Late night, big Christmas bash at the club. Donned the ole Santa Claus hat and handed out two-dozen roses. A lot of crying involved, (no, not me), very sad how many beautiful women are spending Christmas alone.
What the hell is wrong with American men, if they're waiting for Miss Perfect to come along maybe they should work on becoming perfect themselves. It's all very sad indeed.
Note: Becoming perfect is an arduous task... it took me months to achieve that lofty goal.
Oh, yeah, mornin' Reonuts.
Jack
What the hell is wrong with American men, if they're waiting for Miss Perfect to come along maybe they should work on becoming perfect themselves. It's all very sad indeed.
Note: Becoming perfect is an arduous task... it took me months to achieve that lofty goal.
Oh, yeah, mornin' Reonuts.
Jack

