Good morning all!
Well, I didn't sleep well last night. The smell of Jack's Limburger e-
juice wafting from the shipping box kept me salivating all night. Hard to sleep on a soaking wet pillow unless you are a mermaid. So I got up and in tribute to Jack, drank the requisite 5-6 pots of coffee...BRB gotta pee...Ok where was I? Oh yes, Sat morning
juice tasting session! Does it get any better than this?
Broke out the LR HH 357 and threw it on the Provari. Opened the first bottle of the hermetically sealed care package. Then noticed the handwritten note, "Hope you like at least a couple of these". Wow the man even has nice hand writing, is there anything Jack can't do? Took a smell of the first flavor, chocolate glazed donut. Strange, it smells like coconut, kind of like an Almond Joy candy bar. I start worrying that Jack was into the scotch when he mixed it up but drip several drops into the atty. Tasty, not half bad at all. I like this one but don't love it yet. I would call it chocolate cake donut instead of glazed though.
Next up, chocolate fudge brownie. I am interested in this one as I have the flavoring for it but my experiments have been missing something. Mmmm...very good indeed, I can see from the carefully written recipe on the side of the bottle what I was doing wrong. This one definitely goes into the rotation! Good fudge brownie flavor but a dry flavor that keeps it from being perfection. I will have to keep a gallon of milk handy to go with this one. Hold on, gotta pee again.
All right, 1st was good, second one was better. We have a major win already compared to most of my vendor
juice orders. Next up, apple fritter. Puff, puff ...puff. OMG!!, that's right I just said OMG and I hate people that say OMG! Warm apple and cinnamon, just enough sweetness and a light cakey exhale. I thought my Vape Dudes apple pie ala mode was delicious but this blows it away. May just be my favorite juice ...ever! We are on a serious roll here. I may have to send in an edit for my 2012 ECF nominations and change favorite juice dealer err vendor to Jack instead of Vape Dudes.
Next on the list is Pineapple. Anything has to be a disapointment after the Apple fritter right? Well yeah, it was by comparison. It's is still not bad though. Light pineapple flavor that is clean tasting and definitely enjoyable but not in the same lofty ranks as the apple fritter holy water. Pause for a urine break... 5-6 pots jack?? Really? What is wrong with you man???
Last up is the Limburger! The aroma that has kept me up all night. I am a little worried though when I look at the recipe as it simply has a skull and cross bones on it. No flavor % listed so how am I supposed to make more? I suspect wiley ole Jack of trying to get me addicted on this one so I will have to turn to him as my interstate juice dealer at exorbitant prices. I must know, I press on. I break out some flavor eraser and clean my atty to make sure I can taste all the nuances of the perhaps appropriately named Rush Limburger e-juice. Drops go in and I nervously raise the Provari to my dry lips with shaking hands ..... The taste...how do I describe this in mere print? The taste was... awful!! Are you kidding me, you were expecting anything else? It's Limburger for crying out loud! Who the heck likes Limburger? What's wrong with you people???
Thanks Jack. I truly appreciate the effort and time that went into making these for me and sending them off. You make some darn good grog my friend. Well done! I am glad I know Jack!
Rob
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