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LoriP1702

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After nearly 40 years of marriage, Marty was lying in bed one evening, when his wife felt Marty begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of h

He then caressed her shoulders and neck,slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her
buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg.

He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"


To which he responded, "I found the remote."
Too funny!! :lol::lol::lol:

Good morning lovely & handsome Lurkers :wub:

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And Good Morning Lurkers.

Good morning Lurkers :)

Good morning lurkers [emoji4][emoji477]️

Hi dale, kad, and obg [emoji4]


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Rachel
Good morning Lurkers, and all who follow.
Dale, Kad, OBG & MB :wub:

Working on my first cup, not human yet. ;)
 

Sir Kadly

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    Working on my first cup, not human yet. ;)
    Wait, human? I always thought you were a dachshund. :confused:Does this mean OBG isn't really a motorcycle? And Bobbi isn't really a frog? And Angel isn't really an angel? :unsure:How many of you don't look like your avatars? :w00t:
     

    LoriP1702

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    Wait, human? I always thought you were a dachshund. :confused:Does this mean OBG isn't really a motorcycle? And Bobbi isn't really a frog? And Angel isn't really an angel? :unsure:How many of you don't look like your avatars? :w00t:
    Nope, it's true. :laugh:

    Good morning,Lori:wub:
    Morning Fran. :wub:
     

    LoriP1702

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    Good morning Rachel, Fran, and Lori :wub:
    Good morning Dale. :wub:
    Hi fran, lori and kad [emoji4]


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    Rachel
    Good morning MB :wub:
    Did your KF5 come? Was curious what you thought about it.
    Can't remember which version you got, I've still had no luck figuring out which mine was.
     

    mommabird62

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    Good morning Dale. :wub:

    Good morning MB :wub:
    Did your KF5 come? Was curious what you thought about it.
    Can't remember which version you got, I've still had no luck figuring out which mine was.

    Hi lori [emoji4] I got the SJMY version. I think it arrived Monday after we left town. It was coming from china and took about 10 days. I will try and get it set up Sunday and let you know. From what I am hearing it does pretty good. In all honesty, I have tried lots of tanks, some being high end $ and still prefer the Subtank mini with the rda deck [emoji6] But since I am primarily a squonker, I am not the best to ask about tanks. Lol


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    Rachel
     

    daleron

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    Good morning Dale :wub: Yep! I'm the cows tail. :lol: Working 2nd shift its usually around 1:30 before I get to sleep so no more getting up early for me! ;)
    Ouch!! :ohmy: I should think not!

    Well DH just now left the house so I'm off to do some things too ;)

    Laters! ~~~~~~~~~
     

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