Someone knows how to make friends.

[CandyGirl]

Rita is a good friend of mine outside of the forums... I can take what she's got to deal out!

And notice... I said stereotypical. There's nothing about Rita that fits that bill!

okay then Mr. Walrus,

what would you say if i asked you if Rita's product sucked?
hhhmmmmmm???

no hype, no double talk!
do they suck or not?!

(would the court please direct the witness to answer the question please!?)

we're waiting???

 

[surbitonPete]

okay then Mr. Walrus,

what would you say if i asked you if Rita's product sucked?
hhhmmmmmm???

no hype, no double talk!
do they suck or not?!

(would the court please direct the witness to answer the question please!?)

we're waiting???

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.




ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

____________________________________________



ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

____________________________________________



ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

____________________________________________



ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

____________________________________________



ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he

doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

____________________________________



ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

___________________________________________



ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you ****ting me?

_________________________________________



ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: getting laid

____________________________________________



ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney.. Can I get a new

attorney?

____________________________________________



ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.



____________________________________________



ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

_____________________________________



ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition

notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

______________________________________



ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead

people?

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

_________________________________________



ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

_________________________________________



ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

____________________________________________



ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________



ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a

pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you

began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing

Law.

 

[e-pipeman]

What seems to be happening here is that some of the most interesting, informative and enjoyable posters to this site have all had a chance to sound off about matters of concern to them.

All the points of view have now been made very clear.

It would be a good idea imho to stop posting on this thread now and return to other matters e-cig - and I'll do that immediately!

 

[Walrus]

okay then Mr. Walrus,

what would you say if i asked you if Rita's product sucked?
hhhmmmmmm???

no hype, no double talk!
do they suck or not?!

(would the court please direct the witness to answer the question please!?)

we're waiting???

I would say, dear Counselor, that of course they suck... they are vacuum cleaners

 

[Oliver]

For the final time Kate, you defamed a man on the forum. Not a character but a real person with a real identity. His details were posted up and you called him a conman, with no REAL evidence that this was the case.

I then PMd you asking you to remove the allegation. You refused - so the post was deleted. Since then you have repeated the accusation 3 times. The only person to make you look bad is you.

I have no choice therefore but to ban you. I'm really sorry it's come to this because you've been a great member since the forum began, but I cannot risk the forum because of one persons' actions. It's become too important for that.

You had every right to raise your concerns, but refused to listen when I told you you were overstepping the mark.

 

[Nuck]

Hahaha..some of those quotes are brilliant.

Thanks Pete.

 

[Kate]

You're lying.

You do what you have to do Joe. It doesn't make me wrong.

 

[igetcha]

yes sir, mr mod sir!


only joking mate.........congrats on your new position!

as the person who 1st made a post about Parked (which was actually meant as a tongue in cheek joke!) in the "members to watch out for" thread i would like to say to everyone that no matter what we think as individuals with regards to the whole Parked affair.........good or bad, it simply will not make a scrap of difference.

trust him, dont trust him........buy from him, dont buy from him

the questions that some of us feel are not answered will remain so forever............


nothing will change that fact.

 

[Oliver]

Kate, what am I lying about?

 

[Kate]

"I have no choice therefore but to ban you."

I'm still here - where's my ban?

 

[Oliver]

Tell me what I'm lying about, and then I'll ban you.

 

[Wildsky]

Everyone calm down. Kate we want to keep you here.

 

[e-pipeman]

Thanks for the congrats.

Now, someone somewhere will be asking "can I re-use my carts" or similar.

We can find that thread and help them.

 

[cosican]

For the final time Kate, you defamed a man on the forum. Not a character but a real person with a real identity. His details were posted up and you called him a conman, with no REAL evidence that this was the case.

I then PMd you asking you to remove the allegation. You refused - so the post was deleted. Since then you have repeated the accusation 3 times. The only person to make you look bad is you.

I have no choice therefore but to ban you. I'm really sorry it's come to this because you've been a great member since the forum began, but I cannot risk the forum because of one persons' actions. It's become too important for that.

You had every right to raise your concerns, but refused to listen when I told you you were overstepping the mark.

SJ as a relatively silent member, THANK YOU
It needed to come to that, I apoligize you/we had to go thru that

 

[Oliver]

I'm sorry Wildsky, I cannot risk having a member on the board who repeatedly defames, even when cautioned against.

 

[Kate]

Kate, what am I lying about?

Sequence of events at least ... I did edit my post, after the second request.

I'm not in the mood to play semantics with you Joe, just ban me.

 

[Oliver]

You changed "is a conman" to "maybe a conman"!!!! Bye Kate.

 

[Kate]

Thanks for the fish.

 

[strayling]

Damn, it's a shame this all blew up. Kate, there's a place where banned people go.

 

[Wildsky]

Can the banning be changed to a "time-out" kinda thing, a week or so off the forum and then re-instated?