Nope, haven't been there Morgan. I haven't been to SA in several years but love the city! I did happen to visit Elixir Liquids in Katy a couple of weeks ago and all I know is it's a good think I don't have a B&M near me!! It could get ugly pretty dang quick! 
I live in the boonies so sometimes that's about as good as it gets.
And no... no chopping and stacking involved here! I had several trees die and fall out in my "back forty" during the drought this past year so that's my firewood.