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    Good morning Sara, Lori, OBG, Fran and Rachel :wub:

    Kad, I guess I'd better start stocking up on very cold weather gear. A very good friend(BIG Cubs fan) told me a couple of years ago that hell will freeze over when the Cubs win the WS! Brrrrr... I hope they do!

    An Illinois farmer dies and goes to hell. The Devil notices that the farmer is not suffering like the rest. He checks the gauges and sees that it's 90 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the farmer and asks why he's so happy.

    The farmer says, "I like it here. The temperature is just like plowing my fields in June."

    The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer and decides to get him, so he goes over and turns up the temperature to 100 degrees and the humidity to 90%. After turning everything up he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him standing around just as happy as can be. The Devil quizzes the farmer again as to why he's so happy.

    The farmer says, "This is even better. It's like pulling weeds in the fields during July."

    The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the farmer suffer. He goes over to the controls and turns the heat up to 120 degrees and the humidity to 100%.

    "Now lets see what the farmer is up to," he says. So he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him sitting on the floor even happier then before. The Devil can't figure it out. He asks the farmer why he's happy now.

    The farmer replies, "This is great, it's just like working in the silo with my friends in August."

    The Devil says, "That's it, I'll get this farmer." He goes over and turns the temperature down to a freezing 25 degrees. "Let's see what the farmer has to say about this."

    The Devil looks around and finds the farmer jumping up and down for joy and yelling, "THE CUBS HAVE FINALLY WON THE WORLD SERIES!"
     

    Sara Love

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    An Illinois farmer dies and goes to hell. The Devil notices that the farmer is not suffering like the rest. He checks the gauges and sees that it's 90 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the farmer and asks why he's so happy.

    The farmer says, "I like it here. The temperature is just like plowing my fields in June."

    The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer and decides to get him, so he goes over and turns up the temperature to 100 degrees and the humidity to 90%. After turning everything up he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him standing around just as happy as can be. The Devil quizzes the farmer again as to why he's so happy.

    The farmer says, "This is even better. It's like pulling weeds in the fields during July."

    The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the farmer suffer. He goes over to the controls and turns the heat up to 120 degrees and the humidity to 100%.

    "Now lets see what the farmer is up to," he says. So he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him sitting on the floor even happier then before. The Devil can't figure it out. He asks the farmer why he's happy now.

    The farmer replies, "This is great, it's just like working in the silo with my friends in August."

    The Devil says, "That's it, I'll get this farmer." He goes over and turns the temperature down to a freezing 25 degrees. "Let's see what the farmer has to say about this."

    The Devil looks around and finds the farmer jumping up and down for joy and yelling, "THE CUBS HAVE FINALLY WON THE WORLD SERIES!"

    Bwahahahaha. Love it. :)
     

    daleron

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    An Illinois farmer dies and goes to hell. The Devil notices that the farmer is not suffering like the rest. He checks the gauges and sees that it's 90 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the farmer and asks why he's so happy.

    The farmer says, "I like it here. The temperature is just like plowing my fields in June."

    The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer and decides to get him, so he goes over and turns up the temperature to 100 degrees and the humidity to 90%. After turning everything up he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him standing around just as happy as can be. The Devil quizzes the farmer again as to why he's so happy.

    The farmer says, "This is even better. It's like pulling weeds in the fields during July."

    The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the farmer suffer. He goes over to the controls and turns the heat up to 120 degrees and the humidity to 100%.

    "Now lets see what the farmer is up to," he says. So he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him sitting on the floor even happier then before. The Devil can't figure it out. He asks the farmer why he's happy now.

    The farmer replies, "This is great, it's just like working in the silo with my friends in August."

    The Devil says, "That's it, I'll get this farmer." He goes over and turns the temperature down to a freezing 25 degrees. "Let's see what the farmer has to say about this."

    The Devil looks around and finds the farmer jumping up and down for joy and yelling, "THE CUBS HAVE FINALLY WON THE WORLD SERIES!"
    :lol:
     

    JoeyC

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    Good morning lovely & handsome Lurkers :wub:

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    Good morning Joey :wub:
    That sounds rather challenging! Good luck with it :thumb:


    Good morning OBG :wub:
    Um, beef jerky! No deer on hand? ;)


    Good morning Kad :wub:
    I've been seeing your Halloween avy and was inspired to put up mine ;)


    Good morning Sara :wub:
    O happy day is payday! :w00t:


    Good morning Lori :wub:
    Hope your day is smooth and quick ;)


    Good morning Fran, Rachel, and Lynn :wub:



    :?: :unsure: :eek:

    Good morning Bobbi :wub: Hope you can stay cool :)
    I almost have it first try I just need to lower some %'s :D
     

    LoriP1702

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    Good morning @daleron :wub:
    Thought I grabbed your post, but I guess I didn't.

    An Illinois farmer dies and goes to hell. The Devil notices that the farmer is not suffering like the rest. He checks the gauges and sees that it's 90 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the farmer and asks why he's so happy.

    The farmer says, "I like it here. The temperature is just like plowing my fields in June."

    The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer and decides to get him, so he goes over and turns up the temperature to 100 degrees and the humidity to 90%. After turning everything up he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him standing around just as happy as can be. The Devil quizzes the farmer again as to why he's so happy.

    The farmer says, "This is even better. It's like pulling weeds in the fields during July."

    The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the farmer suffer. He goes over to the controls and turns the heat up to 120 degrees and the humidity to 100%.

    "Now lets see what the farmer is up to," he says. So he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him sitting on the floor even happier then before. The Devil can't figure it out. He asks the farmer why he's happy now.

    The farmer replies, "This is great, it's just like working in the silo with my friends in August."

    The Devil says, "That's it, I'll get this farmer." He goes over and turns the temperature down to a freezing 25 degrees. "Let's see what the farmer has to say about this."

    The Devil looks around and finds the farmer jumping up and down for joy and yelling, "THE CUBS HAVE FINALLY WON THE WORLD SERIES!"
    I can't speak for N. Illinois, but around here...yep. Sounds about right! :lol:
     

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    WOW! That was quick! :ohmy: :thumb:

    Hi Lori :) Dang! Already lunch time??? o_O
    I did the first batch I came real close I need something to smooth it out some, I think I used to much of the funnel cake also not realizing how strong the flavor is LOL
     

    LoriP1702

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    Yeah well, I didn't say they "agreed" with me :laugh:

    Hey! We got some rain last night! :w00t:
    Lol's. :laugh:
    Oh, that's WONDERFUL!!!!! :banana::banana::banana:

    I sent Chim a note on FB with the link to the thread that discusses the lawsuit, the one I linked here the other day.
    Thought she might be interested since she graduated from law school.
    Plus, I reminded her to keep stocking up if she hadn't. :unsure:
     

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    I did the first batch I came real close I need something to smooth it out some, I think I used to much of the funnel cake also not realizing how strong the flavor is LOL
    Hum, do you not use the liquid "Smooth"? :unsure: I have it but haven't ever had any success using it :(

    Lol's. :laugh:
    Oh, that's WONDERFUL!!!!! :banana::banana::banana:

    I sent Chim a note on FB with the link to the thread that discusses the lawsuit, the one I linked here the other day.
    Thought she might be interested since she graduated from law school.
    Plus, I reminded her to keep stocking up if she hadn't. :unsure:
    Yes ma'am, it sure is nice ... got some windows open airing the house out but I don't dare leave them open nights again :(

    I hope you have better luck getting a response from Chim than I have had :?:
     

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    Hum, do you not use the liquid "Smooth"? :unsure: I have it but haven't ever had any success using it :(


    Yes ma'am, it sure is nice ... got some windows open airing the house out but I don't dare leave them open nights again :(

    I hope you have better luck getting a response from Chim than I have had :?:
    Did you use the message feature on FB, or post on her page??
    I used the message feature. :)
     

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    Hum, do you not use the liquid "Smooth"? :unsure: I have it but haven't ever had any success using it :(


    Yes ma'am, it sure is nice ... got some windows open airing the house out but I don't dare leave them open nights again :(

    I hope you have better luck getting a response from Chim than I have had :?:
    I have smooth and like you results are mixed LOL
     

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    Both I think :unsure:


    Huh, weird o_O


    Apparently not :lol:
    Well, the last time I messaged her, she didn't respond for a day or so...we'll see. :)

    Ok good. :lol:

    Lunchtime is over, back to lurking.~~~~~~~
    Have a good afternoon all. :)
     

    daleron

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    Well, the last time I messaged her, she didn't respond for a day or so...we'll see. :)

    Ok good. :lol:

    Lunchtime is over, back to lurking.~~~~~~~
    Have a good afternoon all. :)
    :laugh: Just based on mine & Joey's experience with the stuff :lol:

    Yeah, I need to go find something to eat myself; getting hungry :)
     

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