I’ve been grocery shopping
Didn’t think it was bothering me but on the way home I could hear my keys tapping on the steering column and it drove me nuts 
They have signs on the floor saying “shop this way’”; every time I met someone going the wrong way I’d look back and check which way I was supposed to be going then bug my eyes at the oncoming traffic

I’m mean like that

Forgot the one thing I really wanted to be sure and get
Lunch time!


We’re feeling the chill