like.... .science, the struggle between life and death, etc.
Anna