The KBV Novella-- Complete and Unabridged

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*Bonniegirl peeks out from behind the outhouses keeping eyes peeled for the folks that tied her up and stuck the hot poker in her ..... She is a bit miffed at all of them. The conspiracy and group effort they used has terrorized her. She is not one to tolerate a scratch or a splinter well. Her pain is horrendous when she stubs her toe and her booing and hooing could be heard all over the hidey hole and always caused a crowd to gather for the free entertainment. people love a good train wreck and she was food for their souls. Everyday is a wreck of one sort or another for her. The pain in her .... was awful and prevented her from walking quickly and being as light on her feet and keeping the bosoms even. She is in pain and when she is in pain, all around her will suffer in one way or another.*


to be continued.......................................

*Bonniegirl slithers around the outhouses and down the path toward the dock to get away and is still limping and gimping and booing and hooing and mumbling about the hot poker needlin and dat dare medickin an all uh her posse. She is apparently not OVER the care of the wounds and the treatment given and has pain in her .... (not you KY) the real .... and she is not handling it well. As usual she talks to herself to validate she is saying what she is thinking and that she is thinking what she is saying. The Ms walker has not gone on this walk and has been around less and less and the shivers have been around more and more*

Dat dare tyin up an all an dat dare hot pokerin uf a ole womans what ain't dun nuffin tah nobunny an all an dat dare rose thorniness an dis cheer pain is a suffrin an a suffrin me. Idda go tah dat dare tap room an watchin dat wheelin show and seein dem dare foolishin folks a buyin dem bowels an all bet dat bees a longness tah walk an all wid dis cheer suffrin. Lookey dare

*Bonniegirl stoops low like a lion ready to pounce on it's prey as she huddles down behind an old elm tree full of ivy and ....................OMG(not the joose) FIRE ANTS!*

Lawd has dah mercyin on me. whet bees dis cheer burnin on the feets an dah legs and all

*She looks down to find her legs crawling with fire ants and they are rising like a tsunami tide up her dress and into parts unknown..........she begins the fire ant dance, a symphony of this way and that and swishing and swatting and sashaying. She is batting at her legs, waving her dress skirt and screaming at the top of her lungs and as usual has made all stop their usual chores and antics to look. The train wreck has occurred once again and YES, it is at the expense of Bonniegirl.*

Dis cheer bugginess an all an dat bitin an dat burnin an all an boo an hoo and sob and woe be me an all uh mah lahf. Dis cheer be dah worstest now. Eber day be dah worstest. If'n I buyed me a funeralin pahler dem dare folks wid all stop a dyin. Mah luck beed dah worst in dah world an all......Boo and HOO and hep me somebunny wood ya please hep a poe womans what got sum bugginess an all?

*Bonniegirl reaches into the bosom to assure herself that her belongings have not been carried away by the bugginess and that a tissue is nearby as the tears begin to water the crocus yet again. For sure the spring flowers shall have showers of blessings for their fertile earth*


Pass the popcorn please?..................I wonder who will help her now?

***Jelly Man is on the garage floor wrenching on boB's Huffy Chopper and hears they yelling, screaming and booing & hooing form the trail. Rising up too fast hits head on the Huffy frame, seeing stars - with head throbbing stumbles out the doors and sees BonnieGirl doing a jig in the trail... Arms flying, house dress flapping. At first, it resembles a seizure or maybe a matting dance of an Emu, but through all the yells and boo-hoos, he here the words fire ants and the true cause of this exhibition becomes obvious - BonnieGirl done got an infestation under the dress if ya know what I mean!

Grabbing the high pressure water house Jelly Man runs to the rescue... Opening the hose full force, I target the twisting, hopping BonnieGirl and blasts her to the ground. Ants, tissues and joose go flying; along with the house dress and curlers. For the first time in weeks, Bonnie is getting a bath! The yelling and screaming only goes to a higher level as a naked Bonnie is hosed of all the fire ants. The water is shut off and a crowd has gathered... Wolfatthedoor, yssiM, boB, Mini, Skeeter, HyOnLyph, Snokingbullet. - The Whole KBV gang out to see the birthday suit wearing Bonnie, covered in thorn picks and ant bites in the middle of the trail.

Grabbing a tarp from the garage, Jelly Man quickly covers the Booing & Hooing, sniveling Bonnie and attempts to keep her covered as she is struggling, yelling about the hot pokers and the posse as Medic makes her way through the crowd with her first aid bag in hand. Bonnie, seeing Medic, starts screaming and fighting, trying to escape the tarp and the area in general.***

** HyOnLyph hears all the skwackin' n sqkwealin' n comes arunnin' out of the lean-to by the cascadeing stream in to the KBV Hidey Hole lake. Stoppin' on the stoop (say that three times really fast), he can't believe his eyes. That arnry ol' JellyMan is shootin' po ol' Bonnie with a fahrhose. She's atumblin' and snortin' n slidin' all over da place. What with her bazooms all stored up with joose n tissue n such... things are flyin' n animals are scurryin', even the posse o possum is runnin' fer cover.***

JellyMan.... I say... JELLYMAN... What ju doin' t' that girl. You leaves her be now..

** Hy runs t'ord the JellyMan fixin' t' teach him a thing or two bout bein' a geneman..n all. He'z bearin' down full speed n at about 10 feet away n he hears JellyMan sayin' "Huh" as he spinns round....... you got it .... ol' preacherman takes a flood o hozin' right in da kisser knockin' him six ways from Sunday. Like ta take what little hair he's got right offen hiz head. Hiz aim is off Bonniegirl jus long enough for her t' come at him full force in all her....... uhm...... nekidness...... with arms a flailin' n feets a kickin' n all.... just sayin' ...... it's a sight no one should have t'see twice....... just sayin'..... Bonnie's a hollerin' n screamin' n booin' n hooin'.....****

pull up a stump folks... there no teilling what's going to happen next.

Odd! Odd! you say ,

Is it odd that this Hidey hole has a bunch of misfits that pull joose out of the lake instead of fish?

Is it odd that we now have a doughnut/bait and tackle shop, is it odd that we have outhouses still,

Is it odd that the jail keeps burning down and is magically resurrected the next minute (well maybe thats little odd)

Is it odd that we have a sewing shop for thongs which are the preferred dress here.

Is it odd that boB rides a pink bike with a cats tail on the back of it.

Is it odd that Bonniegirl cant stay on her feet for more then 3 steps.

Is it odd that the sauna is powered by KBV joose for all to enjoy?

Is it odd that the preacherman hasnt once had a Sunday service and seems dedicated to sitting on the porch and rescuing Bonniegirl (ok so thats a full time occupation)

Is it odd that the bridge is out except when its not ?

Is it odd that everyone seems to land in the ..... ... willows all the time ?? Ok well that is odd !!

All and all it sounds pretty normal to me , in the Hidey Hole anything is possible and more then likely probable

Hey Medic!!! boBs done caught his breaches on fire he is moving so fast !! Someone put him out before it gets to the joose stash!

*is spotted snaggin a board off the outhouse but what for? Surely not to peak* .. "Don't mind me guys I just need a rustic piece of wood for something, hang a curtain over the hole if it bothers you are you are afraid of Ciego looking".

*heads to wood shop to go to work on operation congratulations* "say so self "I need to build a cigar box to hold G.L.A.S.S. ( Gorgeous Laminated Artistic Showy Samples) bottles of Uncle Nutty for Jelly man to hand out for the occasion" *realizes he just gave away a hint of something exciting coming from KBV slips away into the ..... ...
willows*

 

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Time for another…...Jelly Man Says!

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Jelly Man says… Mod Hoing Ain’t Easy!

As you may have seen earlier in the thread, I am now the proud parent of a bouncing baby Chuckling, courtesy of Jeff at Thag built. Now the Chuck is a fine piece of equipment if, like me, you are all about having a mod that can withstand an avalanche or being run over by a dozer (long story). May not be the most up to date unit as far as bells and whistles goes, but quality construction! Anyway, this si KBV radio and I will bet back to the point…. Mod Hoing Ain’t Easy! Now being one of BonnieGirl’s Official Jr Mod Hoes, there are certain standards that I must maintain to keep my status in good order. Let me list a few of the non Guild Secret ones (if I told you the others, I would have to konk you on the head with my Chuck!)

1....... Classies – you MUST live in the classies sub forum… not just check in, but RESIDE THERE. If you like to post elsewhere, you must have multiple windows open so you do not miss your next mod purchase when it is posted. You also MUST comment on the threads for Mods you do not need/want for your collection. You Mod Hoing Master/Mistress will be monitoring you Classy hoing to ensure proper hoery at all times. You must obtain classy mastery in order to advance in the Mod Ho ranks, so BUY, BUY, BUY! Don’t have a box Mod??? BAD Jr Mod Ho! There are 2 or 3 listed right now – What are you waiting for?
2....... Batteries – You Must purchase batteries and chargers for all future mod purchase for when that particular Mod comes up for sale on the classies. NEVER be caught without the batts when the mailperson comes with that new Mod… The will be dealt with SEVERELY! Lose of rank and Mod Ho status can and will occur. Anytime there is a good deal on Batts, BUY THEM! The only exception is unprotected batteries… NEVER buy those! Mod Hoing has enough danger and peril without take unnecessary risks.
3....... Timing is everything – When to buy… knowing that exact moment when they seller is willing to take just a little less than asking price. It’s an art… Takes lots of buying experience and time watching the ebb & flow of the market to get a true feel for pricing game. Research is another key to learning when you can get the best prices…. Is Mod maker X coming out with an upgraded model that everyone is gaga over, but in fact the upgrade is nothing but a diy fix that TRUE Mod Hoes have been doing forever… If SO, you can get a great deal on that out dated model when all the fanboys & fangirls need cash for the new one! Also… NEVER buy a classy from a fellow Mod Ho! They know the game…you will not win!
4....... It’s not an addiction, your just an enthusiast – On the surface, Mod buying may seem like an addiction, but there are MANY differences between an addiction and being an enthusiast, like:
a....... Investment – Mods are an investment… you can always sell them right? You never will, but you have the option!
b...... Different feathers – unlike the saying, each Mod is different! Bottom fed, top fed, AV, VV, FV… 901, 801, 510, 16340, 14500, CR123a, 18650, Copper, Brass, SS etc. Different Right? If you understood that long string of letters and numbers, STOP LIEING TO YOURSELF – You are a Mod Ho. Come join us… we are waiting!
c....... NO MEETINGS! – If it were an addiction, we would have meeting… all the addict groups do and we never meet… well except vape fests and in the classies, but that does not count.

This is just a small part of Mod Hoing and to learn all there is takes a lifetime… and a lot of money! So if you get a tingle when you see that new, shiny Super Mod that I Coming Soon… There is NO SUCH THING as too many batts, atties, cartos, or chargers… We are waiting! Just go to the classies and see the names that are ALWAYS there… That is us! The Mod Hoes – we are ALWAYS watching…

Well, that’s it for this edition of Jelly Man Says… Brought to you on KBV Radio by:

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*Bonniegirl has had a few days of bedrest recovering from the torture with the "Hot pokerin dat dat dare medickin dun give to" her. The pain in her .... (No, not you slippery KY jelly man) had subsided and she is feeling well enough to rise, dress and prepare her canned bean sandwich and a cup of hot cowboy coffee. The grounds floating in the bitter drink bothered her little and seemed to settle nicely on the bottom and was much easier than all that "strainin an a waitin an abotherin" or so she said. She gazed at the calender and saw the little green shamrock and smiled. She was not Irish by pure breed but had found her second cousin had married a woman whose father had worked for an Irishman and was therefore connected enough to consider this day a national holiday and a very good excuse or "reasonin" as she put it, to have a soiree with the Ms. Walker. Now, the Ms Walker was absolutely a scottswoman and this being an Irish holiday was somehow heresy to the Scottish but Bonniegirl could find logical reasoning behind that problem by explaining that they both "talkin bout dah same an all sews dey musta bin sum kinda relations." Of course, as with all of her well thought out logic, there was absolutely no logic to be found but it appeased her and that was all she need.........appeasement. Simply put, appease her or suffer the booing and the hooing and this was no day for such torture among the fisherfolk. She dressed and patted her hair, applied chapstick, pinched her cheeks and smelled her armpits (Don't LOL, ya'll have done it) and was out the door with bosom full of necessary supplies and a fist of brown bagged Ms Walker and her trusty Tekk mod. She was well prepared with several KBV flavors and 120 mls of Mommas Angel Wings because it was delicious, she loved her Momma and boy did she need an angel around her.

Dis cheer is gonna be dah bestest naht I dun bin had in a monf uh sundays.........Imma gonna go tah dat dare pub an watchin dat wheelin gamin an see dem fools a buyin a bowel an den I issa gonna play me sum uh dat dare poolin an den win dat dare Irishman comes roun tah playin dat dare jig musickin an all, I is a gonna doin dat dare fancy high an falutin jiggin wid dem stompin and riverin an all.......dat dare bees dah bestest musickin I eber did heared an all.........Hey dare alll you hidey holerin folks git yer dancey shoeses on an do ya a jig cause dis cheer be dah day what all cin drankin an dancin an a smilin fer no reasonin but dat dat dare calender dun sayed so.

*Bonniegirl steps out the door and missed the second of three steps and fell flat on to her bosom and face into the ground and as usual, the booing and hooing commenced.........she is covered in ...........willows, brush, grass stains and gravel and is hollering and screaming for mercy and it is hard on the eyes and the ears as the housedress has been left behind on the second step and she is in her brassiere and drawers and is utterly embarrassed*

*Good lawd sendin me a angelin an all dis cheer bees dah worst what has eber happenin tah me an all..............boo and hoo and sob and sniffle and choke and sputter and boo and another hoo........dis cheer lahf bin a bad tah me an all an I bin a good un an all......hep me Lawd.........please hep me wid dis cheer prolem an alll an OMG(Noth dat joosin one) dat Ms walkerin ees all ober dah groundin an dat bottle is all brokened an all an dis cheer be dah worst luckin...........dis cheer be dah proofin dat dare ain't no lepreckahnins an if'n dey is sum dey bees dah nastyin kahnd uh funnyin an trickin an dis cheer bees dah lastest tahm I eber in mah lahf bee a jiggin fer dat green day (Not the band the holiday)......oh Lawd......mercy on yer bonniegirl an all........Boo and hoo and slobber*


Pass the popcorn............this sure ain't no HOLIDAY for Bonniegirl

oh, btw........Mr. Tornado...........*tries to be real nice here*

Pull up a stump and have a seat at the fire pit and a good vape and make friends............tis a nice hidey hole full of real nice.............ahem.........OK, ODD..........folks. But, we do catch us some fine specimens here and our nets are full!

Welcome!

Poor skeeter............Boo and Hoo and another Boo for good measure

Hey, everyone, Bad Bad Leroy Brown was here! See, even the baddest man in the whole dang town wants KBV joose!

Ain't that a whistlin Dixie? Watch out, cause a party told me he is meaner than a junk yard dog. Hope B.O.B. takes good care of him ................sheesh.

***After Bonnie's Mod video, bob & yssIm are having coffee and here noise coming from kitchen... boB stands to take a look and see ChrisKY hoisting his stove onto a dolly and rolling it out the door with a wave over his shoulder.***

Bonnie told me too, send her the bill!

***Heading back to the garage to finish boB'b Huffy Chopper and get started on the Kenmore Mod.***

A fine spring day at the hidey hole..............all are out fishing and filling their nets or weeding, raking, fish pond cleaning or just enjoying the long awaited sun.

*sings to herself.....Thanks be to God..........Let the sunshine in, let the sunshine in.......the sun shine in*

As for me and my Seniorita Myberta Tekkiebahn *Yes, my precious Tekk mod, they all need a name FFS* well shall read in a rocker on the porch with a bit of Mommas Angel Wings.........an artisan quality vape for an artisan quality day.

Can I get an Amen?

Aubs have fallen asleep in the outhouses all week.



Woke up, it's spring. You can tell it's spring here in upstate because the snow is melted off last fall's squashed pumpkin, which still has a face.
Sigh.
That's sunlight, sort of. If you squint.
boB, now lissen, you just put that slat you prised off right back on my hut. Huts. Because I am an anchorite and must have my private huts in which to find God in hazelnuts and such.
What a week. But have tumbled through intact and soothed by these now many lovely juices, each my favorite when I am deep in it. Beautiful precious tinctures amen, is what I call them when floridly syntaxed. And have missed absolute everyone of youse happy hearty holy hippie hidey honey hole holler 'habitants. Just rolled back the credits and caught good music and dance and fragmentable novella and skeeter's cheerfully borne travails,
and the friendliness in general, and am creeping quietly back into the sort-of light. H'lo.
(Beauty visit with daughters, and eldest has put in an order. Yass. Then things went all crumb, and now I'm gathering brain cells and heartmind fragments from the floor with my liddle broom. Need funnel, I think they go back in via the right earhole. I'll ask Bahn, she's a nurse, and tragical, too.)

"All will be well, and all will be well, and all manner of things will be well."
That OTHER anchorite

Aub
I get it and I "get" you. And boy oh Boy do I love what I "get."

I would sooooooooo love to spend a rainy afternoon mulling over a cup of fine monkey picked white oolong and shoot the breeze and the vapor with you.

a bit of Bonnieism for Aubs

Graffiti of Angels

Laughter and silliness and thoughts of mere mirth
are gifts from the heavens, the dearest on earth
While pining and longing and sighing and such
are oft naught a treasure but a gift from our birth

I traveled the long way and cried through the thorns
and cried on the way for the toils and the scorns
and fought through the dark times and cursed in the dark
and wandered the lost way, oft sad and forlorn

I reach in my heart and pull tight on the strings
a myriad of lilting, soft butterflies wings
and angels shall seek me and quiet my thoughts
and graffiti my walls and sorts of all things

tears flood from the place where love oft will bed
and sadness is born of the worries and stead
brush past the heart and paintbrush the mind
I choose tears of laughter for my self instead
BKH-M
3/20/2011​

Aubs have fallen asleep in the outhouses all week.



Woke up, it's spring. You can tell it's spring here in upstate because the snow is melted off last fall's squashed pumpkin, which still has a face.
Sigh.
That's sunlight, sort of. If you squint.
boB, now lissen, you just put that slat you prised off right back on my hut. Huts. Because I am an anchorite and must have my private huts in which to find God in hazelnuts and such.
What a week. But have tumbled through intact and soothed by these now many lovely juices, each my favorite when I am deep in it. Beautiful precious tinctures amen, is what I call them when flo
ridly syntaxed. And have missed absolute everyone of youse happy hearty holy hippie hidey honey hole holler 'habitants. Just rolled back

You have such an eloquent of saying the most mundane things! Impressive!

Joke Time:
-FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gate keeper.

St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."

Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was."

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions:

First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?

Second: How many seconds are there in a year?

Third: What is God's first name?"

Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers"

Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter 'T'?
Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow."

The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer.
How about the next one?" asked St. Peter.

"How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve?
Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd.."

"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first name"?

"Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy."

"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.
"Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it from the song,
'ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.'"

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run."

(puff, puff, puff...)

What was that??? Was that boB? Cannot see for all the vapor in here... Hey boB! Glad ya drove by! How is the hopped up Huffy Chopper doing for ya!

(puff, puff, puff....)

Yup! His Royal Jelliness is fogging things up nicely in here....

(puff, puff, puff...)

Good Morning all out there in fishin country......

Hah! I knew the rumors were not true... You didn't trip over you fishing pole and drown in Lake Fisigan.

Welcome back D

No didn't drown just fell down the slip way and just now managed to crawl my way back up.

Time to Take a Break.... Enjoy!!!!!

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children


1.) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

2.)
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

3.)
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

4.)
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

5.)
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

6.)
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

7.)
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

***Jelly Man comes out of the garage, wiping the grease from his hand and pulling out his trusty Chuck (His Royal Jelliness - Chuck the First) full of KBV Nutty Uncle KY and puff, puff, puffs... After the massive cloud clears, he looks around his beloved Honey, Hidey fishing Hole in Fishigan U. S. of A. There is good ol Wolfatthedoor curled up on the Bark-o-lounger and the Preacher man hyOnLyph rocking on the porch. Mini_art's lights are on and you can hear the tatter of her sewing machine coming from the open window... I can just catcha glimpse of yssiM delivering coffee and doughnuts in the doughnut & tackle shop as a steady stream of the KBV fisherfolk stop by for a cup, vape, pastry or some minnows. Over on the Dock, boB is fixing that rail, since we heard that Ciego is coming back from his long journey to help a sick friend. boB knows that the much repaired rail is all that has prevented a drowning in the lake.

There is a group gathered around the camp fire... I see SmokingBullet polishing that monster hopped up four wheeler of hers, just in case we need a jail break and their is Skeeter (the vaper, not the bity bitey bug) jawing it up with NCVapingLady and Mr Dlite (no longer the lame...err Game warden) himself has a line in the water, just getting back form his lllooonnnggg stay in that nice hotel, with the comfy white jackets and the rooms with all the soft walls. He is feel much better after his long rest (and some might strong pills).

Looking down the trail, I see all sorts of new tents and cabins and hear a bunch of new, friendly voices... Things change, but the Hidey hole is always the same - best joose, best prices, the big'en is always a biting and everyone has a howdy for ya. I wonder around the lake...nodding and waving, exchanging a few words with all my old friends and plenty of new ones. I start up the hill and notice there are no lights on at The Stump.. Not just any stump, but BonnieGirls Special hidey stump. I walk up to the door and look past the tattered curtains and all is dark... I wonder out back and other than the overflowing garbage cans, nothing is in site.***

Where is our BonnieGirl? Now this is just down right strange... Not at the fire... Not at the doughnut shop... Not with Miss Mini... Where can that lady be?

***I walk over to the fire and start asking around... No one has seen her... no one knows where she is. I go to the doughnut shop and ask yssiM and she says that BonnieGirl is feeling a little under the weather (not under the stump) and is unavailable. well now... this is not good at all! What are us fisherfolk going to do without our Bonnie to keep us all going and all together! Off to the campfire I go... Spreading the word that we all need to lend our prayers to Bonnie's speedy recovery and return to the place where she belongs (Not the Stump...Just the Honey, Hidey Fishing Hole).***

Get well Soon Mrs BonnieGirl - All us Fisherfolk miss you...

As I walk through the ..... ..... willows I hear the broadcast of KBV radio and the announcements Jelly Man (KY) has made. After 3 days of 80 they are talking 2 inches of wet snow, better throw a few extra logs on the fire this evening. * I am suddenly struck with that envy that us men have and it's not the sight of Ciego in a thong, the gleam of a KBV Chuck!* "WTF? Ciego has a KBV tattoo on his cheek, Jelly Man has a KBV Chuck, what should I do?"

*considers contacting OCC and having a KBV chopper made wonders if he should have Jr. or Sr. do it?*

Guys I apologize for not being more active in the thread, I am really working on solutions for the site and streamlining and finding others ways to meet the demand it is going to bring. Tonight I will read from the Novella if someone can remind me what chapter we are on?

 

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Novella Chapter 69 Curse of the server!!!

I don't know if it's a cowinkydink or what but every time I try to sign on I get a server busy message. The Novella was typed out too I responded to all PMs (or so I think), if you PMed me and I haven't gotten back to you it is due to the server so please contact me ASAP. If the server keeps acting up I can be reached anytime at orders@kickbassvapor.com

*Bonniegirl is riding in a taxi cab back from Fishigan general hospital wearing a hospital gown tied tightly up around her neck and waist and both end tails tucked tightly underneath her to prevent the .... skins from sticking to the grimey pleather seats stained of old coffee, cologne, libations and possibly a sundries of bodily fluids of long past lovers and losers. Her curlers had been removed by the buxom nurse with the Haitian accent and her hair pulled so tightly into a bun that a face lift looked apparent but was a falsehood. Her eyes appeared Asian in this fashion and she is wearing a face of scorn and misery. They had broken her. The usual spirit of vengeance and anger are replaced by platitudes and sadness. The bucking bronco had done her last kicking..........it was the last rodeo, the last dance and the last of living with Ms Walker at her side. She knew this day would come when the two would part ways she just assumed it would be of her own choosing and not the choosing of the courts. The hospital personell had been the meanest, hardest crew she had come up against and she had been in the company of many wild ones. The judge had no mercy nor any sense of humor that she had tripped the policeman outside of the tap room and kicked him in the sitting area just for "kickin and gigglin".....of course she had meant no harm, was the Ms Walker urging her to make the fun and all was in "good clean funnin" or so she said. The Judge thought differently about her assault of an officer of the court and committed her to Detox and evaluation. Bonniegirl could not understand how they could say they were making her better by takin the Ms Walker and giving her the Librium "cause dey bofe be a makin ya tah feels lahk a nursin homin patient an all fuzzyin in dah haid an all." The white vest and the tie downs were the most humiliating as she had never before been tied down to anyone or anything. The taxi driver asked the address again and a tear fell from the left eye down her cheek past the mole with a whisker and over the chin and down the front of the white with blue pattern gown. Bonniegirl stated the address again and as the driver turned down the Fishigan lane her spirits lifted a bit and a slight grin came upon her wrinkled face. he driver declared, "This is it, Ma'am, that will be $23.97 plus tip. She handed him the voucher the social worker had given her and opened the door to the cab, saying nothing with her mouth but much with her face. She began the walk down to number 69 at the hidey hole and smiled as she laid eyes on her cabin and her stump and felt like Dorothy returning to Kansas..........only, she was without her ToTo.........her companion, her Ms Walker. She mumbles to herself aloud, as usual.*

Dis cheer bees dah bestest day uh mah lahf tah be a seein dis cheer place an all an dis be so goot an all an dat dare hospitalin an dem dare nurseys dey be crazier dan dem dare bed bugs fer shure. Dey wakes a womans up tah take ya a sleppinin pill...if'n dat ain't crazy den ah ain't neber had no Ms Walkerin an all. Dey be tellin ya tah be goin tah dem dare holy rollerin meetins an all an dey all be a sayin dat dare prayin an dem prayin ain't goin no higher dan dare bed postins an all......dem what was dare was dah craziestest ones ah eber did bees seein. Dey was a smellin lahk day bees a ten day olt fish haid an all an dey no wants tah be offa dat dare libationin an all. God grant me tah be free uh dat place.........amen tah dat! Hey dare ya'll hidey holin friends an all yer Bonniegirl bees home!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pass the popcorn, I got two bits says she won't stay away from the bottle long!

Bonniegirl I'm so glad to read that your back. It's so quiet without all the boo hooing and more boo hooing. I never knew we had frogs chirpping in the hidey hole before. Guess I just couldn't hear them over the boo hoo. I guess I need to take back the Mrs Walker I got you as a coming home present. I wrapped it real pretty in a brown paper bag.

me too...I am glad that Bonnie Girl is back in the saddle again..

Missy, Will is as healthy as a horse...it is my son who is having problems but he seems to be living with them...they are going to Disney World tomorrow and it is going to be 18 degrees tonight..am I jealous...yeah..but I love my IPAD.

Tomorrow we are gonna have a sleepover....my daughter, a friend, and me and the Grandsons (2 of them) who are in "love" with my girlfriends daughter.........we are playing cards and drinking..the kids are watching DVD Monsters, Inc...lol...oh my, what did I do? Stock up on Whiskey and Vodka, Sprite, Lemonade, Cheese Balls, Popcorn, etc.........it should be a good time...Ben's Birthday is the 31st...he will be 5...taking them all to Jeepers on Saturday and then to a McDonald's Play Scape...ugh...their diet this weekend will be atrocious but worth it...I bought Cake mix, ice cream, cheese balls, popcorn. etc/ but I am allowed to spoil them.

Cabin fever is coming to everyone....Ben asked if he could ride the tractor, I said no honey the cabin will open about mid April and we can go fishing then............he said....yah...............yah.................yah..........

sleep everyone...hopefully, the next day brings you much tranquility and happiness!!!

Bob and Missy, you are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Bullet stands at the camp fire holding a big pot with a lid…everyone listening to the tink…tink…tink,tink,tink, tink,…..as the popcorn explodes in the hot oil. Every minute she shakes the pot making sure none of the kernels burn. **

“Hey Wolfie, we got any butter?…..ChrisKY, can you bring a small pot to melt the butter for the pop corn…Skeeter,you gotta a big bowl enough for all this pop corn and drama we’re about to face?

VapnNow, whatta ya got in that brown paper bag? Bring it on over, we’re gonna need it for a ceremonial.
Anyone seen my bottle of rum behind that stump?...can someone open up that cooler fer me please…. should be a tall glass with ice in it, I’ll need to fill er up with some diet coke and that tasty rum. Captin Jack got nothings on my rum!”

**Bullet turns her head to take a look at her friend Bonnie who sits quietly on her stump; her eyes avoiding contact with those around her. Bullet looks at Bonnie… she can feel a bit of Bonnie’s happiness…she’s finally home…at the hidey hole, oblivious to everything around her and her friends who care. Bullet’s eyes are glossing over and her nose starting to run in anticipation of what she’s gotta do and say…..**

“Bonniegirl your face is pulled as tight as yer .... was in them leather jeans I got ya in. We gotta do something bout yer hair being pulled back that tight and get rid of them rubber bands. And if you don’t stop you’re booo hooing your blue and white gown is gonna get all wet like in them wet tee shirt contests…and I’m not sure we wanna see that.” Bullet takes a drink from her glass, swallows hard and hopes she can continue with what she has to say...

“We go back a ways Bonniegirl, you’s being hauled off to that there Betty Ferd Center, I helped you escape that terrible jail house, I squeezed your .... into leather pants, and you tried to wear them there leather high heeled boots I gave ya, which caused all them….OMG, (oh no...please…. not the juice) awful blistering, sores on your feets...and I'm sorry bout that.

You have whored all that Tootsie juice and any other flavor you wanted in-between your bosoms…and if any fell out you blamed a lotta foke saying they stole it from ya. Peoples round here built ya a nice cabin, even a rockin chair for yer .... to sit in. I’ve made sure your house dress was new and sewed to yer likin, and frankly I’ve done just bout everythin to make ser you’s was taken care of…and that’s whether ya knew it or not. And frankly Bonnie I isn’t the only one who’s done that fer you. There’s more people than I can count on my fingers and toes that care bout you…and you’ve let all of us down.” **Bullet takes a drink from her babba to wet her throat and continues her hardship as a tear falls down her cheek…**

“Bonniegirl, you can’t be ‘back in the saddle’, cause your .... won’t sit still in one and with the amounts of Miss Walker in ya, you won’t be able to balance yourself in any kind of saddle. No horse is gonna want yer .... on its back neither! Heck ya could hardly balance yer .... on the saddle of my bike when we were escaping from that jail house! You’s yelling and howlering yehaww and waving your arms as we was riding back to the hidey hole, as if you even knew what yehaw was.”

**The popcorn popped and poured into the bowl for everyone to enjoy…Bullet looks at Bonniegirl, trying to hold back the tears rolling down her cheeks....swallows hard and continues the conversation…….**

(adster, love that sig: " No Smoke. No Choke. No Croak.

No Joke." )

Good morning all dearests from sweetly in my pillows, ah, and with eldest daughter still asleep beside me, up from Baltimore to ride with me down to PA to hear middle daughter's poetry reading tonite. Middle daughter says lots of the poems are about me but nothing frightening; I'm wearing a sky blue burka just in case and will be the one with moist eyes at the peepholes and vapors rising from beneath the hem.
And eldest daughter, who started vaping right after I informed her of the rejoice and freedom of it, is now also an amazed KBV loyalist. And I mus' tell you, I didn't order the Banana Moon Pie yet, as it looked wrong somehow, and she passed me hers last night and oh, lord, I'm going to need about two gallons. How they squoosh up fresh bananas like that I dunno, un miracle, and I haven't considered inhaling anything to do with bananas since 1968, which didn't work. But that is shockingly delicious vape. The deeper I get into these jooses the worse all the other old faves become. I keep declaring each one my favorite, like songs.

Adster, I will trade you 1 used trampoline and a lilac bush (scanning for valuable possessions) for a platypus because we want one. I promise to construct huge and humane habitat and feed it truffles and mangos. Or whatever youngest daughter say to do because she has a platypus fetish and spent her entire childhood learning everything in the universe about Australia and especially platypii. I once stayed up all night helping her construct an Australia float for her fifth grade Big Project, it was very gorgeous and had platyfeet.

O Bahn so glad to see you back, tea, yes?, and I'm sending your poor bones large fleets of tiny airborn reiki fairies which soothe in secret. 'Allo yssiM dearheart, und boB, und alles, and now I mun rush and pack and sail, just waving en passant and vaguely polyglottish, hugs.

I am going to put in yet another order because I cain't hep it. And Chloe is the prettiest name in the world. If I could roll back menopause I'd do it again just to make a Chloe.

Bonniegirl!!! Nice t'see ya.
*Hy pulls up a stump next t Bonnie's front step. Bonnie lifts her head just a bit t' catch his eyes and he smiles. He knows where she's been and knows the struggles n pain.... yes and even the humiliation.... But he also knows it'll pass."

Now, now there.... no more sittin' n frumpin' on the step. You'll be fine. You'll have just as much fun without the ol' ms walker n you'll get t' r'member it in the mornin'. We luvs ya no matter... Here ya go... have a vape o this fine strawberry pie from the KBV shack. It's smoother n' frog hair n finer than a babies bottom..... wait..... uhmmm...... not sure that came our right..... uhmmm. (heavy sigh as age is creepin up on the ol preacherman.) Jus look at all the folks who've gathered round t' greet ya home. New'uns n old'uns alike. They all knows ya Bonniegirl. Not a lot of fussin' n jawin' but a quiet sense that the ol' hidey fishy hole is back t'normal. God's in his heaven, Bonniegirl's back by th'fire... n allz raht wit d'world.

We're zen again....

Aunergine, will try my little haeart out to get you the next platypus I see. Only problem is that whereever the platypus makes its home there are generally drop-bears, and those are some nasty mofos.

In the meatime, how 'bout a (really) bad joke?

A platypus walks into a bar and tells the bartender,"Got any grapes?" The bartender says ,"No, now go away!." The platypus walks int othe bar again and says, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says,"No and if you ask me that one more time I'll staple your webbed feet into the floor!" The platypus walks into the bar again and says,"Do you have any staples?" And the bartender says,"No." Then the platypus says,"Got any grapes?"

*** Ciego sneaks toward the hidey hole, his tool belt gently bumping aginst his new nail-proof Kevlar thong.***

Gotta get some work done on the combination PV and sauna I was working on when I got called away...

*** Pauses a moment to remember his beloved friend Jeanne who passed away on March 11th.***

She'd like this sauna. Seats at least a dozen sweaty, naked vapers...and instead of pouring water on the hot rocks, I'll be dripping large quantities of KickBassvapor joose... (Hope nobody sees me working on this thing...that phony sheriff and that crazy game warden always get in my way...)

*** Uses a hot glue gun to affix a stubborn piece of sheathing to the frame of the sauna....***

Aw, crap. I just glued Mister Happy to the stud....hey, that is kinda funny...in and of itself. The blind stud is glued to a stud.... Maybe I should have done like my lesbian carpenter friend and just do everything with tongue and groove....

*** Wonders how to free himself from the sticky lumber....***

To be continued....

Is he going to plug the joose on the next episode?

We closed the gap some today. We will stay with the 48 hour turn around at this point but many can and will go out within 24 hours.

I'm hearing rumors of some Mod HOing post coming up, IDK stay tuned. Maybe Jelly Man broadcasting with other mod HOs? IDK

I about got the surround sound finished in the Hidey Hole so it will be a good test of the new sound equipment. Next up the drive in if I can ever get Ciego to finish the sauna. Should I hope he came unglued?

So... The KBV Jelly Man has GOT to share this with all my Hidey, Honey Hole buddies... Just got pictures sent to me of my NEW Jelly Man case for my New Jelly Man KBV Chuck! So cool...

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TOTALLY Custom made and soon available on the KBV website. Our very own seamstress Mini_art has an eye for function and design - all hand made and tons of embroidery designs and you can add just about any names you want...

Beautiful design and room for all your vaping needs! Sooo Happy!

She made one for Mrs Jelly Man too and will post picks as soon as I get them in the mail!

So excited!

P.S. You have to ask BonnieGirl about the "Rhett".

Jelly Man you tell us to ask bonniegirl but where the heck has she been?!?! I may have to move on to chapter 70 if she doesn't return soon! Awesome looking case, those custom cases are available now through KBV and can be sized to fit any mod as well, speaking of mods there is also a 5V box mod available through KBV for $44 with a charger and set of 14500 batts You can even get an additional set of batts for $10 with no additional shipping!

I'm not even sure any of this is viewable ATM as the site is being redone starting today. I don't think it will hurt to check out kickbassvapor.com for joose flavors and such and the URL will stay the same. I do know he will be in and out of there over the next several days and am not sure viewing will always be available.

I'm so excited to have one of the best designers working on the new KBV site! This should go flawlessly as everything including my CC processor is fully compatible with everything we are using He called me earlier and said he had a fitting template for the Hidey Hole so I sent him some money and said "go for it, let's do this up!"

For custom made PV cases for ANY mod, wooden boxes, you name it, or the 5V box mod I mentioned PM me and we'll get it worked out.

You can also email me at orders@kickbassvapor.com for joose or any of the above mentioned items while the site gets completed.

Chris.....ahem............I WOULD BE THE WOMAN FOR THE JOB! I VOLUNTEER TO DO THE TEACHIN A LESSON TO HURTIN AN ANIMAL TO A WOMAN WOMAN.........AHEM.....I AM HIGHLY QUALIFIED AND HAVE REFERENCES OF BEING ABLE TO EAT A FACE OFF IN A SPLIT SECOND..........JUST ASK BOB AND MISSY........COUGH


AHEM............WHEN ONE SPEAKS TO OUR JELLY MAN ON THE PHONE ........WELL, .......AHEM...........HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE RHETT BUTLER AND HIS SWEET WIFE SOUNDS LIKE SCARLETT..........ahhh I am from NJ ........fugghettaboutit


Morning Hidey Holers and "ODD" folks.........ahem..........well, so nice of all to PM me and ask of my whereabouts and health. God is watchin over me and my crosses I bear. The rheumatoid and back herniations and the heart situation all reared their ugly heads at once and almost got me........but , alas....I prevail and return with laughter and joyfulness as my medicines of choice and the 30 others the doctors feel are needed (though, I am skeptical). I do receive many questions about e-cigs and such via PM and thought a radio show with a new topic each day may be helpful. What good is knowledge and experience if not shared? Of course, we would have to spin the radio show with a bit of funny and a tad of morose and a touch of horrid and a dash of satire.............ahem.............yes, the usual Bonniegirl style. What ya think? I propose we start with a question or topic from a KBVer and we do it "call in style"......ok.........Let's get started........with this improvisa.........ahem.............informational...........KBV radio show..........Let's open the phone lines to the first caller............

Frankly Scarlet... I don't give a...

Lol!

Welcome back Bonnie and hope you are feeling better!

For the radio show, a topic that you have broken down for me, but may be of assistance to others...

Can you break down and describe the different atty types and what the plus & minus of each is?

Hey! Bonnie's back! Howdy, lady!


*** Puffs a vape from a new 5 v. box mod....excellent!***
I've joined the 5 volt club! Loving KBV joose even more now. And, as a side benefit, the thing has an incredibly bright LED...even I can see it!

Juice Report: I finished all the Crumb Doughnut...it is now in my top 5 KBV vapes. I am currently 5-volting some Crossfire Trail, and I find the extra 1.3 v. really brings out the subtleties in this juice. I did not like the smell of this juice when I first cracked the bottle, nor did I like it at 3.7 volts. At 5 volts, Crossfire Trail is very satisfying to me; I've gone through 3 full 510 cartos in less than 18 hours since receiving my box mod.

If you have a juice from any vendor that you think lacks flavor, you might want to try vaping it at a voltage higher than the typical Ego (3.4 volts) or KR808D-1 (3.7 volts).

It is *very* important however, that you do not try to use low-resistance atomizers or cartomizers on a higher voltage mod. With a regular resistance atomizer/carto, you'll get more flavor out of the juice. You can get to 5 volts either by buying a box mod, or by using a passthrough connected to either your computer or a 2000 mA AC/USB power converter (cheap!). Try higher voltage; you might really like it.

*** Ciego returns to building the combination sauna/PV, imagining the sheer joy of communally vaping KBV juice with a dozen naked, sweaty friends...***

Ciego I think we're going to need a much bigger sauna!!! You guys are burying us today but we love ya . The site is coming along and I will give one little teaser, you wouldn't need a typical registration for a site like KBV now would you? Nah gonna need to register for a fishing license

Lunch break is over back to work mixing the joose. I'll have KBV radio on in the background, would hate to miss an episode of Jelly Man Says or Confessions of a Mod HO!

Take a Break....Joke Time:

The Electric Chair

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says: "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the University of Kentucky School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blond (you knew it), is strapped in and says: "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

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Novella 69 Chapter69 search for the "V spot"

KBV has had an insane amount of requests for the perfect vanilla flavor, we have been working on that one due to the requests. We have one we are happy with and is now the current running "bait a" sample, it's aptly named the "V spot" in keeping with the Novella theme This is one we request as much feedback as possible on as it seems so many want a vanilla and can't seem to find it. Let us know if we have in fact found the "V spot"

I can't WAIT to find the "V" spot!

Hey hidey hole ! I have been buried knee deep in a puter problem but I finally have it sorted out so I can some sit by the campfire a while and rest my headache with a good vape .

I thought I would leave a little post for Missy that the beta I got was spot on ! There are going to be some very very happy southerners with this one! Probably everywhere else too but it reminds me so much of the south that it brought it to mind.

Yall are gonna love it! LOL,

Now Auntie M's gonna sit by the fire and watch the fish jumpin for a bit , it is so peaceful and quiet here at the hidey hole

Well except when Bonniegirl is fallin in the bushes and the medic is patching her up for the 568942235566 time .

Or Chrisky is puttin on a radio show , or boB is riddin the pink bike with the .... tail tied to it and causin every dog in the neighborhood to howl like mad , or , well you get my drift.

Sure is nice at the Hidey Hole sitting around the campfire. Someone always willing to share a vape




Medic I'm scheduling you for a segment on KBV radio Jelly Man says with bonniegirl confessions of a mod HO!

Pretty quiet at the Hidey Hole. Going to be a pretty day tomorrow. We had some bad storms roll through yesterday. Hope you and Yssim find some R&R this weekend. Btw, got a new lr atty for the ego tank from cignot...bigger difference than I expected. Trying out a new 306 atty w/drip tip also. Fun stuff~even better w/my new batch of KBV jooses!

Heya Ads I just sent a package to Australia this morning, I have upgraded my account to ship Internationally so we'll see how this goes. I'm going to take on a Canadian customer next and then decide which Countries I can implement shipping into the new site. BTW Priority International up to 4LBs was 13.25.



That's great to hear, those are 2 of my favs. Welcome to the Hidey Hole BTW. Don't mind the blind guy in the thong he's harmless as far as we know?? Tune in to KBV radio on station 69 to get caught up. I think there is soon to be a segment of Jelly Man Says called Confessions of a mod HO featuring booniegirl and now Medic.

I tried riding (my pink Huffy) and that wind blew me around like a Texas Tumble weed!,,,,,will check in at the next bike rack I need a new kickstand!

.................ahem.............I have an announcement!

I am expecting a new baby girl!

She will be picked up next weekend and is a birthday present from my sweet husband. She will weigh 2 pounds full grown.....she weighs 11 ounces atm and I need a name.............my lil chihuahua (tiny bladder boy as I call him) is named BooBoo and I was thinking Lula................cough................NOT LULU...............suggestions please.....

isn't she a living doll?............................What if she doesn't like me?.....................I need panties and diapers and a rhinestone blingy collar and toys and a new pocketbook carrying bag (ala Paris Hilton) and dresses and hairbows and of course a lil Philadelphia Phillies T shirt for game day and OH MY...............the worries of a new Momma............she will need possibly insulin and saline boluses and nutracal and frequent vet appointments and grooming and her nails painted and OH MY...........she must match the PV and DT I am using................this is such fun work needing to be done and OHHHHHH the pain of labor and the waiting and the watching and the worrying................ahem.....................happy dance at the Hidey Hole tonight for sure! I feel a Novella coming on where Bonniegirl finds a tiny stray dog and stuffs it in her bosom with her PVs....................ahha.............yes, Bonniegirl is needing something to replace the Ms Walker for sure!


Woot for me!!!!


ok.....it only took 5 years of hinting and then just telling him I want it but what the heck...............is better than a toilet brush or Taboo cologne or bathroom rugs...................*YES, those were real gifts I have received* He is perfect in every way except gifts and cards. The year I got a Mothers Day card with African American people on front (I am Caucasian and he is Hispanic) that said to "Someone nice to know on Mothers Day" was the end of card receiving from him...............I banned him from card buying for life. *before I threw the BRAND NEW BLENDER" AT HIM.*


nm..............rant done...............isn't she cute?

Yes... was a great day in the country of Uncle Nutty KY Jelly Man!

Good weather (ok...a bit breezy) warm, sunny... The road and the yard were calling! Nothing better than to play outside and run errands on the bike, although it can get difficult carrying bags of potting soil on a bike, but still interesting.

Got home, called a friend that I got vaping and had a little BBQ.... Stakes, taters, cabbage, salad... YUM! Fire up the grill and pass around some of the latest samples I got. Throw in a few Island Style vodka tonics... great day.

Anyway, just shows that KBV is for every one... My Friend Bill that was mentioned in a previous post is a big fan of Vape Placid and of course, Nutty Uncle KY! Be warned boB, going to be ordering extra this time around...

Here is a couple of cell pics of the day... Hope everyone had a wonderful Sunday ~ Jelly Man out!

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Good Mornin Hidey Holers. Hope the fishin is good and the friendships are great

 

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Jelly Man says... Got to accessorize!

Just got our new Mini_art cases from KBV!!! Scarlet and I are set for vaping on the go, go, go!
Saw these on the KBV site and got to thinking about what I really needed when out and about and how I was going to carry it on the bike. Now when it is leather weather, no problem! Got all kinds of pockets to stuff crap into, but what about summer? That made me think about LAST summer - 103 here some days. Not going to be wearing a leather jacket on those days, so then what? Well, I have saddle bags, but what a pain... Every time you want a puff you have to open up bags and pull out your gear - Nope!

The Answer... Mini_art custom cases form KBV! That Chuck too big for most cases and lanyards? NOT THIS CASE!

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Need room for a back up PV - Got it covered.... BUT, what if you do not need to carry everything but the kitchen sink or do not use a monster PV... They can be sized to fit any mod...

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And check out the beautiful artwork... Made to match for wifey & me.

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and check out the great storage pocket...

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The lanyard and gator clip come off and on most models so does the belt loop, but since Mini knew we spend a lot of time on the bike and wanted a little extra security she permanently attached the loop. Amazing quality using a leather like marine vinyl this thing is built to last as long as my Chuck - so FOREVER!

Mini has tons of embroidery patterns and there are other material options for a less... ummm industrial look (OK - I believe everything should survive a bomb blast).

So... You have the mod of your vaping dreams... Are you going to just shove it in a pocket with you car keys or in a grocery bag - I do not think so... Get you a Mini_Art KBV CUSTOM embroidered and hand made case for that mystical fog machine so you can travel in style. Check out the KBV web site for information on ordering, which I have heard should be up just about any day.

Thanks Mini_art form wifey and I on these amazing cases (and amazing price too).

Well that is it for this edition of Jelly Man Says! Just like the Mini_Art cases, only available from KBV!

*creepy carnival music starts to play as a thick heavy fog overtakes the campers at the hidey hole fishin grounds* *A grimm shadow figure emerges from the thick fog draped in a black cloak with a deep hood over the top of his head. Walking ever so slowly down out of the tree line hands held out as if he was carrying something. Lifts his head up from the ground to reveal beady little eyes peering out from under the hood. Approaches the fire pit surrounded by logs engraved with names upon them "Bonnie, SmokingBullet, Jellyman, Ceigo, Ms. Mini, Maisri, Mr. Kickbass and the Empress yssiM. Blows off the cobwebs and tosses a few logs into the cold dormant firepit, strikes a match and watches as the flames light up an abandoned fishin chit shootin spot. Whispers to himself,"lets hope the light brings back the conversations that were once held here along with the many new followers of this gold in a bottle" Leaves a wax sealed envelop on each of the engraved stumps...................................................

Stay tuned more to come

 

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Ah Oh....he's baaaacccccck! Stay tuned, this should be interesting. Bonniegirl, get the popcorn out it may be time to kick bass again LOL.

*Takes a seat upon the old log inscribed the warden and starts to have a warm vape of snickerdoodle then realizes there is something burried under the stump. Gets up and digs up an old chest. Opens the chest to see what lies inside the box contain. *A Black, Red and Gold Label, a tarnished but destroyed fragment of a bullet, A half burned sign that reads A.N and the rest is ashes and a burned sheriffs star. Starts to walk around to each stump placing each item at its rightful stump.

~Vapes alone at the old fishin hole, Exhaling clouds of OMG (The Joose) and Snickerdoodle in the still air not a sound in the woods surrounding almost as if something is approaching. Maybe the ghosts of these stumps are coming back to rekindle the flames that Kickbass Creators once created, maybe its the sound of the Kickbass Buzz overtaking every other store or maybe its time that Kickbass kick their feet up for a minute and give their mixers a rest. No one knows but soon we all will. ~Walks off to the old warden post to see what is left~

lol I'm a nut i'm a nut i'mmm ccrrrrrraaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gotta keep it interesting, besides the novel needs to make a comeback

SSSHHHHHHHH do you hear that no not that the other sound its coming from over the tree tops rippling across the lake, just listen carefully. You'll hear it its the sound of banging and clanging, screwing and hammering, the sound of pounding nails and sweat hitting the floor. Its the sound of something coming and its getting closer

**shh medic don't tell about our direct flight joose deliveries!!

I have no secrets!! I am a mod ho, I am the hidey hole medic and firefighter, my jooses are delivered via jet! yssim, do I need to go and visit Bonniegirl and give her another one of those shots to get her back here????

Happy Birthday Kyle & Bonnie!!!

From Jelly Man & Scarlet!

And congratulations boB & yssiM on raising a fine son, I know he is the light of your lives...

And before we get Mini working on the stash bras, Ciego, boB and I are still waiting on the KBV thongs...

TY to all for the well wishes re: my health and my 36th Birthday! You are all so nice and kind............*tear falls and wipes with tissue from bosom*..........ahem, yes, I did have nerve root blocks to my cervical spine yesterday and am sore and tight but can not feel myself leaning back on the recliner..............odd! But ODD is my middle name. They have VERY good drugs at those surgical centers and I had conversations I do not recall, shame I can not get some for those times when ........seated next to a person that speaks 12 decibels above normal about everything non-stop and nothing at all...................or............*MY right hand to God, this is a true story*............I am on a plane from PHL to San Antonio TX to speak and am seated in the aisle seat and Lo and behold, the man in the window seat declares that he will need access to the bathroom frequently as he has a Pilonidal cyst! TMI............YES! HE GAVE DETAILS! *wikipedia if you do not know what it is and it is NOT lunchtime, dinner time or snack time or you have a weak stomach* He preferred Kotex over Always.......FYI!
WOW, I am an idiot and odd ball magnet. If a bus has 50 seats, I will be seated next to the overly obese woman who chooses not to use deodorant. ............or the aunt with a niece that whines and the aunt is busy coloring in a Mickey Mouse coloring book and can not assuage her tears and whining as she is busy.............next stop, the niece is happy as her lovely aunt bought her balloons that are going on the next three hour leg in our seat row............ahem............Yes, people come in all varieties. I prefer the ones with IQs higher than their waist size and cleanliness..............not OCD scrubbed but just a bathe and a bit of deodorant goes a long way...........The Novella shall commence today............Hell or high water............it shall!
Bonniegirl was given a gift of a TV by Bullet and Jelly man to kep her off the Ms Walker and ...........well, she views things from an ODD perspective! What chapter are we on?................would check, but if my memory serves me it is 69........cough...........yes, I am sure, it is 69..........and last we knew, Ciego is still busy on the sauna, Bob is riding his pink General Lee Huffy with a raccoon tail on back, Mini is sewing and making coffee, Jelly man is busy keeping the peace, that mysterious DLite the Gay......uhmmmm...........Game Warden is acting all looney tunes, Wolfie is still in the barkolounger, medic is vaping her provari *Those medical types love digital electronics despite the fact that they ignore their alarms when they are discussing restaurants or having coffee* and she is siting in her baywatch bathing suit in her medical unit on stilts, Sandy K, Godzilla, Janet, Christopherdavid *FFS shorten that ....* and achtung and chloe are tugging and pulling at the angels wings the posse of possums are nearby waiting to protect the hidey holers.Preacherman Hy is rocking on his porch and waiting for his next problem child to arrive and it is usually Bonniegirl sobbing and booing and hooing. Bonniegirl is on the wagon, off the sauce, dry as a bone, clean as a whistle and was left with her on her stump contemplating a new love for a James Beam..........all of Hidey Hole in Fishigan U.S of A. have their nets full of the best joose on earth and the Novella shall survive and thrive as it is one way in which we are ODD.............and in KBV that means loveable!

Hugs to all my Hidey Hole KBV friends
Bonnie

*tears flowing*............thanks my sweet friend Chelle..............I wuv u 2


ahem....................*blows nose and wipes tears to get down to bizness*

I received an e-cig case and a cell phone case from Mini as gifts. I am techno ...... so can not post pics but will say this about them. They are personal, they look expensive and go quite well with my Coach handbag and heels and are also very functional. The cell phone case holds my Blackberry, my Chuck or V2 or Tekk or even 2 of the PVs and the back has a pocket large enough for a bottle or two of e-liquid and a few cartos or attys. I have a small eyeglass repair kit which has a chamois cloth, a small screwdriver and a tiny pair of scissors from a sewing kit which I tuck in as well. In that case I can clean an adapter or connector, cut a wick on a clearomizer, adjust my Buzz with screwdriver and have everything in one spot. I place the case inside my purse and attach the clip to the edge as it is handier to find. I bought one with a beautiful multi-colored Goofy (she collects Goofy memorabilia)for one of my BFFs for Christmas and she owns a photo studio. her chuck is inside and she lifts it to her mouth, vapes and drops it, she carries an extra 18650 battery and a bottle of joose in the back pocket and asked me for another with her initial for dress up ocassions (like shooting a wedding in a tux) They are washable, durable and a can not live without item IMO......................Just my $48.98 cents worth opinion.

*Bonniegirl had been without the Ms Walker for many days with the help of her hidey hole friends. It had been a rough time in the beginning but the arrival of the GIFT made a world of difference. She had been making a cup of tea and mumbling /singing a song from childhood called ring around the rosie and dancing in circles when a knock came at the door. Startled and a bit grumpy to have the fun interrupted she went to open the door to find Bullet and Jelly man with a "tellyvisionin!" She so missed the pub as she had come to love watching the fools try to buy a bowel and all and it was amusing to watch all the people clap when the wheel was spun. Oh how she had missed those days. Now she had her own to watch and after several hours of learnin about the remote and the cable box and the ups and the downs she had a whole new world to see. She saw lions mating on the animal channel and snake wrestlers on the discovery channel and "Soap oprys" as she called them during the day. It was amazing that she waited to hear the Opry but no one ever sang a bit and it was confusing and she was a bit embarrassed if someone came looking after her and she had that "sexin stuffs" on and she would quickly change channels and sometimes hit the source button and find a snow scene she could not plow through *Don't LOL, Ya'll have done it* Bonniegirl is seated on the chair one foot from the set with a bandage of rags on her left thumb and a hot water bottle on the right leg and her dress is torn. Boxes of brown with tape and foam peanuts and bubble wrap cover the entire floor of the cabin and a knock comes at the door.........Bonniegirl mumbles aloud to herself .......as usual..........*

Hole ya hosses, I ees ole an all an I gots dis cheer prolem..........well heller, how ees ya tah day?

*Bonniegirl signs for a box and quickly brings it inside and tears open the tape cursing all the while about "tapin stores an ownin a tapin factry an all" as another knock comes at the door*

Hole onto ya bloomin panties dis cheer ain't a easyness fer me an all

*Enters ChrisKY who inquires about the thumb, the leg and the torn dress*

Dis cheer tellyvisionin ya gib tah me an all.....dey a sayin dat dare ginshrew knifin all cut raht frew anyfing an all an I sayed yes lahk dat man on dare said tah say after ah called dem dare numberins dey teld me tah an all an now eye ben a trynin tah checkin eat an eat wheel cut raht frew anythang.eben yer fumbs! Dis cheer leg an all.......... dat dare be from dat abin rollerin thang......dey sayed tah call at oncest an ah did an all an dey ees a takin orderin jest fer a few morin minutes an dont bein dah last one an eye no lahk tah bees last an all ....an dat dare man wid dat Brown truckin he branged it an I sahned mah x on dat dare paperin an den he left out an I did whuts dat dare youngin girl did an dat dare abin rollin thang done turnt on me *Bonniegirl becomes very animated an shows her teeth like a wild animal * lahk a wildin lion an done et mah leg up and teared mah dress an all............ an dis cheer tellyvisionin bees a lot of dat hard workins tah call all uh dem what dey tells ya to an all.

*ChrisKY looks around at the spaghetti wonder bowl, pedi eggs, foot massager, facial moisturizers, wonder hangers, debbie myers green bags, debbie meyers green containers ,shoes under, space saver bags, remote control helicopters, colorwonder, foamy critters, every advertised infomercial item available to man was in the cabin. There was even two bottles of a vitamin meant for male vitality. He shook his head and walked straight out the door in disbelief wondering if maybe the Ms Walker was such a bad thing after all*

Aint dat jest dah rudest thang what I seed in mah lahf? Jest a walkin outta cheer widout sayin nuffin tall? Imma gonna tryin dat dare white noisin mechine an trah tah git me some nice sleepin an all.



Pass the popcorn please...................God knows what will happen when she finds QVC

Bullet calls ChrisKY to the side….”Jelly man, we’ve created a monster! What happens when she tunes on Dancing with the Stars tonight? OMG (not the juice) she’s gonna hurt herself. Bonnie will be thinking she can dance better than that Kirstie, thinkin” “…I aint’s gonna fall especially with a hunk like Maksim holdin on to me!”….Who in their right mind would let go of a man like him?...stupid Kirstie!”

Bullet glances at Bonnie shifting through boxes, popcorn and bubble wrap flying every which way, wondering if by chance somewhere in Bonnies new found stash is a pair of dancing shoes…OMG (not the juice again) Jelly Man, what have we done?

Novella Volume 70 (had to happen folks)

***Walking out of BonnieGirls Cabin Stump shaking his head... Bullet calls him over asking if they had created a monster, but all he can think is that he REALLY needs some Ms Walker his own self. Reassuring Bullet, Jelly Man wonders toward Mini's still shaking his head and trying to figure what they can do to fix this...***

Mini - You are not gonna believe what Bonnie is up to now! She has fond the home shopping network and lordy is she making up for lost time! She got every dime store junk gadget that you could think of and I am thinking she is gonna keel herself with one of them... What we gonna do Mini?

***Mini stares in disbelief at the latest mess and cannot believe her ears - got her off the Ms Walker and onto a far worse addiction: SHOPPING! Oh the horror of it all... boxes and packages from the world over on their way to the Honey, Hidey Fishing hole in Fishigan U. S. of A. Streams of postal workers bags a bursting marching down the trail and up to her stump.

Looking out her window up at the stump, Mini sees Bonnie peeking out the window and down the trail... Trying to catch a glimpse of the mail carrier coming with the latest delivery.***

What we gonna do Mini? Do not want to give her back to Ms Walker, but that might be better for her health!

***A slow smile comes to Mini's face as she turns to the door... Waving Jelly Man to follow, she heads out to the trail...***

Mini heads down the trail to the little ( and I mean little ) town a few hikes from the hidey hole and marches into the public library. Now then Chris , there are a few things in life that Bonnie has to like , KBV joose ! Ms Walker, shopping , and movies!
They have racks full here to loan for free! We load her up with movies to watch and that should distract her from the tv shopping , uh I hope .

Grabbing a couple bags they load them full and head off back to the hidey hole to show Bonnie her new addiction LOL one that wont break the bank and will keep the hidey hole trail from looking like pothole city where the moles had a field day because of all the big trucks drivin down it and delivering all those weeny makers and popcorn poppers to Bonniegirl.

Chris I dont know what all we got in this bag, could be gone with the wind or mickey mouse but there should be enough to keep her occupied for a while at least, ....... we shall see, get the popcorn out LOL

*bonniegirl is glued to her new movie stash and watching Gone with the wind and smiling at Scarlett and finds she has some of her qualities. She too, is stubborn and a survivor...........but she had no Rhett and the Ms Walker was not with her and loneliness was absorbed like the WOW chamois cloth from the infomercial and overtook her.The booing commenced and worsened as Atlanta burned. Bonniegirl decides a nice walk in the hidey hole and a bit of fresh unburned air would do her good after being in that fire on the movie. As usual..........she mumbles to herself as she walks*

Oh fiddly dee .......ain't dat a fahn way tah say neveryamind tah someone........dat dare scarlitt bees dah pertiess won dare ees.

*Bonniegirl had watched three movies since the visit with Mini and jelly man and remembered one in song and walked as she sang*

Duh hills is aligned wid dah soun uh moozic..........wid song dey has sunged fer a thousint years.........mah heart skippin dah beat hmmmm hmmm hmmm of mooozics..dah dah dah dah dah.hmmm hmm laaaaaaaaaa

*Bonniegirl stops at her mossy stump and sets a spell and pulls some Mommas Angel Wings from her bosom and drips it into her tekk and smiles a satisfied with life kinda smile*


Pass the popcorn...........this movie could end poorly.........well the singing was poor!

That’s it…can’t take this any longer….Bonniegirl…the hills are not alive with the sound of music! Get a grip Bonnie, you’re not living in a world of movies! Atlanta burned, done, gone…rebuilt….get on with it. Tara is….well….tara rah, rah, boom tee aaa…. tara rah rah boom tee aaa…..it’s gone hon, gone! Scarlett’s dress is nothing but dusty, old, moth ball smellin drapes. Scarlett has been cinched so tight her brain ain’t working right! And forgetta bout Rhett, or Clark or whatever his name was cause he don’t give a damm! Bonniegirl, come back to us oh Bonnie.
Put down that Shake Weight before you hurt someone, and stop carrying around your KBV juice in that Chef Basket like it was your handbag…Bonniegirl what’s happened to you? That Royal Heirloom Engagement Ring on your finger ain’t gonna get Prince William to visit the hidey hole, no matter how many of them you buy.
Sit a spell on the rocker, watch the sunset over the lake with me Bonnie….I’ll take care of yah girl…just come back to us Bonnie….I know you’re in there somewhere……here Bonnie, vape some of this here…it’s Tootsie Bonnie…remember this, it was your most favorite joose….and here, here’s some MAW for ya….there, there, Bonnie…..take a deep vape…ahhh…..MAW…..wonderful….there, there….we’ll get you back to us Bonnie….don’t slip away into movie land Bonnie….we need ya. Birthdays don’t make ya older, they make ya stronger, and meaner, and wiser, and honery…and…and…anything ya want. I aint letting ya turn into a vegetable Bonniegirl, snap outta it!

Chris, that there is reason enough to vape Hang on to and record those days seems like only a few years and yesterday it was our oldest's 19th!

I'm stayin tuned that was funny, if I didn't know better I'd think you were related to bonniegirl We'll get everyone out that ordered yesterday but the PMs from this morning are for tomorrow. I just wanna fish ONE day! It's April 6th and I've yet to cast a fishing pole, I usually have 20-30 days on the water by now.



*** cruises around Hidey Hole on pink General Huffy Lee wondering what he created here.......... shakes head and figures he has to get with Bullet, KY (yeah the Jelly), and mini to fix this mess............ coasts past the ..... .... willows and down to the dock and looks at the lake that's calling him***

*Bonniegirl sits spellbound watching the Wizard of Oz and is cursing the wicked witch and jumping every time she appears. She is munching popcorn from her new popomatic and has her face covered with a white masque that the advertiser said would make her appear ten years younger and her feet are scraped down to the bone with the pedi egg and the white shavings emptied in a nearby brown box like confetti............she mumbles to self........as usual*

dem dare muchykieens ees dah sweetyest dat I eber seed in mah lahf. dey can sang an all an dey livin dare in dat nahc colorfullin place. Dis cheer hidey holin bees all green an all an it be a needin sum paintin dah paths wid dat dare gold an all
dis cheer bees what we be needin fer sum tah be feelin more uppity

*Bonniegirl grabs her wonder paint kit with free edgers and a free paint pan and heads out to the cycle shop to ask ChrisKY for a paint brush and a rag*


Pass the popcorn.............I see a grafitti coming on.................Hidey Hole OZ?

I am just wondering...............where is aubergine and wolfie?...................did the anesthesia make me lose them or did they lose me or are they lost?



just askin..................

ahem............was the scarecrow song a .........cough...........message?

I represent...........ahem..........resent that! LOL

*strolls down the path and sees the new window in the hollow gnawed out by bonniegirl, figures it musta been while she was going through the DTs (not drip tips).* "Heya M and KY (the Jelly) you guys got bonniegirl worse off now than she was before" "I really need to finish the S.I.T.E. (Shipping Intense Tasting Ejuice)" ..... "I'm sure hoping after the initial rush I'll be able to visit the Hidey Hole more and sit around the fire"............... Mini the sewing shop looks great and those cases are just Art!"

........ *spots bonnie by the outhouse and hears her mumbling bout a bowel (TV show?)...... Jelly Man's Bike shop sure is nice but with this warmer weather seems like no one gathers around the fire. "Imma have to start having the sand in for the beach, and Ciego needs to finish the sauna" I'm guessing KBV beach towels will be the hot item coming soon

I'll shoot for tomorrow with the store but it'll more likely be Friday night. We anticipate 4-5 day turn around but really have now way of telling. I get a dozen or so emails a day of people that are waiting. We will update here and on the homepage the current turn around time on orders once we reopen the store. If you have the ability to accept a paypal invoice for order or want to phone in payment prior to opening PM or email me at orders@kickbassvapor.com

*Boniegirl commences the immense job of painting the paths at the hidey hole. She is finding that the square and triangle shaped sponges are of no use on dusty trails with moss and stones and ..............willows. She begins with a 4 inch brush and golden colored paint "borrowed" from Jelly mans' bike shop. The paint was not easy to roll over with the brush and sand adhered to the brush and stuck to the leaves. The frustration and laborious work made her yearn for a finger or two of the Ms Walker. She began trembling and cursing and rose from the crouching tiger position.....*Yeah, she watched that one too* and heard the bones cracking and crying out for mercy. She tossed the paint and found a beautiful golden glimmer along the path. She had found that throwing the paint seemed to cover better and began her long job of covering paths with golden shimmer*

Pass the popcorn................can't wait to see what happens when fisherfolk walk upon it......teehee

That's just us people here at the Hidey Hole in Lake Fishigan US of A. We're ODD, not that that's a bad thing Welcome BTW, there's a stump over there by the .....

willows, pull one up and sit a while. Good friends, good fun, good vapes, and a blind guy in a thong (okay I made the last one up)

Thanks for the feedback and compliments RumbleFish, glad you like the joose. I hope we can keep up with the fast shipping once the site reopens. I'm certain they'll be delays until the people that have been waiting for it order but hopefully after a week or 2 we can get back on a quick turn around.

AWESOME makes for a great review The weather's been nice take a hike around the Hidey Hole, it's coming together nice, KY (the Jelly) has a Bike shop in case you need repairs Some of the trails you may have to have SmokingBullet take you on her ATV though : -)

Hi Bonnie, don't you worry wolfie is still here. Just been a little busy with some stuff, but I am still stalking around the hidey hole and lurking in the background. You can't lose me that easily, i'm kind of like a sheep i keep coming back wagging my tail behind me.

It's WOLFIE!!!

About time you came out of the bushes... Been worried the dog catcher done got ya!

Bad Wolfie... Let yssIM's Bark-O-Lounger get cold! You need to stay here at the Hidey Hole were everyone has milk bones & rawhide chews for ya, things ain't the same without a Wolfatthedoor!

Nah Jelly man, aint been a dog catcher born that can catch this here wolfie... wolfie just hasn't been having that great of a year this year not sure why with all the great jooses and stuff, but I'm still lurking around, don't worry... heading out of town for a couple days tomorrow though, so might not be around, but we'll see..

*curls up in the bark-o-lounger* yeah I know, haven't been keeping it warm lately, but I will now..

*Bonniegirl steps back and admires the golden pathway to the outhouses and decided that a touch of bright red would lend a nice touch to the outhouse doors with the cutout moon and all. She begins painting and singing to herself. (OK....singing is a stretch......we use the word singing loosely here) It is a combination of mumbling, foot tapping, humming when some words are forever flown away from her conscience and a bit of tom-foolery*

Somedare ober dah rainblow...day up high, dare a land dat I heerd uh oncest an a lallabuy.....someway I dish upon a far...dah hum hum hum hum behinde thee..........dem troublin feels lahk lemon grops dat whered youd bind me..........la la hmmm hmm dah had dah dah.........blueturds fly ....turds flies ober dat rainblow why den oh whine caint eye..............

*The singing .....ahem..........the ......uhhhmmm..........well, she is finished with that flight of idea and begins anew with a self critique of her work *

Dis cheer outin house bees dah pertiest place in dis cheer hiney hole..........dis bees dah bestest .....all wheel be a askin Bonniegirl tah be a paintin fer em an dis cheer wheel be a goodin way tah make a few extry dollars fer sum fahn joose


Pass the popcorn...............God knows what she will paint next

Greetings all you KBV Hidey Hole Fisherfolk!! I Been hanging around keeping up to date but haven't posted much. Been a bit under the weather. And workin' too hard. Preacherman Hy's got a house ... er lean-to-full of ladies recoverin' from what life throws at'em... it's a great sanctuary ... n alls happy here raht now. Mrs. Preacherman.... (or should we call'er PreacherMrs) is sittin' w/ ladies at the jailhouse today ... for the third day in a row... n comfortin' those what can't comfort demselves raht now. (She's a great woman)

I'm so glad to see the novella is starting back up. Bonniegirl, you go raht on ahead n paint any ol' thing you want.... cept my rocky chair.... don't want me to get my ..... uhm...a.. uhm.... self.... stuck in the chair. Need the rockin' more'n I need the vape these days'.... just sayin'. But feel free to do the porch or da lean-tooo-far-over-the-rainbow (add the tune).. I use for sleepin' quarters. Wolfie, ya might want to keep one eye open whilst you sleep there in the bark-o-lounger cuz youz bout to be painted into that thing.

*** leans in n hands ol' Bonniegirl a HomeDepot gift certificate for a spray gun n compressor for her birfday...n bout 1000' of hose.... just sayin'....!!! (scarey thought).... "happy few days after yer birfday Bonnie."***

Nice to see folks stirrin'. Glad t'hear bout the beach sand arrivin' soon. Us so cal boys needs our sand.

I sent some of KBV's finest to my nephew in Santa Barbara. He's lovin' life and really diggin' the KBV flavors.

*** Jelly Man finishes another hard day in the grease, wrenching on the Hidey Hole Scooter...Most especially working on boB's new Huffy Chopper with the Raccoon tail. Walking out the garage into the cool spring evening air, pulling my trusty Chuck - His Royal Jelliness: Chuck the First, Duke of Puff, Earl of Da Joose out of my pocket for a good vape after a long day. Uncapping my ever present bottle of KBV Nutty Uncle KY out and drip some drops into my 801 shorty... puff, puff, puff... Hmmmm - Perfect!

Looking down the trail, the strangest sight appears... The trail is golden! The Outhouse is covered in murals... There are bright, first grade like flowers panted on every surface and on her hands & knees with a bucket of barn paint in her hands there is Bonnie! On the light breeze the sounds of her humming and mumbling carries - A strange tune about blue turds and rainbows...***

Oh lord... What have we done! First the TV shopping... the hidey honey hole overrun with delivery trucks and then the hording! Whole stump covered in packages and boxes! Mini and I thought we cured this with the movies from the library, but that did not work either! I never in my life thought I would say this, but we need a sobriety intervention!

***Heading back into the garage, I go to the file cabinet and pullout a couple of bottles of Ms Walker that I keep around for just such occasions. Grabbing a book of matches, I pick up the phone and start punching numbers.***

boB - need some help! yeah its Bonnie... yeah I got an idea... I need you to call the gang and tell them to pack up and head to the campfire and and get ready for the Ole Days! You'll see when you get there!

***Heading out the door I head down the new golden trail, past the painted flowers and the picture covered outhouse up to Bonnie and kneel down beside her...***

Hey Bonnie - you made some real purrty pictures there... Yup, you sure made this place much more...ahhhh... More Colorful! Now, I think you have earned you a break... No, come on, even that there po-coss-ee guy took breaks. Lets head down by the fire for a while... Oh yes there is! Everyone is there... I saw them! Thats it Bonnie... Just leave that there...

***Taking Bonnie's hand, we head down the trail toward the campfire circle and through the trees, you see a golden glow and hear the sound of laughing voices...***

See Bonnie? I told ya they was all there... Hey... Just for ol times sake, how about some Ms Walker? I know you quit, but I just happen to have a bottle or two right her... There you go! Just a sip....

***Bonnie takes a slow sip and you see the glow come into her eyes... A smile spreads across her face and she grips the bottle tighter. Lifting it to his lips for another pull, you can see the weave come back into her walk and her pace increases. Down the trail toward the light...into the light...***

Chloe, being the naive noob that she is, can't understand what language anyone is speaking. Hiding behind a tree, she sees bullet walkin' away, but is too afraid to come out. V spot, G spot, ooh! Keep hearin' about that. Whatever is it? Been awhile, ya know.

She just can't figure out all these numbers, and ohm thingies. All she has is a Bloog and a GoGo, which are awesome, so she thought? Can there possibly be somethin' even better? "What the flippin' flap shall she do?"

 

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Time for another episode of.... Jelly Man Says!

Brought to you by the fine fisherfolks at Kick Bass Vapor - let them "Lure" you in...

Hidey-Ho folks! Jelly Man here, reporting from work (otherwise know as Hell with Florescent Lighting).

Today's topic is The Dumbs!

Yes... The Dumbs... As in, not people that are not of Einsteinian intellect, but those individuals that just do not USE the meatpie between their ears. They CAN think... They just choose not to! You see these people every day - the girl texting at 85mph down the highway... She can use technology... She can pass a written test (hence the driving)... Can communicate in some form... But is she thinking? Well... Maybe about whatever is going on with Billy Joe or Bobby Sue that is Soooo important that it HAS to be typed out before that 2 ton piece of rolling death comes to a stop, but NOT about any of us sharing our paced automotive wonderland with her!

Aaaaahhhh.... Not mentally challenged, just DUMB!

Or that Guy... You know the one... You pull into a gas station and he pulls in right on the other pump aisle and gets out of his 1977 Vega with a USA Gold hanging from his lip and proceeds to put it out with his boot right next to the gas pump. He then pulls out a couple of milk jugs and sets them on the hood of that fine piece of automotive craftmanship tar is still pinging and smoking and starts pumping gasoline into them and pulls out his cel phone and calls Bobby Joe (see previous example). Now, I know that supposedly, that line that a cel phone will ignite gasoline is supposedly a myth... But the fact that he is paying no attention to the pump and has over filled his milk jug and nice nummy, EXPLOSIVE petroleum is running into the smoking engine compartment is NOT a real cerebral moment.

You see... I have no problem with him removing himself from our lovely gene pool, just do not take me with you!

Anyway... He keeps that wreck running, so that shows some basic brain function and he dialed a phone... He also saw the no smoking sign I guess, but was he thinking?

N - O! The Dumbs!

Ok... I guess you get the point here - paying attention to your surroundings & environment and using common since, not astrophysics, is a much more important meter stick to intelligence in my book than any test in the world. Choose to think... That is all there is to it really.

Guess you fine folks can guess the day I have been having... Oh well! I at least have the Honey, Hidey hole fisherfolk to remind me what it is like to be around the Real smart people - we all use the best Joose at the best price anywhere... Period!


Well... Until next time... TGIF! Jelly Man has left the building!

 

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Yeah I was messing with Phorb........I used to listen to that song

Boy am I glad I had KBV radio on to catch that one Jelly Man!

Reminds me of being out on the lake and maybe me and one other boat. Well you start laying into the crappie or bass and out of the whole lake and they have to pull up right next to you!

Next thing you get is "oh did I cross your line?" .............. "no dipstick your reel pushed the button and slung itself over here, and you're boat it just happened to drift the OPPOSITE way the wind is blowing"

Or the ones that catch you on the ramp on your way out and see your stringer "where'd you catch that mess of fish" ...... "right here in this lake"

I'm all about helping out another fisherman and sharing tips but these are the type people hide and watch you with binoculars and when they find your crappie hole forget about it. They'll camp out there and if you do ever get the chance to fish it they'll have it fished out.

Thanks for taking my call Jelly Man, as Big Bass boB says it doesn't matter what color lure you use as long as it's watermelon red, I'll hang up and listen.

<cheesy jingle music plays to the tune of Brick House>

Good afternoon Hidey Hole friends and welcome to KBV radio, the sounds of the old, the new and the..ahem..........well, just sounds. We would like to thank our sponsor kick bass vapor for time on their precious station to provide this new radio show. We also would like to remind our listeners that the opinions and rantings of the hostess are not necessarily those of kick bass vapor and in no way are a reflection of or even close to their views or morals..........ahem.........With this new show, we hope to provide some basic knowledge of different e-cigarette subjects and answer some frequently asked questions. After a three year stint as a vaper and giving up the stinky sticks, I have learned a few things..........ok, a lot of things, that I wish someone would have told me earlier. I would be driving a far nicer car and have more money for shoes.........ahem..........Today's topic is a very frequently asked question.........There are some e-liquids that taste like perfume or chemicals and I do not like them.....why do they taste like that? Well, IFyou have taste buds that are still recovering and you taste that.......that would be low grade or old e-liquid. If you have good taste buds you may be in the "I think I am getting too picky about my e-liquid" group. There is a very easy answer to this FAQ. E-liquid is made of 4 major ingredients. The first we will discuss is Nicotine. Nicotine can be used as a pesticide at low grades. This nicotine is red to brown in color emits a very ominous and recognizable scent. Pharmaceutical grade nicotine, like that used in the nicotine patches is crystal clear and almost odorless. Lower grades of nicotine are "Buzz" producing but also may or may not have clear mg/ml strength as it is not tested for other chemicals or increased TSNAs (this is a 100 thousand dollar word for the by product of nicotine after it is broken down molecularly)Always ask a vendor what grade nicotine they use and ask if it is tested and has a certificate from the testing. Yes, you will not be popular, but you will like your e-liquid better and not waste valuable shoe or mod buying funds. The next major ingredient is PG (propylene glycol). Lots of people say, "It is the same stuff used in theatrical fog machines...................NO.........That grade of PG smells like a chemical bath. It is cheaper, it is the same color and it gives vapor the same but the aftertaste is something close to a inhalation of cleaning fluids in large doses in a closed bathroom.......(Men, you may need another analogy, it is like cleaning your garage floor with ammonia and leaving the garage doors closed) *I added that cause my hubby just learned what that unusually shaped brush under the bathroom sink was for when I had open heart surgery*.........ahem.........ask your vendor if Pharmaceutical grade PG is used. Smell your e-liquids and find if any perfume or chemical smell rises when it is settled, if it does........send it to the porcelain Gods and be not afraid to post for other vapers in the reviews section. YES, you will get flamed but you may save a new vaper money.*Note to self, hide yourself from fan boys of perfumey e-liquids vendors* .........ahem..........Now, onto the subject at hand......the next is VG (vegetable glycerine) This too comes in many grades and can have an odor if it is lower grade or older than it should be. The viscosity (thickness) of the VG is very different among brands. Many DIY folks use Wiltons brand which is for cake decorating and it emits a very sweet and sometimes offensive exhale IMO. Pharm grade VG is always best.
Mod Ho Knowsthis about that but not all about it. One thing Mod Ho does know for sure..........when in doubt............toss it out!

KBV Radio wishes to thank our sponsor Kick Bass Vapor for sponsoring this radio broadcast and supporting safe vaping for all. The opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of Kick Bass Vapor and reflect the hosts opinions only. In addition the host would like to say that there are several good vendors of e-liquids but many that do not pass the "sniff test."

Kick Bass Vapor passes my sniff test and will lure you in....................Kick Bass and take names!

 

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KBV radio brings you Campfire ghost stories from the Hidey Hole

boB walks down the trail from the Jelly Man bike shop after peeking in the window at the drying paint job of the General Lee Huffy. (stayed with pink)........ In the distance he hears the grumble of an ATV and figures it's SmokingBullet .....

As I walk past Auntie M's coffee shop I smell smoke.... not campfire smoke, cigarette smoke...... HMMMM that's ODD. *Thinking to self maybe it Ciego's N.U.T.S. (Nicotine Use Termination System) that are responsible for the odor as his A.N.U.S. (Armageddon Nicotine Use System) had a completely different odor.

Hears the rumble again and catches something out of corner of his eye down on the dock through the mist...... looks like the ghost of a pirate that once docked at the Hidey Hole............. hears him speaking of gold

OMG (not the joose) he may start digging and find bonniegirls gold PVs! "Bullet quick I need a lift! Mvgratz! Morfeeus! guard bonniegirls stump, I'll BRB!"..............................

Now where is boB goin in such a hurry , smells like his pants are on fire ! Hes running to the dock , think I should check this out .
Following boB to the dock what do I see? Hmmm , it looks like a pirate , only kinda transparent, he seems to be saying something but boB doesnt seem to hear him .
Hey bob can u hear him for petes sake it is plain and clear, he is saying he wants his gold !!
boB wheres his gold?
Heck I dont know nothin about no gold . So Johnny the Pirate where did u put it ? U buried it here in the hidey hole?
boB answer the nice old pirate , what u mean u cant hear him ffs??????

Well anyway time for me to mosy on , I hope you find what u is looking for Johnny the Pirate , u is looking kinda thin now and fading .

***Jelly Man is putting the finishing touches on the General Lee Huffy (in pink) for boB and decide it is time to call it a night... From outside, I here the sound of SmokingBullet on her ATV and boB hollering. I wonder out the garage doors and go to find out what is going on and see boB yelling and waving as he runs to Bullet. Mini comes out of the coffee bait & tackle shop and heads toward the dock. Following her gaze, I see a shadowy figure on the dock and on the breeze, an strange voice calls out - "Were's me gold??? Me Gold???". As I walk closer, I notice the figure does not appear solid... almost vapor like... A long trail of mist seems to drift from the figure as he prowls the dock in a jerk limp; almost like he has a bad leg or something. I draw near the shore of Lake Fishigan and the figure becomes clearer - a faint glow seems to come from the strange person on the dock and the smell of burning... burning tobacco...

Closer I come to this strange apparition and the ghostly voice continues its cry for "Gold... Me gold!". I call out to try and identify the person and the figure turns toward me... as the empty eyes come to rest upon me, I feel a chill run up my spine - every nerve tells me this thing is not of this earth. The cold of the grave seeps from this specter, freezing my blood in my veins. My every base instinct screams to run... flee from this image of death searching for some lost treasure, but I overcome my fear and move down the dock toward the spirit that has come to our beloved Hidey honey fishing hole, extending my hand...***

Spirit... What is it you seek here? What can we do to help you find piece?

*** As I draw near, the ghost stops its wailing call for Gold and stares at me with a evil gleam in its hollow eyes... The smell of burning tobacco grows stronger with every step and as I come within arms reach of this thing form beyond, it turns from me with a ghastly laugh and disappears with a billow of fowl smoke, leaving me on the dock in a stupor of fear and cold sweat. Down the dock comes more of our hidey holers... There is Wolfatthedoor, fur on his back standing on end, growling... HyOnLyph is whispering a prayer as he comes fast in his tracks....***

Preacher, Wolfie... we have a problem! The hidey hole seems to have a spirit and he wants something!

Feeling relieved with the presence of preacherman Hy and a few 4 ounce bottles of joose figures we can use as makeshift holy water if needed looks across Lake Fishigan................it looks as frigid as Vape Placid (a VERY authentic menthol vape BTW) "it's to warm out this evening for that steam and mist that is definitely unearthly"

sees Medic, Trishalla, Chloe Bruissard (the cat's ...), atchungbaby, and Janet as pale as the White Wabbit (new flavor) cautiously heading towards the dock along with a few others to see WTF (not the joose) the fuss is about. ......... "ladies there was a a pirate......a ghost....... a something that blew through here like a Texas tumble weed!

"hide your gold PV's mini said he was talking about gold........ I couldn't hear him but I could see him" ........ "he had one of those strings with a little patch that covers your........... eye, yeah your eye (pirate ghost in a thong not right), and I think he believes we all stole his gold from what mini says" ...... That darn bonniegirl singing about the yellow brick road summoned him I know it!"

......... "I think there's enough juice (not joose) in the battery of the boat I can run the trolling motor around and see what's going on" ............ "where's Bigmike? I need someone to go with me?"

*gets in the boat and figures he's safe with a few bottles of OMG (the joose) for now.................................

“Jump on” Bullet yells at boB…he turns to see Bullet racing towards him driving her ATV like she stole it…gravel and dust flying every which way…..”jump on…now!” boB reaches for the grab bar and hurdles himself onto the back of Bullets bike…they ride off leaving a dust cloud…..as the dust seems to settle the smoke still raising from the lake…a figure….a spirit….deeply howling…”give me me gold….me gold…where’s me gold…..”

*tells Bullet to stop! As he spots the figure again*

"boB! boB!' yells mini "try talking to him! I can hear him but you can't" ........ *I hit the Turbo which casts a light into an eye as dead as a sharks, the other covered by what looks like Ciego's KBV thong (even has a skid mark)!* Spotted in his hand is a rolled up paper that looks like a map (not a tank).................... "what do you want with us here at the Hidey Hole?" I ask..........

" I spend me last 10 years following me map (not tank) and it lead me to this here place.... me was robbed by another pirate many years ago of me gold he was found dead from smoking ye tobacco with this map which is mark with an X by what looks like a hollow tree"

..............................

Hey you…yeah you, creepy, sleazy Keith Richards Captain Teague look alike…gimme that map of yours…Bullet takes the map from his wet, slimy crusty barnacle covered hand…yuck, she wipes her hands on her leather pants….”man…you really smell bad dude, we gotta do something about it”. She unrolls the map as the mysterious phantom glares down at Bullet, mumbling to himself; who is this female dressed in black leather on a contraption able to travel the speed of several horses?

“Mr. Davy Jones or whatever your name is, have a seat, calm down and quit your .....in…we don’t take kindly to.... whatever you may be... who go scaring or threatening folks at the hidey hole. You need to settle down before the folk around here come at you with torches and pitch forks in hand ready to douse you with bad smelling fake vape juice. Now you just sit yourself down here next to me…ahhh…not too close cause you stink…but make yourself comfortable and tell me exactly what yer lookin fer.”

The phantoms vapors slowly cruse towards Bullet and takes form next to her on the stump by the water.
“Okay, lets see whats ya got here….they call me Bullet, ya gotta a name?”….

Bullet turns to look at the phantom and sees a gentle smile come across his so called face, his eyes of glowing yellow begin to turn a soft green and a gentleness comes to his form…..

“You’re not as scary as ya look whatever yer name is…but we can’t let everyone know about ya otherwise yer gonna scare some people around here, specially Bonniegirl. What am I gonna do with you for now?”

Bullet looks at him with a smile, takes a deep breath….”man you stink…I really have to do something about it”……

Kate the subject around here is whatever we're talking about ATM and we can be ODD Thanks for taking the time to post and give us feedback. I'm real busy and don't want to be short with you but Welcome to the Hidey Hole! Here we listen to KBV radio which features segments of Jelly Man Says, a Mod HO Knows, as well asconfessions of a joose horder

The Hidey Hole is a fun place and we hope you feel at home here. Last night we sat around the campfire and told ghost stories you never know what you're in for here but everyone is welcome and we have a good time!

***rides off on pink Huffy (bike) mumbling something about ready to launch (prolly not a spaceship)***

You should work on a MOD for your huffy, connect a Gooseneck right to the handlebars and vape as you ride-Bet it could be done : )

Thanks Chris, Missy just mixed your order and she said "I know Chris wanted to try Joosy Froot" ; -). Lots left to do, I wanna link all the video reviews, Auntie M's PV custom cases, the Box mods, the KBV facebook page and some other things. Oh and the tuner for Station 69 KBV radio isn't installed yet




EDIT Chris!!! Juicy???? Come on man....this is KBV Joosy Froot!

Sorry I don't have time to read. We are making progress on the pile of orders we woke up to this morning. I am going to work with shipworks to start shipping some soon, if all goes well it will automatically send you delivery confirmation as well as update your account status where you can log in to track it. I'm having a bit of a problem integrating the thermo label printer with the program and scale.

Worst case is joose orders placed through the site will begin shipping shortly and I will have to manually take a few extra steps until I get everything fully integrated and your notices may be delayed a bit, but the joose orders from the site will start shipping today! We feel we can maintain a 48 hour turn around for now. We'll announce if we have to extend that and worst case there is if we can't keep up with demand we hire some help to allow me to mix full time. If that happens and we fall too far behind we will toggle the store into catalog mode while we catch up. We don't anticipate this but I want to keep everyone up to date on exactly what is taking place.

The joose is on the loose!

*plugs the tuner back into station 69 hoping to catch a segment of Jelly Man Says, a MOD HO Knows, or Confessions of a Joose Hoarder*

test test............test, one , two.........test test

This has been a vapergency test of the KBV Broadcasting station

Due to an ECF error............more specifically, "Your submission could not be accepted as your token has expired" after a wall of text..............KBV radio will present "The Mod Ho Knows" in it's entirety today as a rebroadcast. Sorry, no call in questions as this is a taped rebroadcast.

OMG I hate error messages.................pass the xanax please.

<cheesy jingly music to the *almost close* tune of "I was Born this Way." *Well, I do want to be current and updated and hip and cool and it is hip to be cool.>

Good Evening *Yeah that was last night* Fisherfolk at the Hidey Hole in Fishigan U. S of A. and welcome to KBV radio.........the sounds of the old *me*, the new........ahem.....*well, there are a LOT of them* and the sounds of ...........cough...........ahem........well...........just sound.
My name is Bonniegirl and I am your hostest for the "Mod Ho Knows." Admittedly, I do not know everything about anything but a little about a whole lot and vaping is one of the things I know a bit more than a little but not everything about. I share what I know for sure after vaping for three years in the hopes of saving a few dollars or internet search time.
Todays' topic is "The electronic cigarette as a fashion accessory." Recently I attended a formal wedding and in attendance were two people using a PV. I was one and the other was a lovely woman with a pretty face *Yeah, that is PC for she was overweight.......don't LOL, that is what ya'll say when someone is dressed up for an occasion and is .......ahem.........well.........uhhhmmm, larger than average in the weight department and is a woman.*...........Well, she had chosen a lovely emerald green gown with silver shoes and jewelery. Her PV was a pink eGo! OMG! Fellow vapers, remember, your PV is an accessory to your outfit. It is part of the total look! While stylists today find that black shoes with a brown suite are quite acceptable and "updated" This mod ho feels that is fashion faux pau at it's best. I, on the other hand had worn a violet gown with black stilettos, silver purse and black opera gloves. While I am a devotee of the Chuck, using my Chuck would have committed fashion suicide. This occasion called for a lovely gloss black penstyle 801 to complete the look. Another instance would be the motorcycle enthusiast..........a "biker dude" so to say. He may be choosing a nicely made leather jacket with orange graphics or denim and leather. Using a pink eGo (unless a woman) or a puny stock 510 with a puny 510 atty may have lackluster appeal to the style masses. An occasion such as this calls for a sturdy Chuck, a fine box mod or a satin black finished tube mod.
Every fashion statement can be made more stylish by the use of a proper accessorized PV. For this reason, and this reason only, *OK, excuse could be replaced for the word reason* This Mod Ho Knows For Sure.........*ok, I stole that one from Oprah, she can afford it* That a well dressed man or woman must be mindful of the color, size, occasion of the use of the PV prior to using it. When using gold accessories NEVER use a silver PV, this is a horrid........simply horrid fashion faux pas. Never mix metals unless one is visiting a club or has mixed metals in the dress or shoes. Men, when dressed nicely in business attire must bear in mind that a finely tailored brown suite and a silk tie and well tailored dress shirt with gold cuff links may well ruin the stylish look by accessorizing with a glossy black PV. This style choice would be better suited to a slim, fashionable gold PV or a wooden look available in most stock batteries such as 801, 901 and 510. For those concerned with battery life, remember, every well made suite has an inner pocket to fit a long life battery mod and all restrooms are a good place to break those out. When making a fashion statement and "turning heads" fashion choices remember this.........
It is better to look good than to bow to the battery
A good Mod Ho always has at least 5 Pvs. One for formal wear (I recommend two, one in silver and one in gloss black) one for casual wear which bears in mind the color and texture of the fabrics worn, one for beach and cruisewear which has fun and flirty colors...... always bearing in mind that a green bikini may not be as attractive with a pink PV unless of course pink is used as an accent color in the bathing suit cover-up or jewelery. One would also need an office appropriate PV of their choosing based on occupation and clothing and an at home PV which is a favorite and feels warm and cozy and comfortable and can accent your personality *if you are a nudist* or your favorite lounging clothes always bearing in mind that company may arrive and being prepared for a once over by nosey neighbors.
A PV is much like a good handbag or briefcase. It can accentuate the style of the owner or draw too much attention away from the style. Remember to be aware of the statement your Pv is making for you.

A special thank you to our sponsor Kick bass Vapor where quality, excellence in customer service and price point will reel you in. Kick Bass Vapor, the best e-liquid and a fashion statement all it's own. When you are sporting KBV joose it is much like using a good Chanel bag..........all will take notice and be pea green with envy. Be the talk of your next social event and take KBV e-liquid along. Kick Bass and take names!

<Cheesy jingle music plays to the *almost* tune of "You are wonderful tonight">

*Bonniegirl awakens to the sounds of pounding and sawing and it crashes through her head. The Ms Walker given to her by Jelly man has made a mockery of her and has made her brain spaghettiized and mush a mush. She is sweating and her heart is pounding and her stomach is doing flip flops and a few backstrokes. She has become acutely aware that the Ms Walker is cursed and can not be trusted to be her confidante anymore. The Ms Walker had deceived her and made her believe she was her friend and it was obvious as the mole with wires on her face that Ms Walker was the devil herself! There would be no taste of "the snake that bit" her, no fondness had formed for her old friend. The friendship was OVER and Bonniegirl is madder than a fat boy in the ice cream line that finds out the last ice cream just got sold. She was madder than a hornet, madder than a rabid dog, madder than vapers get when USPS does not update tracking, madder than a..........well.........she is just plain daggone mad! She is not mad at that slow poke Kentucky boy, he had tried the only thing he knew would control her. She was mad at God! He had given up on her, let her down, threw her out of the flock, left her out of the fish fry, forgot her bread, God had left her with a crazy head ache, a yucky stomach and worse..........the chills! This would be called the DTs (NO NOT the drip tip). Bonniegirl turned on KBV radio to check the weather as if it mattered. She was INDISPOSED! Out of the game, on the bench, picked last at recess, done, kaputski, finito, DONE. KBV radio had some crazy woman calling herself a mod ho and a show about jelly...........no it was by Jelly man..........and a lot of commercials for KBV joose and her net was full and her stomach could not take the ramblings of some crazy woman sayin your clothes needed to match your PV or a man ranting on and on about dumb people..........she turned the radio off and her mind returned to the sawing and the pounding. She looked out her window and no work was being done. Could it be that the work was being done in her brain? The Ms Walker had the devil hisself in her and she was no in Bonniegirl and it horrified her. As usual, she speaks to herself aloud in a mumbling sorta way.............*

Eyes gots to git to dat Preacherman an get me an exercisin. I gots the evil spirits in me head an dey ain't a leavin.

*Bonniegirl stuffs her bosom with the necessities of the day, tissues, jooses (just 12 bottles, she is travelling light today what with the demons in her an all) 4 PVs, batteries, 4 cartos (801 of course) and a chapstick (cherry , just in case Katy shows up and wants a kiss). She heads out the door toward the Preacherman and the booing and hooing commence without warning because after all, she is possessed with the Ms Walker and she is frightened and hopes the preacherman will not make her head spin like that movie she watched with that Linda Blair girl.*

Dis cheer bees a bad day in da hiney hole. Dis cheer bees a sad sad day fer all uf da world an all cause a woman cin die frem dis cheer deezeeze and dis cheer treatinin.


Pass the popcorn, It has been a long time since I have seen the Exorcist.

New Game

You are poorly accessorized if .................

You are a banker in an Armani suit and pull out your Carlos juice box with an anarchy symbol on it that says down with the establishment and vape it in the lobby.

You are poorly accessorized if...

You are serving tea at the Church social, wearing a lovely pink frock and matching gloves, and start vaping your Maxi roughstack.

You are poorly accessorized if...

You hop on your bike to go to the spring meeting of your riding group and half way through, your batts die. You dig into your pockets for the spare PV and pull out the metallic green ego that horribly clashes with your black leather w/ silver skulls riding jacket.... Sigh... True story!

Alright calling it a night. Glad you got a laugh chimney, it's the truth

KBV radio will discuss PVs with 10 second cut off for those of us that Sleep Around without them it's kinda like explaining a hickey on your neck only it's on your

Stay tuned to KBV radio for up to date news Station 69 for you new Hidey Hole friends


*rides off on the pink General Huffy Lee past the unfinished sauna honks Pee Wee Herman horn hoping to arouse (not excite) Ciego*....................

Morning yssiM and all you other fine folks! Glad you got to sleek in a bit...

Hope everyone is doing well around the Hidey hole today, reved up and ready for the weekend.

Been hard at work on boB's pink General Lee Huffy Chopper, hoping to have some picks to post of it this weekend.

Well... Back to the bike shop!

Well boB... Did not turn out as a chopper on this one - saving that for the next one, which is more of a street machine. This here custom is for running the trails of the hide hole. Choppers don't handle the mud well... But the paint and the raccoon tail are dry and waiting for ya.

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Ok already... I was trying to keep it aerodynamic, but you want a basket, you'll get a basket!

Aerodynamic? On some of these trails around here? If someone has an emergency joose need I'll just holler at SmoketBullet and have her grab me on the ATV. If you're reworking it go all out and put a pink fiberglass trunk on the darn thing, I'll write it off on taxes!

The chopper will have all that, but I did find a basket (really hope that little girl does not miss it on her bike).

This will keep ya going for now...

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Agreed 100% The Caramel capp I vape over 50% of the time, it's not as dark as Auntie M's but I've ran it in a 3ohm Boge carto for over 2 weeks, I could have kept using it but thought I should probably toss it due to sanitary reasons.


Agreed again and thank you guys. Once you burn a wick or filler IMO the burnt taste is there to stay. You can salvage an atty by dewicking it but cartos are toast.


KBV radio staion 69 should be broadcasting tonight but I haven't seen the DJs, I may have to take over the mic for a bit again to cover. I'm thinking in honor of bonniegirl we do a segment called Don't laugh Y'all have done it Lines are now open for calls

 

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<cheesy jingle music plays to the *almost* tune of "Hot Stuff"..........*OK, I am old as dirt*>

Good Evening Hidey hole friends and welcome to KBV radio, the sounds of the old, the new and the......ahem............well, plenty of just plain SOUND! Today we will discuss proper care of mods as many vapers have been accused and even repented their sinfulness of poor care or even abuse of their beloved mods and PVs. A mod is a precious gift from above and as all gifts from above that are "Delivered"...........one must name these lil treasures. It will give the mod a good "EGO" and allow it to feel more powerful and strong and with a name comes a parent. You, my friendly and lovely hidey hole friends, are parents to these helpless youngins and must care for them properly. The name must be fitting and of course have some familial or personal reference. For those who practice Judaism, take care to only name your child after a deceased family member..........ahem.........the rest of us heathens can run amuck with naming. I personally own Sir Charles, Princess penelopee pee, Her Royal Princess Diana De Darlin, Her royal Highness Elizabeth Taylor has been adopted out to mianker and her ultrasound has been sent as she goes through delivery............perhaps she will post for all to see..........ahem..........NEXT, all new mods must be bathed. NO, not in your shower or bathtub or even Ciegos sauna thingy. A good alcohol wipe and a nice alcohol swab with a Q-Tip in and around the connector works wonders and should be a daily routine. I f the mod is mechanical, a good cleaning of the contacts should be done on a weekly basis or more frequently if you are a drip...........cough.........a dripper. In addition to the bathing we must assure that all connections are secure with an eyeball inspection and that the endcaps *if it has any* are swiped with some noalox to keep the threads smooth and the turning easier. Do not place Noalox on the atty area as it has a ..........ahem..........well, it tastes like ...........well it is not tasty and could cause vomiting. A well cared for mod always has a special place for storage..........a nice well made case, a box with foam, or a sturdy fireproof box would suffice. If there is no room in the fireproof box for the mods, perhaps removing some of the old dusty photos of your great Aunt is in order. You remember what she looked like anyway and the mods are irreplaceable. Put old photos on a disc and put them in a safety deposit box, it is not like you will say one night at dinner "Hey, let's get great Aunt Margarets' picture out and look at it." You will say "hey, I feel like vaping my Chuck tonight," though. Place the most frequently used mods closer to the front and allow for easy access and prevent cursing in front of the kids. *God knows my son learned the F word because Sir Charles was not where I left him and I NEEDED him NOW!.............sigh............memories. *NOT Great Aunt Margaret, the day I got my first Big Girl mod, Sir Charles. Oh, the pictures we took on that day and how proud we all were. *OK, I was proud, the rest of the family and the postman were.........well...........they were relieved it was over.*..............I must add another note in care of the mods........and this thing "THE MOD HO KNOWS for sure. Many fine vendors do not mark their atomizers and cartos and many a good atty or mod has been hurt or even killed by using improper attys on the wrong hardware. NEVER run an LR atty on anything above 3.7 volts and never ever run a mod if the tube is hot. If the tube or box or PV becomes extremely hot it is a warning that something is wrong. Immediately remove the atty or carto or batteries and inspect and when in doubt ask an electrician or modder for help. Just because you are a vaper and now own *and even know what a* mutimeter is, does not qualify you as an electrical engineer and give you the authority to take a solder gun and a nice metal screwdriver to a precious mod and attempt a home fix...........not that the mod ho has done any of that..............I have HEARD of people doing that............ahem............remember, like a car needs a tune-up, so do your mods. Proper care will lengthen the working time and make them a proud addition to your family.

Mod Ho would like to thank our sponsor Kick bass Vapor......the best Eliquid to feed your new delivery at the best price..............and, service beyond compare.........Kick Bass Vapor, let them lure you in. We are kicking bass and taking names.

<cheesy jingle music plays but is interrupted by a loud crash in the radio station........."YOUR TOKEN HAS EXPIRED????????........................WTF is that?

 

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I'll look and see. I've been to busy and still trying to figure out the admin and inventory to actually read them all I did notice there are a bunch already

I know, I was kinda pointing out the fact that in general sites have the ability to approve or block reviews as they please so you can kinda take them with a grain of salt although by looking at the few I saw, the people that wrote them, and their ordering history they are doing honest reviews.

Welcome to the Hidey Hole BTW, pull up a stump and tune into KBV radio I think I missed a Mod Ho Knows segment on KBV radio station 69 being the owner has it's advantages I have it recorded and can replay it

This is a good place to start. KBV does not give out free liquid to people to review despite daily requests. Every review done was by people who loved the joose enough they took it upon themselves to spread the word.

Hence the Don't laugh Y'all have done it which will soon be a featured segment on KBV radio

Yes let's welcome back the thong wearing KBV buttcheek tattoo sporting Ciego!

There has been a bad run of cartos lately I have noticed, I will stand by I've vaped Caramel Capp @5V on a Boge carto for 2 weeks exclusively before. Some of these cartos lately the filler seems differrent in and I know for a fact the resistance shoots up to over 4ohms from 3 in a day or 2. Hopefully this bad run is almost out of the system but I got stuck with 100 I was going to list on the site but will not pass then on to KBV customers. I can vape them but they only last me 2 days.

KBV has the new dual coil cartos on the way and may have them in stock late next week. We will have the new Mega clear tube ones We will look at pricing and price them as competitively as possible and feel we will be inline with everyone .


I'll BB after replaying a Mod Ho Knows, I'll see what's next on the programming schedule. In the meantime phone lines are open for Don't laugh Y'all have done it

LMFAO!! Oh my GOD that was great! I literally busted out laughing as I was on my laptop reading that with my wife asleep next to me. I was then UNpolitely told to shut the **** up! (Oh well, it's marriage!)
I was laughing because one day I woke up ontop of my PV and a bottle of Krispy and an oil slicky looking stain under me. My wife then threw in "Ahaaaa....YOU CHEATER! So THAT'S why I haven't been cuddled with lately!"
There's nothing worse then rolling over in your sleep onto your PV button and having your nipples AWOKEN to SIX VOLTS OF HEAT coming out of your atty! Yikes! {{{SHIVERS}}} (I still have no feeling in my left nipple)

Morning Hidey Hole ,
So we have a new edition for the KBV Radio this morning,

Donca Just Love

The view of the lake in the morning as the mist rises and the sun comes up ?
The softness of a tiny kitten or puppy and its loving eyes staring up at you?
The sound of a good song on the radio driving down a country road at dusk?
The site of a grown man riding a little pink huffy peddling for all hes worth with a basket full of KBV joose?
The smell of fresh coffee and home made crumb doughnuts coming from the coffee shop
Sittin by the campfire for the first vape of the day
A wolf that will wander up to you for a pet and likes belly rubs
Now if we could just shut up all those frogs and crickets at night this place would be perfect

Dontcha just LOVE new babies being delivered?

This is Minankers' new one in delivery

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This is Her Royal Highness Princess Elizabeth Taylor because she is the same color as Ms Taylors' eyes!

These babies need a name ya'll! (that was for our Texan.....cause ya don't mess with Texas!)

Good morning Miss Bonnie~ You're inbox is full!!
Does picturing boB standing up on the pink huffy delivering joose just tickle your ribs or what?

Bonniedear, since I received the ultrasound image I have been so BUSY preparing the nursery. Her Royal Highness Princess Elizabeth Taylor will be sharing a velvet lined wooden "crib" adorned with silver flowers with her soon to be "new beau" Count Sir Vapeula (who is currently visiting Jeff for the "special care" you mentioned recently on KBV radio). Jeff was very understanding when I explained how the switch segment just came totally apart (cough....cough...cough) unscrewing itself.........such a bad boy he was, I did give him a talkin to and I KNOW he won't repeat the self abuse in the future. Especially since he will have Princess Elizabeth to impress!!!

BTW...I second the request for you do do some cleaning......in your inbox area.

mianker, we'll have to schedule you on an upcoming segment of a Mod Ho Knows on KBV radio station 69 I can't imagine the anxiety of expecting like that brings, you're in our thoughts during this time for a full term healthy carry


Orders up through 107 are processed, you should have shipping info and your account status should be updated. We'll get a few more in today and then the PO will have us call it quits. If you don't receive shipping today your order will ship Monday. We're playing catch up on paypal orders and some of them should start showing shipping info soon as well

That sounds lovely! What a good momma you are!



Howdy Ho to al you hidey holers...Try to say that 5 times fast Hope y'all are having a fantabulous day

I'll hook one of these vacant RVs to my pink John Deere tractor for ya and pull it down to the end of the driveway so you can camp out WAIT!! There are no vacant RVs and 100 more are being delivered Monday for all the new Hidey Hole fisher folks at Lake Fishigan US of A due to the new site! I got a tent somewhere you can use?

*Bonniegirl is walking back from Preacherman Hy's cabin and attempting to remember what he had said, there were a lot of words for her brain to swallow, digest and excrete and she was not one for eating ........food or her words. These words were really hard to digest and she visioned herself just buying words like those folks on the wheel of fortune, although she still could not for the life of her imagine why someone would need to take good hard cash and buy a bowel. That "Kentucky Gentleman?" PPpffftttt, she thought. This was all his fault, he had temped and tormented and encouraged and nearly forced the Ms. Walker on her and she was not about to take the blame for this situation. She was the victim here, the broken, the done wrong, the hurt one! Why, she was so angry to think that that slow poke Kentucky boy was scott free from the blame in the Preachermans' eyes and therefore Gods'.....cause after all, he was the Preacherman. Bonniegirl is rubbing her palms together to assist in the digestion and the figuring of what to do and had a hankerin for the Ms Walker so bad it hurt. She speaks to herself to validate her thoughts and make sure she is thinking it and as usual, it is aloud...........*

If'n I had a finger er two uh dat Ms Walker I bees a thenkin gooder an all........an dis cheer shakeyin woula stoppin an all......dat dare Preachyman bees wrong on dis cheer thang fer shure. he knowed dat dat dare Jelly man done me wronged an all.......he knowed dat nobunny done tolt me dat mah paintinin was dah best dey sawed an all an dat dat dare outhousin bees pertyer dan it eber did an dat dat sangn were a nahce thang roun dis cheer quietin place......Imma gonna go an dip me a lahn in dat dare lake an catch me a good un an set a spell alonein an all an git tah thenkin whats dis cheer prolem bees

*Bonniegirl arrives at the lake front on the grassy and mossy area filled with tree roots humping up and down and over and under and twisting like the threads of a knitter with a kitten. She sits and fiddles with a lure kept on the line for just such ocassions and drops the line with a good caste about 10 feet from shore and speaks aloud to the trees and the birds and the sky and maybe herself*

Dis cheer bees the bestest place on dis earf. Dis cheer bees mah home. Why dis cheer lakin waters prolly bees flowin een mah bains lahk blood bees een dem udder folks

*Bonniegirl gets a startling bite that tugs and fights her with the might of a mighty fish and she tugs and pulls and yanks and curses and regrets not taking that used reel from that dim witted "Kentucky Gentleman" when he upgraded to a Zebcco but she wrestles the "BIG ONE" with her Penn reel and does her best to keep ahead of the drag*

Dis cheer bees duh biggyest fish ah eber did catched

*As the "fish" comes to the surface and sweat ran like a faucet over Bonniegirls' brow and down her wirey haired mole and over her chin that resembled an .... and into the line of her zipper on her chest and down into the abyss of her bosom, moistening all of the joose labels and causing an unusual itchiness and crawling feeling *Don't LOL, Ya'll have had that feeling down your back or the crack of your .... or you ain't never done no work*..........The fish was an eel and it was as spunky and feisty as Bonniegirl*

Go on an twist yerself up lahk dat, Imma gonna skint ya an cook ya up fer supper wid sum beans an ya will bees dah bestest supper in dah hidey hole

*It seems that life does have it's twists and turns and choosing to fish may have had more than supper as a benefit.........almost*

Hey dare ya rotten thang what dis cheer bout?

*The eel wrapped around the line and slapped her face with it's hind end , rpped the line and slithered away but before it did it splashed the mucky waters at the lake edge up and onto Bonniegirls face, arms, flowered housedress and into her hair and curlers and of course, the booing and hooing commenced*

Oh Boo and Hoo and sob and sluck and sluther and why me oh dear Lord, why does I has tah be dah one ebery timin an all?

Pass the popcorn please.............God knows what she will "catch" next

*boB hears the splashin and commotion down by the lake and runs for the pink General Huffy Lee* mumbling to self "it's chilly today do they think there are in the Polar bear club or what swimming on a day like this.......... I better swing by Auntie M's and grab a few of those KBV embroidered beach towels to warm them up and I'll stoke the fire when I get back" "Hey M........WTF (not the joose) were you thinking? White towels for theHidey Hole? Yeah I had sand brough in for the beach but I can't near afford a dog gone laundry mat aroung the place to be washing these things"


*Auntie M goes on to explain how she anticipated the Sauna being built by Ciego which kinda made some sense* "Well hell bells M everyone decided to go swimmin today it sounds like by all the splashin down at Lake Fishigan" ........... "boB I think bonnie may have just fallen in I just saw her pass by the sewing and coffee shop with a fishing pole in her hand not more than 20 minutes ago"

............ "SOB! (prolly never be a KBV joose) was anyone with her? Did she have a bottle in her hand?" ........... "boB you know the woman she's always toting so much stuff with her she even fills her bossom to carry it all how would I know?" *without a word jumps back on the pink bike and is off with a flash (okay that was exaggerated) coasts down the trail and can't help but notice the beauty of the .....


willows this time of year(or any time for that matter)................... sees bonnie down past the dock all coiled up like a snake and starts to hear the booing and hooing from afar* Bonnie did you fall in?" ........ thinks he hears "feels" and is scared bonnie hurt herself by tripping over a root............. ariving on the scene he finds bonnie wet and grabs a fresh KBV embroidered towel out of the basket of the pink huffy*

"Bonnie I heard ya and I knows ya "feels" bad and all but I can't have ya drowning yourself here at Lake Fishigan" .... hears bonnie talking about an eel or something and figures she's plastered again so ignores it" "I mean it! I'm making you ride in the basket back up to the fire to get you warmed up and I sent vapor signals to the preacherman and he's on his way" ....... is glad he paid the Jelly man extra for the steel reinforcements anticipating heavy package delivery*


...... noticing the huge difference in the way he can breathe now since being off the smokes for so long starts pedaling up the hill and towards the fire... sees a huge group of people gathered round the campfire at the Hidey Hole fire a blazing......... "Guys, no one heard Bonnie jump in the lake? We have to keep an eye on her I think she tried drowning herself!" ....... is thankful there is such a large group now and figures Bonnie is safe for the time being........ rides off to finish the sound system hoping to have it ready for Saturday night Hidey Hole Campfire Ghost stoires to broadcast...........................

personally....I do NOT like the "LIKE"


just sayin.................I DO like the posts.....................I do not like the liking part of the posts

ahem................nm

***Jelly Man hearing the sounds of a mighty fish fight coming from the lake, dropping his tools, he runs out of the garage and the V2 General Lee Huffy he was working on for boB is forgotten - cannot miss a fight like this one by the sound of it. Across the trail, tucked away by a big willow, BonnieGirl has her rod bent fighting a real monster. Water is splashing high into the air as the eel that Bonnie has hooked breaks to water, almost to the shore. With on last desperate tug, the eel launches itself into the air - soaking Bonnie and breaking the line at the same time. I wet and bedraggled BonnieGirl gets a parting eel rear slap in the face for good measure and the eel and her lure are gone.

The booing & hooing commences with all the usual zeal... Tears flowing and the never ending supply of tissue from her bra coming out to sop up her sorrow. Dripping wet, she stand on the shore of our beloved Lake Fishigan U S of A... mumbling about the gentleman and the cruelty of it all...***

Bonnie - you OK? Its your Jelly Man? no, no... I am NOT trying to force no Ms Walker on you... Bonnie I am sorry, but you was going of your rocker with the avoiding Ms Walker and we had to do something! You do not want to get sent back to that Betty Ferd place again do you? You were acting 100% N-U-T-Z and not my joose either!

***Slowly edging closer to the weeping BonnieGirl who closely resembles a trapped critter, read to bolt. Got to get her away from the water before she pulls a Ciego!***

Bonnie - why don't we walk over to the camp fire and have a set and talk? Come on Bonnie...

***reaching out my hand, Bonnie looks as if it were a snake about to bite her - Yanking away, she back paddles and goes head first into the lake. Splashing and bobbing, screaming and booing & hooing the whole time scream that Jelly Man is trying to kill her! I yell for help and grab one of Ciego's lost blow up friends to toss in so she does not drown.

Threw the shrubs, boB & yssiM come running with Wolfatthedoor and the preacher man fast behind them to the seen of Bonnie grasping a blowup doll in the lake...***

Pass the popcorn folks and join the story!

And now folks back to our regularly scheduled programming after that word from our sponsor..............."Prop-Vege-glyciwash!" And our new segment "Tips and Tricks from your hostess Bullet on KBV radio.

Folks at the Hidey Hole in Fishigan U. S. Of A. welcome back to KBV radio channel 69.69 on your dial................the sounds of the old, the new and well.......just sounds..............stay tuned for another episode of "The Mod Ho Knows" in the top of the next hour or maybe the hour after that...........*ahem.........a girl needs her beauty sleep and a siesta is medicinal.....cough*........And now a word from wendy the weather girl..............*She is certainly not a meteorologist but she is DD and looks real good and well.........the personnel director liked her a LOT!.........his pants also got very tight! FFS.........UGH.........mad men!*


Well Hello Dolly.........ahem.............fisherfolk......It is a fine day here at the Hidey Hole with a mean temperature of 60 degrees with winds from a .......uhmmm........ahem......well, they are coming from the direction of the outhouse..........I think it is the south.no, that is North...........well, there is a wind and it is blowing the flag outside about half way up ............and ....ahem..........(Whispers to sound man........*Psssst ....When, is the REAL weather girl coming?*.......ahem..........now the five day forecast............Monday............ahem......well, I am feeling my bones aching so there is sure to be some kind of rain in the air............and the rest of the week?..........well, it looks like it will be.............well, it is gonna .......cough.......well we will have some weather, that is for sure.....ahem...........Thanks for tuning in to KBV radio for the most up to date weather and fishing forecasts this side of the ..............ahem..........well, around these parts.

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<cheesy jingle music to Here we go round the ..... willow bush and Pop goes the possum in a medley>

Stay tuned to KBV radio...............Kick bass Radio..........the radio sounds for fisherfolks and joose hounds alike..........fill your net with some!

While the KBV site is down for inventory and a call to the processor for a higher limit (dealing with the game warden again) we'll be doing some R&D and feel we have a cinnamon to start with.

I plan to reopen with an option that will allow you to choose your "Bait A" sample from the 2-3 we usually have running in case cinnamon isn't your thing. We also have 2 names we have in mind for the KBV cinnamon flavor one being Red Snapper and the other Hot Springs feel free to listen to suggestions on KBV radio station 69.69 on your dial or phone in suggestions to the station at 1-800-KBV-6969

The owner and operator of KBV radio has been very busy but is in desperate need of a real weather woman as fishing requires the utmost of weather watching and forecasting to prevent fisherfolk from drowning in bad seas and also the tides are affected by weather conditions. Bee Oh Bee, the owner, sits at his desk with his trusty 5 volt box mod and a joye LR atty filled with caramel cap and vapes clouds and asks each interviewee many questions about weather, tides and fishing as he believed they needed a proper knowledge of the Hidey Holers needs......"Customers first," he always says.
There were many applicants, old, young, rotund, robust but none seemed to "fit" the job just right. The last to be interviewed was Nancy R Foxey. She was blonde with blue eyes and had a ......ahem.........hourglass figure which Bob said "would look good on the radio!" *Man is he overworked!* She walked well in her stilettos and had a slightly shy like southern accent and batted her eyelashes like a tourettes patient. Her lipstick was blood red and her nails were impeccable. This is the dialogue heard of that interview
Bob: Hello, what is your name
Nancy: My name is Nancy
Bob: Do you have experience?
Nancy: Well, that is kind of personal, but yes, I have had a few
Bob: *cough*, what qualifications do you have?
Nancy: Well, I can use a pole real good
Bob: oh, what pole do you prefer? I use a bamboo much of the time
Nancy: Oh, I like iron or steel, It holds up better to the upside down moves
Bob: AHEM......well, what is a cold front?
Nancy: Well, would that be when you forget to rebutton your blouse?
Bob: *sweating and looking around for Missy*....ahem, what kinds of lure do you prefer
Nancy: well, let me see, wine, smiling pretty and oh yeah, short skirts
Bob: What money are you looking for?
Nancy: *slapping Bob in face* I ain't that kind of girl, I am not for sale
Bob: NO, No, I mean for working here....at the.........uhmmm........here at the radio station?
Nancy: oh, well, I just need enough to pay my credit card bills and my rent at the trailer park
Bob: *cough*....let's move on, when can you start?
Nancy: right away, I don't have plans tonight
Bob: * sweat beads dripping down his temples and sweaty palms* ahem..........ok Nancy, You are hired.

Pass the popcorn..............I forecast trouble at KBV radio when Missy gets wind of this!

 

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KBV Novella Chapter 69 Verse 70...............ou812.......... the plot sickens

So over a nice dinner boB figures he can smooth things over and there's nothing flowers can't cure...... Don't laugh guys Ya'll done it. "Well Babe she has GREAT pair of............shoes" "We really need to get the KBV thong line off the ground and Ciego has done really well with the mens line."......... "Honey there's not a woman on earth that looks as good as you in one of those KBV thongs but IDK if it's a good business idea to have you modeling them"............" I mean you can only do so much......... sure she doesn't look as good as you in one but it's killing to birds with one stone, she'll model the womens KBV thongs and broadcast the weather on KBV radio station 69.69 both"

"She actually knows quite a bit about poles and I asked her about carts and she seemed to know a little about those as well. She said one time while using a pole she fell and they had to use a cart to take her away" "To me this is a no brainer"

"Babe I even asked her about relative humidity and she said she knew quite a bit from her cousins sweating on her"

****knowing he's in too deep orders another fancy dessert off the menu and a few more cocktails****

Missy chiming in says....................... "That's fine and I'll go along with it and see how she does" "boB I don't like this but I trust you and if you think it's the right decision then we'll try it under two conditions" ......... "the only poles used around the Hidey Hole are bamboo and 2nd I get to hire and interview the sports reporters and it will be a MALE!"..............

boB agrees despite the visions of those sand volleyball players he had in mind and figures what's the worst that could happen.............

Howdy hidey hole.... I will be busy interviewing our sports announcer today, also a DJ hehe...any one interested.. send your aps to me! hehe ....I will post pics for the ladies to help me chose lemme start ya off with a song this morning

link for ciego YouTube - No Sleep till Brooklyn - Beastie Boys

View attachment 35544 Yssim, can we hire this fellow to be my helper? Since we are getting so many people around the hidey hole I think I might need a helper....please

I'll have one too!...Oh I mean, Yes he looks, um seems very talented yssiM - I just love sports, you know the games w/ the balls?...um..Medic NEEDS an assistant, yes she does! (and they both need KBV thongs, quick! )

Alright guys even as hot as this weatherwoma...........weather is I just don't know that this is in our best interest. The DJ I'm still evaluating I like his 1st selection he recommended for Da Joose!



Working on integrating a new thermo printer and notices may be sent late in the day but 50 or so packages will go out today and you should receive tracking. Worst case I'll have to manually send it while the integration is completed but most weekend packages will mail today

Did yall see the weather girl?
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Ok so I got the DJ View attachment 35600 No more needs to be said!

KBV radio station 69.69 on your dial brings you security tips

It was brought to my attention via PM that a KBV customer attended a vape meet this weekend and was nearly Joose Jacked. For now the member for their safety wants to remain anonymous and is under security watch. KBV radio wants to announce they will offer imitation KBV labels for attending vape meets for your safety. ALWAYS keep one bottle of baitandswitchrecipevapor.com Don't laugh Y'all know who that is, on you at all times with a newly implemented KBV imitation label. If a Joose Jacker approaches just simply say "I know you don't want my money here's my OMG (the joose)". REMEMBER safety 1st! Most of us have families to care for and it appears that Joose Jackers are running rampant at vape meets.

Hopefully after this member completes the witness protection program they can tell the story on KBV radio 69.69 with voice distorter.

Lemme tell you something boB, if a KBV Joose Jacker come's for me it's gonna be a sad day for him. It'll be the LAST TIME he's able to "JACK" anything for a LONG LONG TIME!!!!

*yawns and wakes up* Wolfie is still here, just been busy with some other things, so haven't been too active lately, but don't worry I'm still doing fine and all. Hope everyone is good too.

Boo and Hoo and sob and sniffle and choke and sputter *pulls moist tissue from bosom* sob, spit, choke, gasp, *blows fog horn nose* sob, boo and hoo and boo and more hoos...OMG................How Horrid..................Poor V and the wasted minnows...............sob and boo and another boo and hoo for good measure.

So sorry.............cough...........for the ruined fishing trip and all of the wasted minnows.............That is horrid.........simply horrid.............maybe the new weather girl will give good news...............or the new DJ could cheer you............IDK if there is a cure for SNOWINGWHENYOUWANNAFISH??????

<Cheesy jingle music plays to the tune of You are the Sunshine of my life>

Good Morning everyone at the Hiney........uhhmmm.........Hidey Hole in Fishigan U.S of A. todays weather update at the top of the hour with your new weather girl Nancy.

The temperature is ............*squints eyes to read the thermometer* .........72 degrees..........what?
*sound man whispers that is the inside temperature and people want the OUTSIDE temperature*
OH, wait, let me put this outside to tell you what the temperature is

*Nancy walks in her 4 inch stilettos outside the studio and a long silence is heard over the radio until the sound man dupes in some canned music of the tune of Jeopardy...............Nancy clicks her heels clip clop on the hard floor and returns to the sound room*

OK, well, I am back, while we wait for that thermometer to get the right temperature I will tell you that you should wear a light jacket as it is sorta breezy and could cause high beams if ya know what I mean..........Bob said I should say a few words about the fishing report and the tides so here goes....

A FEW WORDS ABOUT THE FISHING AND THE TIDES..........

*smiles and raises shoulders proudly that the Boss' request was met and she feels like she is doing a fine job*

ahem......................ok, now for the temperature today......*looks out window squinting at the glare of the window pane and the sunlight and announces*

The thermometer says it is 64 degrees but it feels colder to me but I am thin and my blood runs anemic, the Doctor said so and I always feel cold and need to use extra blankets in the summer even so I am no judge of how you would feel in the 64 degrees.

*soundman whispers "say a bit about the winds and the overcaste skies*

ahem............well, there are winds and an overcast sky today and I have an ache in my knee so prolly it is going to rain a bit later today.

*speaking quickly without pause in a run on sentence style*
Hey, did you all know there is a big shoe sale at Ross...........wow, they have name brand shoes at 70 percent off the manufacturers list price and they are so pretty. I picked up six pairs before work and all different colors, I can't wait for a handbag sale so I can match them even though the new stylists say that matching is no good I always match my bag to my shoes dont ya'll like it when the shoes match the bag? but it is so hard to get the right shades of white unless you have the shoes with you when you buy the bag or the bag with you when you buy the shoes.....

*Soundman makes the sign of cut with a chopping off at the neck signal*

*Nancy whispers back.....are you choking or do you have something against shoes?*

*Soundman shakes his head, beads of sweat dripping from his forehead and urges Nancy to finish the weather report*

OK everybody, the weather looks pretty good at 64 degrees unless you are real sensitive to the cold and all and there is a lot of brightness but the clouds are blocking the sun and this is the end of KBV radio weather on the hour...........*squints to read the cue cards*.............ahem..........stay tuned to KBV radio sponsored by Kick Bass Vapor, the best joose *whispers to sound man......hey, you spelled that word wrong*.............the best juice in the whole world at the best price and the greatest customer service............Let Kick Bass Vapor Lure you in!

Stay tuned for our new DJ sounds, and other KBV radio shows upcoming..........the Jelly Man Says, Tips and Tricks with your hosts Bullet and ChristopherDavid, The Mod Ho Knows and Dontcha Just Hate with your hostess bonniegirl and "I get so sentimental" with your host Bee Oh Bee himself.

ok Bah bah!

*turns and speaks to the soundman*

How did I do?

soundman: oh fine hunny, just fine

**boB pulls aside Nancy for a talk*** "Nancy you told me you knew a little something about the weather...... relative humidity has nothing to do with your cousins!" ........ "boB you keep talking about fronts and every time I think I understand that I wonder why there is never a back, everything that has a front has a back" .......

**boB sees this going no where and figures we'll move on to fishing**
"Nancy let's work on poles" ..... sees Nancy start to unbutton her blouse ...."Nancy! Fishing poles!" ........."boB I was upfront with you about fishing when you hired me I told you the only thing I knew about fishing was that I it watched a lot..... the guys at the bar would fish and fish for dollar bills in their pockets"

"Alright Nancy I gotta get the store reopened tonight it's time to finish inventory" ........... "What are we inventing boB?"

***boB about at his wit's end starts to rethink his decision***..................

Bullet, sorry for the baby and his knee, I had that surgery and he will need plenty of belly rubs fer sure.
Chris.....neener, neener, neener......no belly rubs for you! And YES, that hummingbird nectar is yummyness to the max as is the new secret bait a bullet was speaking of the "Toll bridge!".................WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Morpheus.....(sp?) try fiddle paddle, it has a nice buttery caramel flavor .......reminds me of werthers but has a popcorny taste as well, not at all like the mollassessy crackerjacks....more like that ole fasioned warm caramel corn with buttery caramelishiousness....(HEY, a new KBV word)
V.....awe......those babies are precious!
passerbyeus.....I wish I was going to work for you and you could stay home with this 14 ounce cry baby pup that sits and waits for me to lay my tekk down to lick the DT...................lil nic addict!............(TRIES!, please do not call PETA on me! She hasn't gotten any , but she remains vigilante)

Ahem..............birdie told me Nancy R Foxey has a weather report this afternoon, Bob did not fire her, he is a push over for a pretty face and big .............uhmmmm...........well, he feels sorry for the .............well, he didn't fire her

Good wishes and a speedy recovery go out to SmokingBullet's baby, Reload! Gotta take care of our "babies"!
FlyingV, both Jake & Victor are sooo cute, although Victor looks like the comedian in the family ! We also have a comedian in our family. She is the smaller (and fatter) of our 2 Yorkies so she thinks she has to make up for it!
Sounds like we have a lot of dog/animal lovers here in this ol' hidey-hole of ours, but I think I will keep a safe distance away for the wild possum that inhabits Lake Fishigan!

Wild possum???8-o

V....so nice of you to mention my "big Baby Girl Lola!" She now weighs 15 ounces! She is growing.......but, alas, I am not getting sleep as teeny tiny weeny teeny bladders need to piddle every hour and I am so tired and oh how I wish I could do like I did with my kids.......roll over and nurse them after a diaper change! This lil bundle of happiness needs hourly water drips and a piddle and OMFG how I love my fiddle paddle at 3AM and 4 am and 5 am and 6 am and oh........forgot 1am and 2 am too! I have dark circles and look very haggard but have a cheesy smile on my face and when she snuggles and nps at me.....ohhh How I love her! I measured her today and she and a coke can are the same size in height.....LOLA has a fatter tummy....tee hee! Hey, where is Nancy R Foxey? I think I hear her stilettos.......yeah, that is her, a car just drove sraight thru the red light looking at her..........wait, OMFG (NOT a joose yet) I think it was Bee Oh Bee! GASP!

Hmm , I think a trip for supplies is in order , Mini gets on her new blue bike with the pretty wicker basket and off she goes to the fabric shop. I need a nice plaid for Ciegos thong , and one with fish on it for boBs , and pretty humming birds for yissM's new apron, and leather of course for ChrisKY

Searching though the bolts of different fabrics she smells something burning !! There is smoke pouring out of her bag !
OMG!! Mini rips it open and OMG ( not the joose) smoke bellows out making the isles of the store look like it was on fire !

Omg !!( not the joose ) what to do ??? She quickly unscrews the atty from the now super hot pv and waves frantically to clear the vapor all the while looking around and hoping no one is coming .

Stuffing it all back in the bag she makes a bee line for the exit making sure to walk slowly and look innocent as she can ,

As she opens the door to leave she hears the clerk asking if someone burned something in there .

Whew ! Close call all the way around , and an embarrassing moment for the lanyard maker that was in such a hurry she
left her lanyard down by the fire pit and couldnt find it when she got on the new blue bike with the wicker basket . so she stuffed her pv in her bag instead ! Bad idea !

Mini pedals her way back to the hidey hole were it is safe to be silly , and more often then not , it is expected !

What a relief to be here !

***Jelly Man is elbow deep in a stripped Panhead when the fire alarm signal over the garage door goes off... Smacking his head on the table as he is startled by the noise - cussing all the way he runs to the office and quickly puts on his Fishigan U - S of A Official volunteer Fireman gear and hopes on the suped up Fire engine red KBV Volunteer Gator and tears out of the bike shop garage and rolls toward the fabric shop.

Taking the corner on 3 wheels, he arrives at the scene to a smoke filled building, the parking lt covered in running people... Grabbin a fire extingisher and a shovel (know idea why, but the chef said to), Volunteer jelly Man runs to the door and the aroma overtakes him...***

OMG (not the joose) - thats OMG (yes - the joose)! I would know that smell anywhere!

***As he enters the building, what he had thought was people running out of the building, is actually a crowd running INTO the fog filled store. Everyone breathing deeply - with huge smiles on their faces... Taking off the funny looking helmet and coat, Jelly Man finds a seat by the counter and joins the vaping crowd; outside, the card clicking sounds of the Chef (none other than boB himself) can be heard, with loud calls for order and telling the crowd to disperse.***

Nancy R. Foxey has spent the entire night sudying the weather people on the telly and she had taken notes......wear button front sweaters, carry a pointer stick, smile and always say hello to the news guy first before doing the weather. She walked with a new self assuredness and purpose. She was THE weather girl for KBV radio and that made her very important. Why she could cause a fisherfolk big trouble if she did not forecast a bad weather system *if she knew what that was* and boats could capsize and nets could be emptied and it would be horrid. She took this job seriously now as it paid the bills and well....she really wasn't qualified or have experience with anything but a pole and a barmaid job. She drove up to KBV radio and gathered her notes and her new pointer and walked toward the ramshackle station headquarters and entered. The soundman said to hurry as they were live in five. This was confusing as she already felt alive and did not need five of anything. She walks onto the set and up to the microphone and stands. The soundman offered her a seat and she exclaimed," But how will I use my pointer?" The soundman shook his head and began the cheesy jingle music to the tune of "I've got Sunshine" and begins the backwards count till on air status. Five, four, three, two, one and points at Nancy. "Hey, that is not nice to point!"...............Soundman whispers "No, you are on the air." She replied, "I am not, I am standing right here on this floor." The following is a transcript of her second day on the job................

Good Afternoon Hiney holers in Fishigall in the U. S and A..............Todays weather report here with nancy R Foxey. *Nancy pulls pointer out and states......"Well, this section of the lake is very cloudy *pointing to a blank space on the wall* and this area of the lake has a bit of sunshine. I just drove around the lake and the wind was still as a nun during mass or a statue in the park.......ahem...........*adjusts falling bra strap...........Don't LOL, ya'll have had that slipping strap problem if you are a woman*.................ahem...........now............it looks a little froggy out there at the moment and I saw a man with a whole net of fish but they were little ones and I don't care for fish that much anyway but Bob said to give the fishing report and that is all I can report except that Mini said they sold 50 pints of bloodworms..............EEEWWWWWW, who would touch those things? I also want to report that Godzilla went fishing with some big time bass fisherman and caught two gigantuous fishes and they were so slimey and I know it is true cause I saw the pics and all.Speaking of touching...well cause of the worms and all, Victorias Secret is having heir annual bra sale and they have a new push up that is just fabulous and I think if you are on the mailing list you get a coupon for 10.00 off the bra and a free pair of panties, but they are not thongs, they are those hipsters and I don't care for those cause they leave panty lines and that does not look very attractive on the radio in my opinion...........What? *bends to hear soundman whisper.........."Get back to the weather and no one can see you, you are on the radio FFS"............oh..............ahem.........well, yesterdays weather was horrible, V could not even go fishing cause it was snowing at his house, we have the pics so we know it happened......many people has tornadoes but I didn't see any but I was getting a mani-pedi at my favorite salon..........does anyone know why they always speak vietnamese and not English and are they talking about me? All she ever says is "What color you like?" and then she says, "Ten minute we help you...please sit." I don't know about you but a good manicurist is priceless. .............What? *leans again to hear the soundman whisper, "Get back to the fishing report"...........I did the fishing report, the weather now and yesterday and now for the five day forecast. Well, tomorrow is Thursday and it will probably have some weather and the next day is Friday and it will also have some weather .............*Sound man makes cut signal with hand across neck*..........alright, alright, well, folks that is all the time we have, tune in tomorrow for weather from KBV radio. We want to thank our sponsor Bob,,,,,,,,.ahem........Kick bass vapor..........He is so nice and all and well he is so polite and caring and he opens doors for women and.........ahem............*soundman points to cue cards*...........Kick Bass vapor, the best e-liquid on earth with the best quality, consistency and the best prices, Kick Bass, Let them lure you in . Good afternoon and have a nice evening of good weather.

To the OP who asked about irritating non-vapers with your fog...

Mrs. Ciego (still on the analogs) swears that my vapor dries out her eyes. She complains that the fog irritates her mucus membranes as well.

So, I gave her a choice. Would she rather I vape in bed, or would she prefer the Dutch Oven?

*** If you don't know what the Dutch Oven means, don't ask. It's gross.****

Strawberry Slice Cake in my new and improved 5 volt box mod.... yummy. Perfect after the six-alarm chili (with homemade croutons and melted cheddar on top) that was supper tonight in the dank basement.

***Waving to all, Ciego wanders toward the dock, not wanting to offend anyone with the.....er, "vapor" that has resulted from the 5 alarm chili....gettin' pumped up to give Mrs. Ciego the Dutch Oven.*****

***boB tells Nancy his back predicts the weather better than she does!*** "So there is a back and now just fronts? Now you have me confused again boB" ............ "well Nancy it's kinda like how you know when your high beams are on it's cold" ..... "But boB I use my high beams more than when it's just cold, I turn them on on dark gravel roads, anywhere there isn't streetlights........ you just keep confusing me!"

"Nancy I'm not sure this is going to work out" ........ "not work out? how do you think I keep this figure boB? I work out after work, are you saying you'll pay me to go to the gym now?" ...........................................

Good morning Hidey Hole Friends at Lake Fishugan U S of A. Nancy R. Foxy will be up at the top of the hour............wait what time is it? Well Nancy will do the weather and fishing report today sometime. Long night and I won't be near any mixing for a few days due to being sick. KBV will open this afternoon/evening and will see how ordering goes. I'd only like to take 1/2 of the 1st part of next week's orders tonight and the other 1/2 tomorrow night. We'll see how things go and try to leave the store open as much as possible. Just please remember if ordering that you are starting NEXT week's ordering with an extended turn around. We'll try to keep it at 48 hours or less but the possibility exists it may stretch beyond that a bit the way the store has been when open.

Thanks

Sure, we have to have orders to fill Monday . IDK if people have a way of being notified when it opens or they stalk it Ordering took off where it left off. I'll monitor it tonight and shut it down once we have Monday filled and reopen it tomorrow for Tuesday's orders tomorrow night. I hope the more we continue to streamline and after the initial rush of the 1st month or so of being open we will settle in and things will balance out.

I've waited all day on Nancy R. Foxy to do the weather on KBV radio station 69.69 she called earlier and said "boB it's raining everywhere, why would I need to come in to tell them it's raining when all they have to do is look outside?" GRRRRRR

Nancy has been studying the weather forecasts and found on google when she typed in "How to forecaste the weather" that she should call a weather station at many airports. She dialed 411 and asked for the airports phone number and operator said "Please repeat your address and name" She hollered as they apparantly were hard of hearing ...."AIRPORT"....The robotic speaker said "Hold on for operator assistance." Nancy waited while dentist office music played and the operator said "City and State please." Nancy replied Hiney Hole, Fishigan Us. of A." The operator said, "I see no listing for Hiney Hole but we have Smutt Hole and Hidey Hole in Fishigan, would one of these do?" Nancy said, "Yeah, the second one you said is ok." The operator asked, "Business or residence name." Nancy replied "it is the airport." The operator said no Airport shows for Hidey Hole but we do have an international airport in St Louis.....Is that OK?" Nancy said, "I will take any airport." She then dialed the airport and was connected to air traffic control and woke the air traffic controller and he was grumpy. She asked, "Can you tell me the weather forecast?" The air traffic controller was planning to hand the call to his co-worker but he was busy watching a movie, Snakes on Planes....*OMG that is hard up*...and he was too engrossed in the action of the slithering snakes to reply. The air traffic controller stated, "We have a weather center we depend on and I will connect you." The woman answering the phone stated, "weather center." Nancy was full of Glee *Not the TV show* and asked for the current weather report. She had a note pad handy and wrote everything the weather woman said. Next she hopped in her car to head down to the fishing pier for a updated fishing report cause Bob, the Boss, had said it was a necessary part of the weather reporting and her job was on the line and then he said something about "and I don't mean fishing line either." She happened upon Godzilla with 2 humongous fish and asked how the fish were biting and he said real good. He had caught large mouth Bass and Nancy secretly wondered what a small mouth bass would look like. He said the lake was like glass and she told him to be careful not to cut himself. She then sayshayed away being careful to not get her heels caught inbetween the slats of the dock as that would cause a problem and these shoes were new. She then came upon Morfeeus and asked what bait was best for the fishing today and he said "I lie to use crank bait." Nancy was aghast and looked around for the policemen and wondered if she could get arrested being around this crank stuff, she had heard about that nasty stuff and heard it caused skin to turn dusky and was a wrinkle causer and she would have none of that. He then said "some are having luck with rattletraps and jerk bait." Nancy was confused cause she did not care for snakes and could not see how a fish would like a jerk. Jerks were meant to be disliked and it was all so confusing but she took notes and did her due diligience to be the best weather girl she could be. She walked to the scaling table and saw may fish and asked what they were and most of the fishermen had mumbly voices, teeth missing and were too tired to help her until she mentioned her front and all tok notice. She thought to herself, "everyone is so concerned with the fronts but what about the backs.....????" Shaking her head back and forth *and other parts as well* she walked to her car and a fisherman looking out for her walked overboard and another cut his finger filleting fish. She was more than confused.
She hurried home to study her notes and change into her button down sweater with 3/4 inch sleeves and the top three buttons opened and grabbed her pointer to practice. "Tonight will be the best weather report this place ever heard!"


Pass the popcorn..............this girl is walking a fine line and may lose her job if she does not do well.......

Nancy R. Foxey had to call off work after all that work preparing as she has laryngitis and her pointer is lost too!

I thought that I remembered her telling boB that when it was cold that she had two of them. (pointers that is)

hehehe Chris, hi atchung I think everyone is disgusted with Nancy R. Foxy I actually tried watching my Cardinals play for the FIRST time this year and wait......wait....... rain delayed! I got a good nap in and we should be geared up and ready to go next week

 

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Continued...

Bullet walks towards the hidey hole to visit her friends at the campfire this later afternoon. She didn’t expect to see anyone knowing this holiday weekend anyone around would be at the coffee and bait shop for libation or off to see their families.

As she walks towards the camp fire she hears a squeaky rhythmic female voice “…weather front….weather low….weather high….weather low…..” Bullet sees a young lady (Bullet uses that term loosely) in 4 inch heels dancing in circles trying to keep her balance swinging a pointer…..suddenly she stops to pose; her right arm extended towards the sky with pointer in hand…”weather high”….she turns only to find herself falling to the dirt…”ouch…darn..” picks herself up and strikes another pose this time her right arm extended to the ground, knees bent, in the perfect little squat position.…”weather low…hey, where did my pointer go?” She turns to see Bullet leaning against a tree arms folded shaking her head left to right in disbelieve. “Oh….hi there, I didn’t see you standing there….I was just practicing..” Bullet smiles sheepishly…”Ahhh, I thought you were just being ditzy”…..”Oh no, I’m not ditzy, I’m Nancy…I’m the new weather girl at KBV radio, who are you? I really like those leather pants, did you get them at the sale going on at Marshall’s, Marshall’s has some really great sales and you can get all sorts of great stuff there or you can try Burlington but I don’t really like Burlington as much as Marshalls cause you can get some really really like awesome deals at Marshalls…and oh, oh, if you go on Tuesdays you can get even a better deal”……Nancy turns around almost falling as her 4 inch heels sink into the sand….”darn, I can’t find my pointer…I had it here with me a minute ago”. Bullet points towards a bush to show Nancy where her pointer had landed, Nancy retrieves it. “Hey you wanta see my weather report, I’ve been practicing and I’m really really good now…” without waiting for an answer she starts her performance.

Nancy stands on her tippie toes, right arm stretched out, pointer in the air looking as if she’s reaching for the sky. “…and this is our weather high for today…” she turns back to look at Bullet….”whatta you think, pretty good huh?”

Bullet shakes her head “Nancy, you must be new to weather reporting?” “Oh no Bullet, I’m NOT the news reporter, I’m the weather girl…what can’t you understand?”…..

Bullet walks towards Nancy, grabs her pointer and breaks it over her knee throws it into the fire pit….turns and disappears into the woods…off to spend a weekend with her loved ones.

“You can’t do that….I’M THE WEATHER GIRL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? I’M THE WEATHER GIRL AND I’M GOOD AT WHAT I DO, I’VE BEEN PRACTICING….DO YOU HEAR ME, I’VE BEEN PRACTICING (stomping her foot on the ground, hands on hips)…..YOU COME BACK HERE NOW, YOU, YOU, BULLET YOU, GET BACK HERE SO I CAN SHOW YOU HOW GOOD I AM” Bullet turns; thinks for a moment….nawww, this wouldn’t be worth it, smiles to herself, gets on her bike and rides away into the sunset….in the distance she hears Nancy screaming at the top of her voice…..”I’M THE WEATHER GIRL…..”

And now you know what happened to Nancy’s pointer and her voice….that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Bob had given Nancy R Foxey a good talking to and was wagging his finger in her face and asking "How could you have NOT reported the tornado and flood warnings? What do I pay you for?" Nancy replied, "well, I didn't think it was right to tell people about Tina being in town and you pay me so I can go shopping for shoes and handbags!" Bob replied, "WTF is Tina?" Nancy said, "Oh, she is Tina Tornado the 400 pound pole dancer, she used to dance at the club down the street from my club, when she was on the whole street shook and I even fell and broke the heel off my Manollo black stilettos, I can't stand her and she makes a mess of everything she touches." Bob shook his head and walked away waving his arms in the air and screaming, "Do a weather report, a REAL weather report or you are fired!" Nancy was in tears......first that mean leather panted Bullet breaks her pointer and now Bob is mad as a hornet.....She knew her report had better be good but the airport weather station was closed and she had no idea what to do until she remembered the WEATHER CHANNEL! She ran home, tuned to the weather channel and wrote as fast as she could everything the nicely coiffed, high voiced man said. She then hopped in her car with the poodle with the bobble head in back and the leopard seat covers * well, animal prints were all the rage at fashion week!* and headed to the KBV radio station.

The soundman said "about time you are here, we are live in five." She said, "Ha! I got plenty of time...I have to fix my lipstick and eyeliner first!" The soundman said once again...."You do realize no one can see you, this is radio!" Nancy was really disgusted with this remark and told him, "Well, I can see me!" She then hurried to do the face make over and rushed to the sound booth for the report.

Soundman: 5,4,3,2,1

Good evening and welcome to KBV radio 69.69 on your dial. I am Nancy R. Foxey here with your weather on the hour and welcome you all to the best radio station of all. Today many are cleaning up from the tornado devastation and I even heard the church roofs were blown off, that is a dang shame. I imagine the Marshalls was damaged as it was just next door and they were having an Easter weekend spring sale, That is a real shame. Ahem..........Tornado watches are in effect for the greater part of the midwest and flood warnings will stay in effect until Monday. I guess it is best to leave out the fishing report cause no one should be fishing when the roofs are off their houses and the Marshalls is closed! Ahem......there is a warm front from the west meeting the cold front from the north east causing a frontal...uhhmmm.....well.........ahem.........well it causes these tornadoes and everything gets real bad.......Today was overcast with a high of 62 and a morning low of 48. Relatives of the humidity are 89 percent. The five day forecast is the same for the next three days and we will update you as needed. Have a safe and happy holiday and thank you for tuning in to KBV radio...oh, just so you know, there is another Marshalls 45 miles west of the tornado destroyed store which might be worth the gas money if you bought more than three dresses at 79 percent off cause that is a big saving........*Soundman whispers, "stick to the cue cards".........Nancy scowled and continued...........Thanks to our sponsor Kick Bass Vapor, the best e-liquid on Earth at the best prices and the best service. Let Kick Bass Lure you in.

Nancy turns to the soundman and said, "That's a wrap" *she had seen that on a TV show and thought it would lend an air of professionalism to her performance*


Pass the antacids...............this chick has got to be gone!

Hiya Tuckster (((HUGS)))) nah that one camper up there in the trees is tree house that we broadcast KBV radio from I know how it looks but that's the Hidey Hole for ya I'm fixing to put the 1/2 built sauna in the fire pit if Ciego doesn't finish it with Summer coming. I'm almost done with the diving board on the dock. Ciego told me he was going to do a 3 and 1/2 with a double twist when I finished. I figure we better have a medic around for that

Hey everyone, sorry I didn't insert more Monkey Bread in stock. We had a flavoring shipment come in with some missing items that I reordered and are awaiting replacements. I was able to insert a few more bottles but I can only insert a few at a time as one of the flavorings for it is used in a few other jooses so I have to monitor it. I got a picture of the broadcasting booth here..............

We'll spend the day working on the diving board which will be off the right side. Those bench seats by the lake will be raffled for a benefit auction to watch Ciego attempt the 3 and 1/2 with a double twist. Nancy is insisting we install a fire pole in place of the winding staircase, how does she think we'll get UP there? Only at the Hidey Hole at Lake Fishign U S of A

Good morning folks, thanks for all the compliments on the joose The Toll Bridge Cookie will be available Weds. or Thurs. along with a lot of other things that are currently out of stock.

Personally I drip on 1.5 LR on an ego or use a 3ohm Boge carto @ 5V with my joose. I've yet to find a tank or fillerless carto that tastes right but that's JMO. I know there have been revisions since the last time I've tried but until I start hearing people rave about them I'm steering clear of them all. The dual coil attys have produced the best flavor outside of dripping of anything I've tried to date. That's my experience so take it for what it's worth.

Schedule looks good and like with long days we stand a chance of keeping the store open all week unless the restocking tomorrow or Thursday totally swamps us which is a good probability.

The sun is shining! I'll be giving Nancy R. Foxy the boot today so stay tuned to KBV radio station 69.69 on your dial for announcements regarding that

**bob walks into the bike shop, KY (Jelly Man) spots him through the welding shield and stops what he's doing** "Got a minute Chris?"...... "sure what's up boB?" .. *Jelly Man notices the troubled look on boB's face* ....... "it's Nancy isn't it boB?" .... "it's that obvious huh?" *the two walk over to the Jelly Man's workbench, which is cluttered with more PV, joose bottle and PV cases than tools*

*Jelly man clamly and casually grabs a bottle of Uncle KY, drips a few drops, blows a huge cloud and calmly speaks* "boB..... there's a way out of this..... you just gotta settle down and see through the vapor" .. "Summer is right around the corner and that medic stand down could use another lookout person with all the swimmers in Lake Fishigan" *boB trying to figure things out while chain vaping on his 5V box says* "Chris! are you nuts? (the joose was named after him afterall so don't laugh), people have nearly been killed this past week due to flooding and tornadoes and I'm supposed to trust her to save drowning blind guys?!?!"

*The ever so calm Jelly Man blows another cloud and chuckles* "boB, come on man........ do you REALLY think Pam Anderson could save anyone on Baywatch? ..... I mean and Hasselhoff .. the way that guy drinks, you've seen him on TMZ " "they're there for looks" "think of Nancy R Foxy in a KBV swim suit.......... it'd sure be a way to get the KBV bikini line up and running" ......... "OMG Chris!" ...... "What boB?" ... "oh just the juice....... but yeah that makes some sense ....... what say we meet up in about 2 hours after the PO closes, I gotta try and mix a few more orders?" "Sure boB anytime you need to talk........ man you may wanna up your nic level a bit bud....... either that or hit this here Nutty on His Royal Jelliness, it's gonna be fine"....................

To be continued........................................

No, No, No,No, No
I have enough people to keep safe!!! I do not have time to keep Nancy from falling out of the life guard stand while she is jumping around with her pointer.

***Jelly Man watches the troubled boB walk down the trail in a cloud of vapor that even looks stressed.... Shoulders slumped and head down-hung he heads for the dock.***

We got to do something about this Foxy Nancy Leggs or whatever her name is! She knows less about weather than I now about designer shoes! Hey.... You know, there is room for all kinds at the Honey, Hidey Fishing Hole in Fishigan U. S of A! Maybe she could be "encouraged" to open up shop... There is a nice spot right down from Aunt M's Custom Clothing & Embroidery; Maybe it would be a fine place for Foxy's Feetsies or something! Everytime I see her, she is in a different set of shoes - although the whole her in a bikini on the lake had a lot of appeal...

***Grabbing a fresh bottle of KBV Nutty Uncle KY, Jelly Man considers the troubles on the shoulders of our kind hearted boB... All these problems with puters, printer, phones and wannabe weather girls... All the Fisherfolks all screaming for their favorite catches plaguing him night and day and of course, boB is never gonna stop if there is a bottle to be mixed and delivered. We may have one problem solved, but I think we need to keep an eye on ol boB and make sure he is not pushing himself a bit hard - after all... THE JOOSE MUST FLOW! We cannot let ANYTHING happen to KBV!***

Bullet would like to throw out a suggestion about little Miss Nancy.....
Oh Bonniegirl...Bonniegirl....where are all your biker friends...you think they can come by to take little Miss Foxy Nancy out for a spin....oh how much fun they would have dressing her up and showing her off. I bet you she would love to go for a long ride with them. I think she would love the opportunity of meeting so many men in black leather who have their own ride and a bit of cash to spend on her...heck she may just find herself her Romeo!

maybe we can have Nancy be Ciego's helper. She could lead him around by the..........hand and keep him out of the .................willows????

I see you.. lol


aww the poor furbaby.. i hope he heals up quickly.


OMG!! hers would not be the only pointer if you catch my drift!


I just be fine if she took a long walk off the pier. I have been seein less and less of that mr boB since she has shown up ><

LOL


Now thats good thinkin bullet!


I think his walkin stick, yeah his walking stick would poke her too much!

*boB ponders the ideas being put out there Nancy blindly guiding Ciego to the ...........





willows........ "could Auntie M need help at the new PV case store he thinks to himself?" ....... "the Jelly Man hasn't steered me wrong yet he thinks to himself".................. *feels the weight a 55 gallon bucket of PG (the liquid) on his shoulders ....... thoughts racing...... the ole soft spot always gets him* "I mean FFS learning the weather in a week?!?! Maybe I'm being too tough on her?"


*boB down on the dock with flashlight sees the cobwebs on the steering wheel of the boat that was used ONE time this year and that was to chase off the Gay....er Game warden* ........... *hears the voice of Nancy, WTF?* "boB..... there's been something I've been wanting to talk to you about" ........ "yes Nancy?" "Well boB, I know how much you like having me around and how no one else could do the weather as good as I do but I've been offered a new job for more money" *boB trying to keep from smiling starts to talk but Nancy keeps jabbing* ... "yeah boB they even said something about benefits....... I guess it benefits them if they hire me or something like that"

"Well Nancy" says boB as he tries to fend off the relieving smile .... "if you think it's best for you then you should definitely take, it I totally understand" ..... "Oh no boB! I love it here at the Hidey Hole! In fact Bonnie, Medic, Jelly Man, Bullet they all just love me I can tell" I could NEVER leave Lake Fishigan I don't care how much it benefits them.......They probably just want me because I'm pretty like the last place I worked" .........

"Nancy I gotta be Frank with you, people almost got hurt last week over those tornadoes"........ "boB I don't think I even KNOW a Frank and I didn't throw tomatoes at anyone!!.....you act like that was my fault!" "In fact I had no idea there was even a garden at the Hidey Hole, I heard there used to be a nasty rose patch you guys got rid of"................. "Nancy I came down here to think about some things, I got some decisions to make"......... "Oh boB I'm the best at making decisions..... I have to decide what skirt to wear everyday, what shoes, decisions, decisions, those are my specialty I can help you!"



(FFS guys help!)

Nancy overhears the discussion outside of the bike shop and walks away with a tear flowing from her left eye. She said...

"I practiced and practiced and even bought a pointer and all and it was not my fault that I was trying to rotect the younins from that horrid Tina Tornado...she was 400 pounds of lovin fun....at least that is what she said. She was horrible.....hey that place on stilts is nice and I could get a tan and save people from drowning and be a hero and all would know my name and I could sign autographs and go to the movie premieres and go to all the big stores even when there is no sale and pay regular price too! This might be a good job for me. I never did care whether there was weather or not! fooey on the weather.....I'm gonna be a baywatch girl!"I'm gonna go help Bob with his decision now that I have made my decision.

Pass the popcorn and send more joose to medic, she is gonna be chain vaping this summer!

Oh I'll help... but i may end up in jail..she'd be in the bottom of the lake (fish food) Drown the ding bat!

Bonnie.. the lord needs to give me strength!!!! Imma strangle the hussy! that baby furball got you up late?.. I'm goin to bed.... but this is what i heard playin when boB and the bimbo were talking.. i think i need to have a personal "chat" with the DJ

***I think everybody missed all of the excitement last night. Right after all of those west coast people quit filling in for the DJ, suddenly a big black car pulled up to the hidey hole campfire. You would not believe who stepped out of the car.....Charlie Sheen, yes that Charlie Sheen. He said he heard all of the great music on KBV radio and had to come by and check out the place. After standing around chatting, about how great he is, suddenly he looked over at Nancy.....He begin to tell her the story of one of his goddess breaking up with him via text while he was on stage. She asked him what a text is and suddenly lust, I mean love bloomed. Charlie held out his hand, Nancy took it, they got into the car and drove away. Nancy gets to spend all the money she wants and buy lots of new high heels, Charlie gets a new dumb blond bimbo.
Sorry boB, we have to help Yssim around here, she controls the ghosts.
Bye Nancy, I am sure we will see you on TMZ.****

Nancy R. Foxey stepped out of the limo and into the Marriot Marquis in Fishigan U. S. of A. *well, yeah, they have 5 star places there too!* and the limo driver grabbed her hand to assist her out of the seat. Meanwhile a crowd had gathered and all she heard was her new bf yelling "Winning....WINNING!" Nancy wondered what game they were playing and she walked up to him and whispered in his ear...."pssttt what game are you winning?" He replied, "I have tiger blood in me, I win at everything, I am speshual and I am tired of pretending I am just another regular troll like the rest of them!" Nancy had a headache from all the flashing pictures and neon lights and she was long overdue for some retail therapy. OH how she yearned for the old hiney hole and KBV radio and all the nice people ....*OK, they were civil at least which was much more than she had gotten in her previous life on the pole*...........Charlie yelled to the crowd..........."I want to announce my new Goddess is now Nancy R. Foxey...and obviously she is what her name implies.......WINNING!.............WINNING!...............Nancy was confused, first, she was NOT a perfume and what game were they playing? Charlie handed her his platinum Amex card and told her to go buy something for herself in the boutiques. Mancy replied, "Oh......now that I understand!" Off she ran at breakneck speed toward the Gucci store with a sing songy tone to her voice and saying..........WINNING..........WINNING!


Pass the popcorn.......I don't think we have seen the last of Nancy unfortunately..............she is one we just love to hate and they always stay around like a fungus among us. God knows what pointer she will need for this job.....

*boB feeling much better today after he was told by Morfeeus he was the ONE (I am Mr Anderson BTW)* ........ *peers (not piers) around at all the new happy faces at the Hidey Hole through the fog from the clear mega dual coil cartos he met the DHL man for at the end of the old logging road which Bullet ran him up on her ATV* On his way up to the crowd gathered around the campfire and Limo (WTF?) is greeted by Morfeeus..... "boB I got 2 vapes here if you vape the one in my left hand you'll have no recollection of any of the old vapes from vomitvapor.com, if you vape the one in my right you wake up and like none of this ever happened" *boB has de javu and remembers that's a sign of a glitch in the system! * "now I have even more pressure to protect Lake Fishigan!" maybe it's just a daydream?....................................

***Jelly Man watches boB with a mod in each hand talking to himself and thinks that maybe the pressure has gotten a bit too much for him. The whole Nancy the Non Weather Girl... Computer troubles... tornado tina running through the hidey hole... Poor ol be oh Be has done went and flipped his lid or maybe he put something funky in one of those new cartos he has been talking about. Got a little too carried away with the mixing maybe...

Shaking his head, Jelly Man goes back to work in the Bike Shop in a cloud of Nutty Uncle KY.***

Nancy R Foxey was sitting in the bathroom *which was the size of her old apartment* and was thinking about decisions. Decisions can make or break your day and this was a big decision day. The pressure of the decision was just weighing upon her petite shoulders which already had quite a load to bear. The evening had been so exciting. There was wine and champagne and food and then more champagne and..........oh, no, she could not remember past the last champagne but she knew it was a fine evening even if that other girl shared the big bed with her and her new BF Charlie *as she called him* and he had given her a pet name as well. Oh how she was tickled when he said it the first time.....so cute and with such sweet tones in his voice.....he had said it when passing the caviar and asking if she liked black or red and she had told him it depended on what shoes she was wearing cause pink never looked nice with red but black and pink were quite stylish. It was then that "IT" had happened, he called her by her pet name.......it happened so easily and like it was natural as a mother told her child I love you. He said, "Here, have black then DIMWIT!" OH, she shivered with excitement just thinking about that moment. Everyone had smiled and some even laughed with joy for her. He did love her, she could tell. She was no troll, she was HIS dimwit............ahhhhh. And now, the decision weighed heavier and the importance was obvious to Nancy. The decision must be made now................UGH, she weighed the options and the pros and the cons..........Charlie hollered from the other room, "Hurry up DIMWIT, we have a press conference in five minutes!" The decision must be made and she used the best method she knew......eenie, meenie, miney, moe, catch a piggie by the toe if he hollers let him go, eenie meenie minie moe..............SMOKEY EYE it was! These decisions were getting tougher and tougher now that she was a GODDESS!


pass the popcorn..................IDK how long "Charlie" can stand this and where will Nancy R. Foxey Go? I hope someone "Points" her in the right direction cause decisions are not her strong point even though she believes she is good at decisions.

Shall we call Nancy to help make a decision as to what to do?


Just sayin?

* thinks to hisself... I know boB thinks he can bend spoons... but I sure hope he realizes pretty soon.... there is no spoon*
*also thinkin' .... hmmmmm maybe miss Nancy-R-Foxy-L'eggs-bikini-Baywatch-girl is the lady in the red dress......* Watch yerselves hidey holers... we gots ta be takin' care of ol' boB n makin' sure he's doesn't pick up that cell phone while he's lookin' at her ..... uhm...... shoes.

*boB walks down the path and passes mini's fine arts and crafts store and spots her and Morfeeus whispering.......... he remembers vividly 2006 and the predictions of "the Tigers in 3" in a 7 game series joke ....... knowing he's bleeds Cardinal red figures something's up* ... "WTF you got Kid Rock and M & M or whatever while we got stuck with Nellie so we won a few more series than you guys" "Had Kenny Rogers not got caught with pine tar maybe your pitchers could have throw the baseball"....................................................................................................

*Kid Rock for a WS? Nah even as much as I like him*

I hope you didn't hire Miss Nancy as your new helper LOL, please tell us you didn't!!!

Nancy has had a whirlwind few days. They were now in Denver and she was aghast at the mountains and asked her "Charlie" if they could go all the way up and he said he was "already as high as I can go Dimwit." Her heart pattered with excitement when he called her by her pet name. He just called the other girl Goddess. Anyone could be a Goddess but she was A DIMWIT, HIS DIMWIT! OH the lights and the cameras and all the attention and no pointer was ever present. Her Charlie never slept, you see. He had tiger blood and was on tour with the truth is a torpedo tour and he was very important and had plenty of money for shoes. He had lots of friends and lots of what he called "his people" and Nancy supposed that if one had people they must be very important. She had no people of her own but she borrowed Charlies and they were always telling her to answer "No comment." She practiced in the mirror for hours after they gave her her line. "No COMMENT, NO comment, NOOOOOOOOO Comment, No COOOOMent.........oh, there were such decisions to be made once again. The weight was on her and occasionally she would think back about her old Boss Bob, he was sooo manly and sooooo nice and he was kind and he had such big luscious lips for never having botox *she knew, she asked*. She wondered if he wore trunks or a speedo when swimming.........ahhh......memories........but then that Bullet woman ruined everything when she accosted the pointer and broke it. What kind of woman breaks a pointer? What was the point to breaking a pointer of someone that needed to point to eat and pointed for shoes? What was the point of that point? Tomorrow after tonights show they would leave for San Francisco and Nancys mouth watered for rice a roni......the San Francisco treat. Decisions decisions........ugh it was just hard to make these decisions. Charlies' people hollered from the other room, "The Limo is here, hurry up DIMWIT!" Nancy worried Charlie would hear him calling her by their speshual pet name and get all tiger on her. He could be a real nasty tiger when he was mad...........The decision had to be made..............red lipstick with gloss not matte. There, the decision was made and she sashayed out to the limo on her Charlies arm.............being a DIMWIT Goddess of Charlies felt right but her heart still pondered Bob on the dock at sunset in a speedo.....................HHHmmmmm.........


Pass the peanuts, this is a circus and boy is Missy gonna go TIGER on Nancy when she hears this!

Mini,
I could call Nancy to help, she is good at decisions!
LMK

Nancy likes Kid Rock, she told me. Me too....



just sayin........................LOL

Kid rock is one of boB's favorites! .... Imma tiger that Dimwit's eyes out if she looks at my man one more time.. I can get vicious ..TRY ME!

CAT FIGHT!!! Get Her!
...and the baby oil

Bullet.................................WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob
Nancy asked me to tell you HI! I told her I was reluctant because I would never want to see a cat fight *ok , I like cat fights when I am not IN them* but she looked so forlorn and all in that Limo drinking champagne with her VS (not the V spot the store) bag in hand.................so, I agreed. Here goes...................HI BOBBY!

I had to break Nancy's pointer...I had a reason.....ahem.....if I didn't she would have been arrested for assault by now, or maybe I would be LOL....sticking and pointing that thing were it shouldnt be...well maybe where it should be... now that she's with Mr. Charlie Tiger Blood.

Good morning hidey hole... We have sunshine again today boy I tell ya that bonniegirl sure does like to stir the pot huh? Y'all just best keep that bimbo Nancy DIMWIT, out of my sight. It's a good thing bullet broke her pointer, cuz i woulda stuck it somewhere she would not have liked! There are very few things that get me riled up, but this chick has got me ready to pounce! I am a double Leo born the year of the tiger, so if i see her tail feathers round here, she will be my prey!!!
I have to songs in mind, both by Pink!



yep thats Nancy!!!!

GO, yssiM, GO yssiM!! Girl ain't got a thang on you babe!!!
Have you seen this video?? Pink ~ ......in' Perfect...geesh, had me cryin like a baby. I'm linking it, it's graphic..
YouTube - P!nk - ......in' Perfect

 

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Good Day fisherfolk in Hidey Hole Fishigan U. S of A. and welcome to KBV Radio, the sounds of the old, the new and well...........just .....ahem............well, sounds! We have a nice beautiful sunny day here at the Hidey Hole and all are busy preparing their nets for a shut down of stocking at the fishery........ahem.........joosery..........Today, Mod Ho would like to discuss vaping manners. remember, Mod Ho knows a little about a lot and a lot about a few things but not a lot about a lot. This program is the personal opinion of the MOD HO and does not necessarily represent KBV radio or our biggest and best sponsor Kick Bass Vapor...........*in other words, Don't blame Bob for Mod Ho's not being PC or off color*....ahem.........Manners are a lost art in this day and time. I find that most people will push you out of the way let alone open a door for you. I have had many doors slammed in my face at malls, grocery stores and such as the person entering has only their own interest in mind. As Vapers, we must maintain a good social decorum at all times to allow good public relations of our beloved PVs. Just the other day I witnessed a woman blowing clouds of vapor.....ok, they were small clouds cause she was using stinksockvape.com joose and not KBV joose but that is not the point *Not Nancys' pointer FFS*......she was blowing this vapor in the middle of Wally world. I have seen folks vaping in restaurants with no bit of stealthliness. Many folks are unaware of electronic cigarettes and how they work and may even believe the propoganda delivered by the FDA and be frightened. Please, when in public, use good manners and discretion. *it is the better part of valour after all FFS* Many vapers are unaware of how to slealth vape and MOD HO KNOWS this and for that reason will provide a few MOD HO tricks for stealthily vaping in public.
1. Hold vaper within lungs or cheeks a few seconds longer and the vapor will dissipate and be barely visible on exhale.
2. Exhale "COUGH STYLE" into a tissue
3. Use restrooms frequently and use toilet tissue to buffer
4. Finally, my favorite, carry a coffee cup, the cardboard kind and exhale into the lil plastic hole and as the vapor rises say "Oh my this coffee is hot!"
Remember, good manners go a long way and help our cause. We must not look like beligerant vigilantes with the attitude "It is NOT smoke, so I can do it!" We must conduct ourselves with other peoples' feelings, paradigms and wants taken into consideration. Always inquire of the management prior to vaping and ask if it is acceptable. I find that after a nice friendly educational discussion, most proprieters are more than happy to allow it. When one takes it upon themselves to blow vapor without concern for others in public places it is a show of disregard for others and a step back for our cause to make e-cigs an acceptable part of our society and a recognized better alternative. Mod Ho Knows that this can make for good relations with non-smokers and non-vapers alike and adheres to our Sunday Schools teachings of "Do unto others." Thank you for tuning in to KBV radio 69.69 on your dial. This ends this episode of Mod Ho Knows for today. Remember Manners Matter.

We wish to thank our sponsor Kick Bass Vapor where the customer service is the best around and a handwritten note is considered by Miss Manners as a nice personal Thank you and always civil and mannerly. Kick Bass Vapor, let them lure you in, get your net full and your vape on. Kickin Bass and takin names!

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Quote: Janet

Aww, GS is a cutie! Lola looks kinda mad - you sure she likes wearing clothes? And Bonnie, if that is your hand, you could be a hand model!

Quote achtungbaby:

I think she needs to burp after drinking all that soda, hehe

Yes, whatever Lola wants.....................Lola gets! She loves her pretty dresses and bows, she hated me making her sit as she had better things to do.......like chew on my arm (which is NOT good when one is on blood thinner, can you say "domestic violence?" She likes to run and hide from me and with the RA it is tough to get a chubby, furry, needle toothed pup out of a tiny wedge of books on the bottom book shelf, She LOVES to chase the old man Chihuahua's tail and make the old man mad enough to growl and then she barks a tiny yip and the old man backs up.......that is a youtube video waiting to happen IMO, she loves to eat her own poo............OMG!........I am so tired from brushing her teeth and cleaning her tongue and syringing her mouth I could scream and most importantly.....she LOVES to be awake at 4am.......YES, we saw the entire Royal wedding, all of it while she chewed my left arm to the bone...........WHOOPIE! Moral of story............Be very careful what you pray for, God has a wicked sense of humor! Thanks for the nice comments about my hands Janet.......they have served me well.......and everybody else I can think of in this house, now that I think about it! The top picture looks like a boy ....my Grandson, but in reality it is my heart manifested as a child........He is my everything and such an old soul with more good judgment than most adults. He asked if we could pray for the people (after the Congresswoman was shot and the 9 year old girl died and others were injured and killed) and I said, "Of course we can." He said, "I want to pray for the man that shot them, too, he must be very sick in his mind, Nana." If only I could be so free of cynicism and apathy and be overflowing with pure love.....Guess I will pray for myself tonight....I shall ask to have the heart of a child again.
As I am an orphan..........I am so glad to have my KBV family to show my brag pictures to and such nice folks to say they are nice even if they may not be..............tis so nice to just have kind folks around.

Excuse me, this is getting a bit mushy and I have to take this call, It is Nancy, the ex weathergirl, I believe.

"Hi Bobby!"............*Nancy is calling the Hidey Hole to say Hi...............OK, she wants to talk to Bob!*............."I miss everyone there at the Hidey Hole, Do you know they have no Rice a Roni in San Francisco? How could they lie like that? Do you know what tiger blood is? I am sure I do not want any..............My Charlie has not slept for five days now! He is so grumpy..........not like you Bobby, so nice and kind and always a gentleman! Charlie wears khaki shorts everyday and a shirt he calls a Bahama! I don't think you can wear a vacation can you? He is nice but that girl Goddess is so mean to me, she hogs the mirrors and always tries to put her face in front of mine when those nice photographers come when the limo arrives...........OH, I so miss the Hidey Hole, How is medic, I am sure she will need help this summer. If My Charlie gets done work and all with this tour ....maybe I could visit a bit and say hello to everyone..............What? OH, You are going to the Bass Pro shop? Do they cook it cajun style? I like mine blackened.........I hope you.........what?...........ok..............ok..........uh huh............ok............Bah bye.
*Nancy was told Bob was going with his wife and sons to a weekend away and he hurried the call and she is so sad and cries."

Pass the popcorn..............Missy is sure to go Tiger blood on her!

Okay Bonnie.....Did you put Dimwit Nancy up to this??????
Nico Sheen

OMG! (not the joose) this is WINNING!! LMAO!!

 

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KBV Novella chapter 69 verse 77 8 too much sleepless in Springfield

*boB up most of the night due to pain and hard Hotel Beds tosses and turns over the latest phone calls and happenings.* the voices........... "but boB he says he slams 7 gram rocks I think he going to propose to me"............... "he didn't get the idea of e cigs from the Hidey Hole he said he had been thinking about that forever" .......... "he says you guys are not smart and that it's juice not joose" ........ "boB I miss you".....

*boB just wanted to check in* Thanks for all the kind words and reviews I did feel the need to clarify something I have successfully cleaned a clear tube a couple times now. I would not suggest unwrapping the WICKING in the coils, I just gently rinse that and wash and rewrap the FILLER good once dry. undoing the WICKING could result in the coils shorting.

We'll head home tomorrow evening and I'll try to get caught up then. scrolling through the thread it looks like I got new flavors to add to the site and we will try to reopen hopefully more extended within a few days. I will take some paypal invoice orders starting the beginning of the week for those that are able.

TC all,
boB

Howdy Y'all! Ciego here...

It has been a rainy but KickBass weekend here in the Dank Basement.

I'm keeping warm and dry, reading "Water for Elephants" and sucking down the KBV joose as fast as my Godzilla-mod can vaporize it.

Today's flavor: BoB's O.M.G. (the juice). I've also dipped into the Jamaican Ginger, Strawberry Slice Cake and Auntie M.'s Coffee during the course of the weekend. All the joose is goooooooood. I like da joose.

Tired to call the Jelly Man, but can't reach him. I need er, romantical-type advice...hell, he dispenses advice about everything else, so maybe he can advise me about birds and bees stuff, which I still haven't figured out yet.

Hope everyone is doing well. Just trying to vape through enough juice to justify another order from KBV...dying to try V-Spot and several other flavors. Hey BoB....where are my samples? LOL

Look, everybody...this coming work week is gonna be tough on all of us, especially those of us who have jobs. <wink> Buck up, work hard, vape freely....and God bless us, everyone.

Man, I gotta get mo' joose! This carto is as dry as a popcorn fart.

Well hey, hey there Ciego, long time no see or hear from! Just wonderin when you're gonna finish our sauna...I've been thinking about it and hoping it was ready for all us to join in and have us a nice place to warm up.

I vote it be the baywatch guard tower on stilts and a beach scene....Quite fitting for our Hidey hole Pam Anderson!

Nancy called and she was glad to call "Bobby" while he was away......she was confused why he was always in the bathroom during th calls with the water running!

OMG(Not the joose) welcome to the Hidey Hole Cowgirl! You will fit right in here...we need some good humor ....*like there isn't enough already.....but I said GOOD humor!* Pull up a stump and enjoy the goings on, watch out for the blind guy in a thong....scary but he is harmless....ok, well, he is crazy with a nail gun and always falls overboard or in the ...................willows!

Medic, Thanks for your service and all the people with the courage to save and protect....I am in awe of you............You rock! My prayers are with you as well as my constant thoughts for safety.


Well, Osama Bin Laden has been caught and I , for one, feel a sense of justice for what he has done, the horrific crimes against humanity and the hijacking of a beautiful religion. My New York City has survived but the scars shall remain forever.........a moment of silence for those lost in that horrific day on 10/11/01. I was on the train heading to Albany on the 12th and saw the smoke still rising and the train became silent and I shall never forget the sadness and horror, I had friends in the Tower lost to that horrific act of senseless violence and my gut still aches for all the families and friends who lost that day. Perhaps the events of yesterday will allow some bit of healing for the grieving. Today I am prouder to be an American. My prayers to all who serve our country in the armed services, in domestic matters (like medics, firefighters, police and National guard) and all those who assist with their special dogs and contribute to our society with giving. Giving is the blood of what America is..........I am also grateful to be a part of this giving community at KBV and ECF. I pray all have a safe and peaceful heart today. Debbie ....a belly rub for that good dog from me!

Welcome home Bob and Missy!

WOW!!!! That was a lot of reading to catch up. (((((((((((((((((((Great big hidey hole hug)))))))))))))))))))) TY to everyone who kept the musics goin, and all the reviews.
I missed my hidey hole. That trip was more like work, than a vacation. But most are! I will try and upload a few pics later to share.
Prayers goin up for the tornado victims, as well as for Medics team in the fires. May god keep them safe.

I am so glad that DIMWIT hasn't showed her face around here again!

Bonnie.. I never knew that dogs could get their ears pierced?! Won't they try to get them out?
Here's a good song for y'all Hope we all have a great Monday!

*confused*

ahem.....................OUR hummingbirds do not look like those MO hummers...........ours are very colorful and never sit to eat nectar, they fly and lite on the petals of the feeders..................maybe it is the toxic fumes from NYC?

My bird looks different than Bobs' bird!.................ahem.......................

YEAH, THAT is why I don't clean my windows ...too! *GREAT LINE!....makes mental note to tell company just that!*


.Bob, a message, Nancy has had enough Tiger blood and wants to know if you have any work for her. She said something about she is begging on her knees??????IDK what THAT meant!

Don't shoot the messenger!

Mod Ho has some new tips for the dual cartos:
- They can run at 5 volts if half full.............IDK why, I have a PM out to a mod guru and electrical genius so more updates to follow
-second, the whistle tip can be modded easily, cut end off 1/2 way. It prevents it being too close to filling and allows air flow
I also remove the whistle end piece which pops out easily. Put a paper clip bent to a fishing hook and remove, voile' a whistle DT
- The washing can be done by a techno ...... *ME* and it tastes brand new, doubt many money hungry vendors will want to carry as a box of five I see lasting me a month.
- I pointed or small slanted tweezer slid down edges of fiber and plastic make a nice tributary for the joose to go to the bottom and one on the other side makes an air release and the fill will take about 15 seconds.

Just my 48,98 cents worth

LOVE these cartos!

OH Bob...I took a message while you were out last evening

Nancy callled
Said she is begging on bended knees for some jobs? IDK what to say.....she said she is good at decisions, poles and her bikini makes swimmers pay attention to the guard post. She said tiger blood is not for her but the shoes are real nice but the papers had a new headline she does not understand and she wants "her Bobby" to figure it out and explain it to her. It `s89`a7id7 <-----pup wrote that walking on keyboard of laptop! awwww so cute, she types!.....ahem..........The headline was Font size 48 and said.......Two and a half DIMWITS! It also had a picture of Charlie, the goddess and Nancy on the side. She is very upset and said to call her.

Godzilla, I mentioned your foxey Boxes and she said "Well, I already have one of those!" IDK what she is thinking.

ahem...........Don't shoot the messenger

***the rain coated figure trudges down the trail, dodging rain puddles and small rivers of run-off flowing from the hills into Lake Fishigan U, S, of A. Slowly making his way to the Coffee, Doughnut & Tackle shop run buy our own yssiM and Mini for a warming cup on yet another rainy, cold day... Will this weather every stop? No one is about in the Hidey, honey, fishing hole today - all are staying indoors trying to stay dry. Up ahead, through the downpour, a warm - inviting light shines from the windows of the waterlogged Jelly Man; not far now.

Pushing on the last few feet, he hears the sound of friendly voices from inside as he finally grabs the door knob and hears the tinkle of the chime bells on the door. As he enters, he sees all his friends chatting at the counter.... There is Bullet, Medic, Bonnie, yssiM, boB, Preacher Man - HyOnLyph.... Skeeter is buzzing around and there is a Wolfatthedoor under the table getting treats and Ciego talking to the coat rack... Dlite is in a booth plating cards with Candy and Godzilla over in the corner working on some kind of do-dad.

Taking of the heavy rain coat and hat, returning waves & howdies to everyone; just soaking in the warmth and inviting smells coming from the kitchen - yup! No matter how bad the weather, their is no place like our beloved Hidey hole home...***

Hey Ciego! Your new girlfriend mind holding my coat?

***Jelly Man slides up to the counter at the Hidey Hole Doughnut & Tackle shop next boB and slips him the folded up note with hearts drawn on it in pink ink...***

boB - I was stopped on the trail and told up give you this, but to keep it quiet! Nancy is out there in the rain hiding by the ........ Willows, down from the ole wild rose bush... The untamed one that we uprooted and threw in the lake - it grew back by the way, cannot do a thing about that bush.

Anyway, she said she needed me up get this to you and not blab it about... Is there, Aaahhh... Going on that we should be worried about? Do we need to get the preacher man to have a talk with ya? Think before you... Ahhh... Fall in that particular ........ Willow my friend!

***taking his cup of Aunt M's , Jelly Man strolls over to have a chat with Candy & Dlite in the corner booth.***

Stay tuned folks to find out if boB will have a clandestine meeting with Nancy R Foxy or will yssiM put a foot in her... Well stay tuned and Find out on KBV Radio... The sounds of the old, new, and... Well Odd!

Nancy R. Foxey had had enough Tiger blood to last a lifetime. Champagne made her silly and "her Charlie" never slept and well, the Limo driver was so cute and she was lonely and he asked her where she bought her shoes and then..........well, any man asking about her shoes was a WINNER!.................She was tired of saying WINNING when they were not playing a game and all the photographers calling her Goddess and she was so tired of saying "MY name is Nancy!" UGH..........Hotel after Hotel after Hotel..........she longed for a home, a steady place to buy her shoes and store them. Shoes did not pack well and that scrunching in the suitcases was bad for the leather and the bows, buckles and feathers on them. Her Charlie had said one too many times "C'mon dimwit, leave the frickin shoes behind FFS!" Now, NO ONE talked about her shoes like that! She had had it and told her Charlie it was over and he said "Don't let the door hit you in the double D's.........ya backwards idiot!" He then hollered something about being a troll and a torpedo to losing and she sighed and walked away and he hollered after her.........."WINNING........................WINNING........NOW THAT YOU ARE GONE, WE ALL ARE WINNING!!!" She had taken the nearest Train to Fishigan U. S. of A. and walked up to the path to the Hidey Hole and found Jelly man riding buy on his cycle and she yoo hooed him down to inquire as to the whereabouts of "MY Bobby" and handed him a note she had written on the train to slip to "her Bobby" and now she waited. She fixed her lipgloss, gave her platinum hair a nice lift by bending over with a steadiness necessary for 5 inch Manolos and threw her hair back to fluff it. She applied clear lip gloss and some blush and wiped the corners of her eyes with a tissue to remove mascara buggies *Don't LOL, Ya'll have had them...well, women anyway and .....ahem..........some men.....like Adam Lambert and Steven Tyler.....* This was a nerve wracking wait and made Nancy have butterflies in her tummy *and lower too*........ and she was excited and also very nervous that "her Bobby" would tell her to "Go take a Hike" like before and her shoes were not right for hiking and well, she was too tired to hike after that train ride with some old woman with curlers and a flowered housedress that talked to herself and drank Johnnie Walker Black the entire trip. She was exhausted............but..............some things were just worth waiting for.


Pass the popcorn and a face mask..............this could get like an extreme fight if Missy finds out............ssshhhhhhhh

***Jelly Man cocks an ear.... What did i hear??? Was that a Wolfatthedoor?***

Hiya Wolfie! The bark-o-lounger is all wet in this rain, but the fireplace here at the Doughnut & Taxkle Shop is nice and warm... Good to see ya!

*HyOnLyph is just hangin' around visitin' with all our friends at the Hidey Hole Doughnut & Tackle shop. In walks that good ol' KY geneman n' makes a B-line (not a joose... as we are more prone to swarms of humming birds than we are bees) straight for boB. Seems he's got a secret t' tell n whisperin' n clenched teeth commenses ........ KY keeps lookin' out the corner of his eye t'ords yssiM... makes a body a bit 'spicious wondering what he's so nervous about. Ya never knows what's goin' on in the mind of that boy. Hy takes a sip o coffee and tosses a morsel of his Glazed Ol'Fashion(not yet a joose) under the table to keep the Wolfy critter awake and attentive just in case he needs t' spring into action. KY seems t'be drivin' home a point with that finger in boB's chest. Thinkin' this could get ugly if KY n boB escalate their conversatin' t'shovin' n pushin' but none o my bidness til someone asks. So I'll just keep my elbow on the bar n my left cheek (not the face .... t'uther end) on the stool. Hope we don't need that kind-hearted Medic for nothin' .... uhm.... uh..... medic..inal.

Thinkin' there may be more t'this than meets th'eye. Even sweet yssiM is fuming a bit n' the cloud of KBV vopor hangin' round about her haid is more '...... uhm.... cloudy than usual. She seems to be sharpening her nails to a fine point as opposed to the usual ... uhm .... stuff that ladies do with their nails. (Preacherman don't really know nothin' bout that but Mrs. Preacherman has edumacated him a bit over th'years.)

Sees Bonniegirl cross the room wavin' n waves back t' her smilin' face. (Some folks just fill yer heart when ya seez 'em.) That's how it is here at the Hidey Hole in Fishigan, US of A.

 

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*boB is down on the dock with the laptop ordering for the upcoming reopening when he hears what he thinks is Nancy???* "boB! I'm back! ..... I missed the Hidey Hole so much and I'm sorry for leaving all you guys. I know it was wrong and you guys all had a hard time getting along without me" ...... "Nancy I'm not the ONE for you I told you" .........

"boB are you still talking about the Oracle? Charlie told me about that and said it's not even a person it's a company and you buy stock in it, kinda like that time we invented something when we took stock" "He said you buy stocks and you own part of it but you really never see it, I'd like to but some of the Hidey Hole can I buy Bonniegirl's stump?" ....... "Nancy you can only buy stock in public traded companies" ......................... "but boB you always told me the Hidey Hole was open to everyone and not private" ...... "Nancy I'll tell you what..... if you want Bonniegirl's stump you can have it, I haven't seen her in forever I think she must be in long term rehab somewhere" ........ "Can I paint it and fix it up?" ......






*Let's hope like heck Bonniegirl is really gone I just gave away her stump!*.......................................................................................

Mini_art.... yep ... I'm thinkin' Ciego is gonna sweep in here any minute n throw that weather girl over his shoulder n tote her off t'his .... um...... shop. They'd be a match f'each other.

*Preacherman looks out the window of the Hidey Hole Doughnut n Tackle store n sees boB n Nancy having a discussion.... (Lord knows what it's about). boB has both hands up 'bout chest high, palms out .... seems t'be backin down the Hidey Hole dock 'bout fast as a body can without ..... oooooppppsss... there he goes ... looks like he tripped over one of Ciego's ole contraption parts n flipped a** over teacup into the lake. Bwa...... (exerts a little selfcontrol... n stifles a guffaw n a bwahaha...only cuz it really did look funny.) It appears from this vantage point that Nancy thinks it's an invite to go..... uhm...... dippin' (not the vaping kind) ..... as she goes runnin' after poor ol' boB, flys up into the air n pulls her knees up t'her ..... um..... ample... uhm.... ness...... n cannonballs right off the dock after him. (good thing it's a sunny day at the Hidey Hole) Can poor ol' boB catch a break here. That guys workin' his fingers (n brain) t'the bone trying to get this place runnin' smooth n' some wantin' (aka wanton not wonton... just sayin') woman keeps tryin' t'distract him.

yssiM's busy lacing up her boots (I don't think I've ever seen hiking boots with silver tipped pointy toes n 4" heels) .... n KY must be out in da .... uhm..... outhous.... uhm....... new moon room.

Will somebody go n fish poor ol' boB outa that lake???? Ya kin leave Nancy in there if ya want... but throw boB a line or somethin

.....hiding behind bonnies ol' stump wonderin' if shes really gone~! Stoopid weather charlie dimwit gal can't have it, no she just can't! I'ma sit here and protect it til bonnie comes back, I am. uh-Oh...I never saw hiking boots like them! yssiM coming....Swim Nancy! Swim away fast!!
****quickly tunes ltd ed u2 ipod full of ear candy always attached to head to song of the moment for yssiM****

***Back at the bike shop Jelly Man is elbow deep in oil & grease (not the Movie or musical - Jelly Man ain't built for that kind of dancing) he hears a loud splash and a bunch of yelling coming from the lake. Rising up too fast, he crack his head on the handle bars of the bike he has been wrenching on - oooph!

Through the stars, cursing all the way, he runs out the garage door to see what in blue blazes is going on now! Almost missing the days when Ciego's latest weapon of self destruction was his only worry... Down by the dock, in the lake is an image that will be imprinted in his mind for the rest of his days! boB - fully clothed and very wet is swimming for his life, while being chased by a fully UNCLOTHED Nancy Foxy in all her god given glory and steel toed hiking booted yssiM is running for the water with murder in her eyes! Both fists clenched, she is moving like a Valkyrie, full of wrath at a sped a sprinter would envy. Every step bringing her closer to her vengeance on that... Aaahhh... Lady of the lake. Reaching the end of the dock, she never slows; just let out a war cry and leaps at the transgressor that is chasing HER man about the lake.... Only one problem - boots and jeans are NOT good swimming gear.***

M-E-D-I-C!!! Help!!!

*** grabbing a life preserver from the dock I run to give aid... Hope someone comes quick or yssiM may drown... Or WORSE - boB might get caught by Nancy!

All this commotion…can’t a girl just enjoy a slow vape and a cup of coffee? Geez….Bullet take a sip of coffee then walks towards the door. She gets on her bike and heads towards the hidey hole where everyone is standing, waiting with anticipation of what’s going to happen….will boB make it to shore before naked Nancy catches him…will yssiM catch naked Nancy before she catches boB…will boB catch hell when yssiM catches him….will Bonniegirl be able to catch boB once she finds out he’s given away her stump at the camp fire to naked Nancy….
You’ll have to catch the next episode……

Preacherman Hy spots SmokingBullet leanin' back havin' a vape n watchin' the commotion.... she looks like someone casually standing in the eye of a tornado with the whole world spinnin' round her. She looks kinda zen over there.

Hy Waves.... "Nice to see you Bullet"

I am beginning to give boB the IRL over here!!!

***yssiM is a very good swimmer, no worries over that! She will catch The blonde Bimbo. Y'all just better catch her, or she will be in the slammer for a LONG time.***
I wont drown her, that will be too easy .. I will drag her up to shore where I can do some damage! Then someone should have a talk w/ Nancy about other women's men! Very dangerous!

Nice to see ya out here by the lake. Yep, just kickin back and watching what’s coming down. This cute little 3.7 modbox I just got is amazing, the button is comfy, the size is wonderful, just put a new dual coil carto on it, and enjoying my vape while enjoying the show. Didn’t know boB was such a fast swimmer. And don’t worry about naked Nancy, she’s got them double D floatation’s no way she’ll be drowning.

Well now normally I dont get involved in the kids little spats but this time may have to be an exception . I cant have my daughter stuck in the steel chateau over someone like that little blonde uh person.

Running down to the dock Mini takes a dive just as the blonde bombshell rounds the corner and snags her on the fly. Drags her out of the water by the hair as she is yelling blue murder!

Now then you little miss , you listen here , you are going to find somewhere else to go and stay gone or in am gonna have to make my point with these here knitting needles. Its called ear piercing the hard way !

Now you get ! Chasing her down the road knitting needles in hand as the blonde bombshell runs for her life

she runs straight into the unkillable rose bush! Scratched, tangled and screaming boo hooo! OMG she sounds like bonnie! only a lot less likeable and a lot less welcome.

Medic!!!! Call 911 , they will at least take her somewhere else !

Wow, a girl can't even go to work without ya'll getting into all kinds of problems. The ambulance is on the way. They will take Nancy to some big Trauma center next to vomitjuice.com. Maybe she can find a new home there. Yissm and boB get out of the lake now. Ya'll have work to do. The stores been closed for 3-4 days and the hidey hole is falling apart. We need you two to keep it together for all of us. We can't go on without our joose.
Okay back to work.
Chat later.

Okay, home from work.
***medic's friends arrive at the hidey hole. They tie Nancy down to the backboard, put a collar around her neck, and load her up in the back of the ambulance. Medic is seen giving the EMT driver a bag of joose. Okay I don't care where you take her, just take her far away from here. Sure, Jackson Memorial in Miami is good, have a safe trip and be careful in South Beach.
Okay yssiM, the blond bimbo is gone for good. If she comes back it is because Bonnie bought her a bus ticket.***

Bonniegirl steps off the train and sees that the "thing woman" was getting off at the Hidey Hole stop in Fishigan U. S of A. and she is disgusted to see such a "thing" coming to her home.....and there really is no place like home...........she had found that Dorothy was right when she said it in the movie. Were it not for the wire she received with a train ticket attached to go to "her people" as she called them she would never leave this paradise....but, she was summoned home to her kin folk for an emergency.......HA, some emergency. Her second cousin Ethel was about to give birth to triplets and help was needed. Bonniegirl did not approve of this people having litters and all as she thought that was for animals, but that was what God gave to Ethel, far be it from Bonniegirl to get in his way. What they needed her for she will never know, but she had sterilized enough bottles and washed enough diapers to last her a lifetime. Well, the food was good and it was nice to have plenty of heat and hot water which her cabin did not have the luxury of but what did one need with hot water anyway? The fire could boil water for coffee and tea and the occasional stomach remedy from too much of the Ms. Walker. Her "people" had harped and nagged and harped some more and made her attend the Methodist church on Sundays where everyone whispered and talked about everyone else's dresses and gossiped and sneered and well............they wee just plain UNgodly...just like that rose bush at the Hidey Hole. Bonniegirl decided there was more Christianity at the Hidey Hole than there was in any church house. Oh and they nagged about her housedresses and made her wear more appropriate dresses made of itchy polyester not like the soft cotton ones Mini sewed up for her. Well, she had been nagged to the end and slipped out in the middle of the night............enough of "her people"..they could be someone else's people from now on. She decided to stop at the pub to get a wet for her whistle and avoid that blonde woman who talked about nothing for the entire trip to anyone that listened. All the men passengers listened to her with baited breath as if her words were sent from the heavens although they looked at her chest instead of her face when she talked. Well, a good whistle wetting was just what she needed and then home to her real home, the hidey hole.


Pass the popcorn please.........who knows what will happen if bonniegirl sees her stump painted and taken

*boB catches wind (not Ciego's Dutch oven) that bonniegirl is coming back!* "OMG Nancy!" "Yes boB .....I got some. I'm vaping it while painting the stump" ............. "No Nancy not the joose, we have a problem bonniegirl is coming back to the Hidey Hole! You didn't tell me she was on the train!" .... "now boB how would I know who bonniegirl is she left before I became the KBV weather woman?" "Well I can't let you have that stump!" ........ "boB you're an Indian giver! this is MY stump now!"

"Nancy I'll convert the sauna for you and put anything you want in it...... I'll do anything" ................. "anything boB?" "ANYTHING Nancy"...........................

We just got rid of Nancy and boB already brought her back? Dang... I had a case of poison ivy like that once... Just could not get it to go away

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe boB wants Nancy to stay??? yssiM you better pay attention.

boB may have too much water in the ears from his lake incident that he can't remember what's going on LOL. Oh boB, shake it out, come on, shake it a bit more.....

I woke from a dream, Yssim had fire in her eye as she struted past my post guarding bonniegirls stump in her .... kickin boots...

Nancy is in an ambulance on her way to Miami! I am sure we will get updates.

Medic
Update from Miami General Hospital..................discharge planning has begun!



Pass the popcorn and a face mask...................Bonniegirl is on her way home from the pub after 26 fingers of her Ms Walker and her stump has been defiled.....................and Missy hearing the news about Nancy........The Novella should be good tonight!..............whew, good thing Survivor is not on Wednesday anymore, wouldn't wanna miss this!

My pain doctor gave the option and I chose no anesthesia.....yep, was awake for all of them! I reached my limit of steroids that my rheumatologist allowed for his RA patients and now get a procedure called nerve block trigger points.....injections of smaller amounts of steroids diected at the muscle where the pain travels to prevent the nerve from spasms in the muscle, in essence it is blocking the nerve root from feeling the pain....had three thus far and am tolerating well......

Ha Ha the google spell checker doesn't know what a rheumatologist is ...........LUCKY them! Wish I didn't either.

Boy that dimwit Novella had the TV guide channel all screwed up! Survivor was on...........I always watch on TeeVo as I hate commercials. They either lie about their products, use subliminal messages or make you feel guilty for having food and a dog that is cared for...........NO THANKS!


Medic....Nancy called for you.........she wanted to know why you lifeguards use candy to save people? IDK(prolly never a joose) WTF (not a joose) she meant but OMG(Not the joose) she makes me LOL(Not the joose) when she is such a dimwit and Missy gets all POSTAL and full of tiger blood (Should be a joose) IMO (should also be a joose IMO). IMHO (Not a joose) she is never going to be able to find her way to Fishigan but she is quite close to you and Mini and well.........perhaps she will stop by for tea! She is studying a book called "lifesaving for Dummies" and she is on page one for the last two days, at this rate she should be ready to take CPR classes in say 2015 or in 1519 Days! She is also watching TVland channel and studying Baywatch reruns and said "that Pam girl had a good Doctor, wonder who she used?"

I will let you all know in advance if she calls again............wonder who gave her my number?

Bonnie please tell Nancy we use lifesavers so the people we are rescuing don't get hungry and to keep studing her book and come see me in August 2015 or 1530 days. She can feel free to come into my office to take CPR then.
<<<<-------Did anyone notice my retirement home photo.

Did they hire Nancy to do the weather?

Last heard of Nancy was applying for a job as a model in Miami. That might be right up her alley, as there are plenty of alleys in Miami for her to "model" in

Yes, we are sickly and "ODD" too but we are strong and have good medicine here at the Hidey hole, Good friends who care, laughter and sillyness and some dang good joose to get us all through the Godly sense of humor and trials and tribulations!


Phantom.........well said! I, too, shall say a few ....*OK, MANY* extra prayers this evening when I lay my head upon my pillow in rest with my PV in my hand and KBV gassing it up.............I sometimes wonder if God thinks to himself, when I pray, OMG (Not the joose, HER again? She just can not catch a break, this one.... and she goes on and on and on.) But, I tell myself that God is patient and kind and much like ya'll here, he lets me go on and on about mostly nothing or musings or fluffery words about fluffery nothings and so he placates me and just listens. Wonder if he can hit the ignore button or surf past the prayers of the "ODD" ones? Interesting thought, huh? Techno God.........text him or IM him or facebook "Friend" him or he could click the "LIKE" button for a prayer or change his mind and "UNLIKE" it.........Oh well, amused myself with the thoughts of techno God anyway............thanks for listening Hidey Holers and you, too, God.........Thanks for "liking" me and "Friending" me and caring about us all.


Pass the radio, I wanna change the station from the Christian prayer network to KBV radio and wait for the Novella, I hear Bonniegirl is on her way to the Hidey hole and Nancy R. Foxey has been discharged from Miami General, Missy is sharpenning her claws, Ciego is working on the sauna, Jelly man is working on a new bike with a .... tail for Bob cause he needs a bigger basket and looked ..........ahem.....well.........he looked "ODD" on the three wheeler bike with the bell and horn on the handle bars that Jelly man fixed for him with a shopping cart size basket in back and he needs better transport to carry more catches! This should get interesting and especially since MY aubergine is back..........cause I was worried and very sad and missed her toooooo much!

*boB strolling down the trail to the Hidey Hole passes the ............



willows for a hummer........




viewing*
"hey guys the wind is blowing so hard today those poor hummers can't even stay on the feeders....... it's nearing the climax....



Before they nest and I'll try to get some good video in case they prematurely................

nest" I'll be down at the mixing shop if ya need me, TTYL"

 

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Its the Kentucky Derby Day edition of Jelly Man Says... Only on KBV Radio - the sounds of the new, the old and well... the ODD!

Brought to you buy Kick Bass Vapor - Let them Lure you in!

Hidey-Ho Fisherfolk! Jelly Man here reporting live from, well... my living room! Churchhill Downs on Derby Day? I think NOT! If you are a KY resident, the Derby & Derby Festival are events that turn a nice wonderful place to live into a mad house for 2 weeks ending with the big event on the first Saturday of May: The Kentucky Derby!

Don't get me wrong... I actually LOVE the Derby and horse racing as a whole - you cannot grow up in this state without it being in your blood as they say, but I outgrew the event itself and going to the track itself a long time ago. We get together with friends here in the country and have a BBQ, tune in the race on TV or radio and let our own games begin - Derby Day Drinking lol!

There is one fine KY Derby tradition that I and many here adhere to... The Mint Julep! Kentucky Bourbon... Great stuff! So I am going to give you the PERFECT mint julip recipe to celebrate the KY Derby no matter where you are!

It is fun and easy... Get you a bottle of Good bourbon - if you have no idea what is and is not good, just ask at your local booze barn and I sm sure they can help... Then the Mint! I like to use a Chocolate Mint that my wife and I grow here, but some prefer peppermint. Experiment and find out want you like best... that is half the fun. You need 4 sprigs per Julep you make. Bruise the mint and mix in a Collins glass with 2 tsp of water and 1 tsp of powdered sugar. Fill glass with crushed ice and add 3 oz of Bourbon and garnish with a sprig of mint and serve with a straw... That simple! The taste of the Derby in your own back yard.

Just call some friends, fire up the grill and let the festivities begin. You can get some hobby horses and set out a track and have hobby horse races... the more juleps your racers have, the more Fun the races are... Pin the tail on the Thoroughbred is another fun Derby game - Once again, the more Juleps, the more fun! or you can just watch the drunken fools running around your yard and have a cup of coffee. lol

Before you know it you will all be Kentuckians at heart... saying forget the mint, just pass the bottle!

But always remember - Drink responsibly and NEVER drink and drive.

Well... That is it for me - Jelly Man OUT! I here the call to the posts and I have to go pick some mint.

Jelly Man Says is only found on KBV Radio, brought to you by Kick Bass Vapor - The Best Joose at the Best Price PERIOD!

 

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**boB, Nancy called and said to tell you she is working at Disney in Cinderella's castle and she will see you a Vapestock next month. Who gave Nancy my number? Bonnie??????***

With the week off and the restocking plus the medical problems not sure on the 4oz but we can work it out ; -).

*boB feeling the pressure of Nancy being sorely missed by the guys and there was no way that sports guy was hanging around ........the DJ revolving circle seems to be working fine so attempts the weather and sports both*

"Good afternoon Hidey Holers! I guess we'll start with the Derby......... *played the ponies a LOT with his dad when he was a kid but know NOTHING about the derby and wings this one*

"Animal Kingdom wins at the wire by a length and pays handsomely at 21-1! There was no clear cut favorite in this derby Archarcharch left the track at the 1 post with what was a fracture and was subtracted at 11-1 causing last minute ODD changing. Nehro and Animal Kingdom placed and showed @ 7-1 and 24-1 respectively.

Early reports are Jelly Man slipped (possibly on KY but may have just been the result of drinking) playing Pin the tail on the Thoroughbred and is out til next years round with a reported strained wrist HMMMM (me thinks it was lifting the drinks)."

Baseball!
"After tossing a 2 hit complete game shut out at the Brew Crew the favor was returned to the Cardinals today by them with 9 innings of shutout 1 hit ball combined by Yovani Gallardo and John Axford losing 4 zip" "Justin Verlander pitched a no no for the Tigers and the Yankees and Sawx are prolly winning (FFS if you can't win with 200 mil payrolls WTF) and the Cubs despite coming back in the ninth to beat the Reds are still saying Maybe next year in May for the 113th season" *....(talk of curses and Billygoats continue)....*

And now for your weather on KBV channel 69.69 on your dial........... "Warm with possible showers across most of the country, windy in the Midwest, Hot and not Windy in FL with reports of swimming and........ hot on the West coast.......... the back forecasts more fronts moving through (there is a back with the fronts!) for the rest of the Country no forecast, look out your window or go outside!" * figuring that might do for the sports but he's not filling Nancy's 5 inch high heels needs to work on his forecasting.......... secretly the plan all along*

**That concludes the afternoon edition of sports and weather from KBV station 69.69 on your dial, please catch sports final with local sand volleyball clips from Lake Fishigan tomorrow evening** "Enjoy the Joose, call, visit, or talk to your Mother tonight or tomorrow whether she is with you here or in spirit!"

Am I the only one at the hidey hole at 8pm on a Saturday night??? Poor me.

I'm here!! Over protecting bonniegirls stump..look for the big poof of vapor, or better yet sniff for the M.A.W....~~~waving at medic, aub and lady~~~

<<waves back so hard I think I'm gonna wrench my arm socket!>>

Okay I feel better now, not so lonely.

Oh I'm sorry Medic I was just down on the dock for a hummer......





viewing. I'll upload some video later

Sunday Sports Extra from KbV radio Station 69.69 on your dial

1st Annual Mothers Day Sand Volley Ball tournament From Lake Fishigan

KBV would like to start by thanking the special volunteers that made this event possible! SmokingBullet for dragging the grader behind her ATV........... Ciego for running the crooked chalk lines wearing spandex shorts and brought an extra sock (guess he thought the outhouses me be out of TP?) .......... FSLF (Fox Sports Lake Fishigan) ......... and KBV radio for sparing us the video.

*As the crowd gathered atchungbaby sang the National Anthem in beautiful form on what was a beautiful warm Spring day .......... The men gathered in spandex shorts and the women in the newly designed KBV bikinis......... it was a sight for ..... well it was a sight! ....... as the Anthem wound down there were loud cheers followed by plumes of vapor. The Jelly Man due to his sprained wrist put on the Zebra shirt to volunteer as referee for the game....... "Play Ball" yelled the Jelly Man*

*This was the 1st annual and spare of the moment so teams were picked one by one................ now how to tell them apart.... shirts and skins? No, no nudity allowed on the beach of Lake Fishigan so the contestants would go with spandex shorts and bikini bottoms so after a quick run to the out house for some changing things got underway.......... Ciego must have brought the sock in case of emergency because he emerged from the outhouse not quite as bulky*


*Medic prepares to the lead off serve and calls a quick TO............ "did the cat's ... think this was a litter box or what" she asks .......... "Ciego scans the court with the pooper scooper for 10 minutes before bonniegirl finally says "FFS gimme that" and quickly removes the foreign object and play resumes* ............. medic spikes a liner at boB who dives for the save to snails1023 who sets up a perfect spike opportunity to typocinnamongrl (I like Tropicana better) and as she gets ready to drive it home medic from the other side of the net uses the Provari to blow a plume and she loses sight of the ball causing it to drop* .......... Immediately "foul" is called as it seems medic saved some vomitvapor.com juice for the occasion and an investigation is quickly underway* * Jelly Man whistle in mouth comes to the scene "I recognize that smell anywhere, that's not joose that's juice foul granted no point"*

Team spandex pants takes an early lead when play resumes due to several balls taking favorable bounces off the back of Ciego's head from facing the wrong way ............. bikini bottoms (not SpongeboB) will not go down without a fight and Skeeterkck starts buzzing around causing them to regain the lead ....... Cassie serves for game point.......... Ball comes screaming right at yssiM......... boB trying to help accidentally catches string around her neck loosening it and exposing a nice big..................



PV from her PV holder...... the ball bounces off boB's shoulder and hits Ciego right in the sockless crotch dropping him and the ball and bikini bottoms takes round one..................

That leaves bikini bottoms to face tiny team tiny thongs in round two......................

Happy Mothers Day to all the Muthas here at the Hidey Hole and all the Mothers in heaven and all the mother..........Volley ball participants..............and.................well, Happy Mothers Day.

Ahem.....................Medic called a friend who had a cousin who called me to tell me that their neighbor knew a man that worked with Medic and his wife told her bridge club that YES!............Medic has made arrangements to bring Nancy to Vapestock.........now this is not first *or even second hand* information but I believe the sources to be reliable as they have played bridge at the same table for 12 years and uses the same hairdresser for 20.3we4 <-------a certain cute pup just walked on a certain keyboard to say a waggy tailed hello to all)..............ahem..............Missy, Pack your vaseline, gloves and boots, I hear she is wearing her Lou Vuittons and they pack a mean spike!


Goodnight to all and "My friends pup bites her hand when she tries to lay her on her side..........is it ok to papoose her to achieve this side lying submissive position? Or.............is missionary better?..............Just askin..............

KBV radio weather recap and sports forecast.....

"The cards play the Loveable Losers this week WWCT (What Would Charlie Think?) of a name like that? and a 3 game WINNING streak is forecast. ............ Wait a minute! That's Nancy's old paperwork, you forecast the weather and recap the Sports!" "Cincy is down in the basement beating on the cellar dwellers............. the Brew crew almost blew one in the 8th and the tigers if they haven't already are on their way to winning their 3rd straight"

KBV Lake Fishigan Sand Volleyball Tournament Round 2

*Lake Fishigan Mayor Crappie Sucker pulls to the scene on a Rhino (not an animal) and pulls aside Jelly Man* *money exchanges hands and off Mayor Sucker heads" .................. "Play Ball!" yells jelly man at team Tiny Thongs and Team Tiger Blood........... Mofeeeus goes to grab "Wilson" to find him flat!....... a figure is spotted on the grassy knoll and someone is taken into custody from the 3rd floor of Auntie M's upholstery shop down the trail by Lake Fishigan security* ............................

"either one of those is a 500 yard cast thinks boB thinks to himself........ this wasn't the angling of an armature!" ............ Fish Fishbourne? (heck that's not even his real name) Bill Dance? ....nah he wears glasses and I've seen his bloopers........... Mike Iaconelli? ..... that obnoxious fool could never pull off something like this!" ......

*boB racking his brain is hit with a thought (scary)........ there's a man, a legend, a fisherman, a KBV joose vaper that vapes Auntie M's that's capable of this! Andy Cuccia ......yup the one and only...... the one that took Godzilla fishing to rub it in on boB......what did he have against me? boB thought" Yup any man that can pull 10lb Bass outta his (|) like Cooch was certainly capable of a cast like that but why?'.............

*As the thoughts turned from why to how to salvage the tournament boB had more racing thoughts............ there's another man, a repairman, a master builder.......... He's been known to melt plastic toys with high voltage........... maybe he can find Ciego and use the remnants of his blown up A.N.U.S. (Armageddon Nicotine Use System) to repair "Wilson" .........certainly he has something small enough to plug a small hole?...................................................

AMEN Skeeter and toughts and prayers for Bitsy...


**boB while working on the site to reopen and finishing the audio from round 2 of The1st Annual Lake Fishigan Sand Volleyball tournament gets a surprise phone call from our ex weather girl Nancy**



"boB! she yells with excitement .......... "I know you love the Cards so I was watching the game tonight........ someone from the Hidey Hole made it big!!!" .... *boB is just completely lost but asks "what are you talking about Nancy?" .............. Aw boB come on! The Novella? Chapter 68 Verse 68? you were there you know all about it!" ............... *boB figures medic took her out for a night on the town to celebrate the hiring and she's pretty liquored up but has to hear this!

............ "Yes! someone always owed someone one?...... it's him! He plays for the cuBs! Right field depending on which side of the field you're watching from! The back of his shirt says ...udome! ............. "um Nancy yeah that's the guys name but you don't pronounce it slowly, it's one word not 4!!!" ........... "no boB you're wrong because in left field depending on which side you're watching from they got this other guy named sorry ... something!"......... That's Sori Nancy!........" I really gotta go so I can finish this sports report and play the audio from the Volleyball Tournament. Seems someone used something from Ciego's A.N.U.S. (Armageddon Nicotine Use System) to repair "Wilson", maybe KY and now he's being called "Slick Willy".........................................................................

*darn phone rings again*

"boB do you plan to reopen the store tonight?" .......... "yeah Nancy why?" .............. "well they know! They're planning a riot the guy for the Cards is even wearing a shirt that says Theriot on the back!" ........ "oh my God Nancy!" .......... "it's in stock?" .........."yeah I really gotta work call me tomorrow"........................

KBV radio station 69.69 on your dial has decided to pass on golf programming due to lack of interest We have a new weather woman coming soon, I had no idea training took so long but that is the real reason bonniegirl has been MIA for so long.

I will be happy to do the golf and fire/smoke traffic report. Don't use I-95 due to increased traffic from the golfers and people that enjoy watching people hit balls on grass and then chase after them to do it all over again. Don't take I-75 due to the smoke from the big 130 sq mile (yes miles) brush fire in the swamp. In other words, there is no way to get into florida!!!!

We're squared away with all orders prior to reopening including all PP orders If you don't have tracking/ delivery confirmation please contact me. newbie gotta go to the PO to get the right size mailers for you but you'll go and I'll have you tracking today. We've been working on the site reopening orders for over 2 hours now and turn around looks good and like we are getting closer to not being forced to close other than maybe one day a week for inventory and site maintenance. Turn around time RIGHT NOW is very good and under 48 hours.

Blueberry Romance went out very limited as "Bait A" but feedback came back very well on it and when I get time will add that and the few other new flavors to the site. If the few of you that I talked to want it immediately just order another joose with the same options and put in the comments box to "sub" for it and we'll catch it. We'll see what the weekend brings but we are weathering the storm despite Nancy not being here to forecast and things look good

Lastly, it's been an ongoing issue with comcast users and I still haven't gotten to the bottom of it. We took away the need for a verification email to "get your license" but the system returns your shipping emails and I try to catch them and resend them from another email account. The issue continues to be looked into but it seems comcast doesn't communicate with the systems we use.

Thanks everyone for the overwhelming support and patience during KBV's "growing pains" it's looking like we're seeing great progress as a result of them.