The REO Lounge - Part II

[vsummer1]

Many of your posts are hard to exactly "like", Val. Don't wanna seem liked I'm just thrilled that you were terrorized by a deranged monkey!

It was over 30 years ago, but I swear I will have nightmares tonight. And not about the zombies from walking dead either! It does sound funny when you put it the way you do though: terrorized by a deranged monkey about sums it up. If I were in your shoes listening to the story I am sure I would find it funny though. How often do you hear about someone being bit in the .... by a deranged pet monkey named Billy?

 

[beckyblue]

Between Karen's ex with the tigers an Val's ex with the monkiey, my exes are just seeming more and more dull.

 

[RedhatPat]

Lisa, you still awake?

 

[Sterno]

good morning reoville

 

[boilednuts]

I never said anything before about it, because I know for some misguided reason she actually likes the things, but he said stinky monkey and I have a good reason to hate them so I spilled it. I am sure she will understand that someone who was terrorized by a pet monkey wouldn't like the smelly, hateful, nasty, toothy things.

I will NEVER forget Billy. That monkey hated me, he would start screaming and bearing its huge nasty sharp teeth the minute he saw me. I even tried to feed the ungrateful little ....... so it would be more friendly and the little monster threw the food at me. After that, every time I got in range it thew whatever crap it could find at me. My BF thought it was hilarious that the monkey hated me. I kept trying to be friendly up until it bit me when my back was turned. It was a serious issue when blood was drawn, my blood! That was the last straw for me. It's nasty little cage was in the hallway and when I would come over they had to either cover it or move it so it would stop screaming and doing that damn jumping up and down and snarling. Damn Billy the monkey.

It was over 30 years ago, but I swear I will have nightmares tonight. And not about the zombies from walking dead either! It does sound funny when you put it the way you do though: terrorized by a deranged monkey about sums it up. If I were in your shoes listening to the story I am sure I would find it funny though. How often do you hear about someone being bit in the .... by a deranged pet monkey named Billy?

Sorry Val, but I'm laughing so hard at the puter Dw thinks I am really nutz. Thanks for the story.

good morning reoville

Good morning Scoot, how you doing my man?

 

[Sterno]

doing great nuts hows you ?

 

[RedhatPat]

Lisa sn't here, I guess nutz will have to do. I sorta think of him as second in commamd.

nutz, I'm about to submit an entry into the contest. Am I allowed to remove it or edit it if later on I get an "infraction" from my woman for TMI?

 

[boilednuts]

doing great nuts hows you ?

Well, a little earlier this evening i almost threw a fit at my realtor, but since then I've been pretty good. You behaving? Haven't seen much of you the past few days, well nut as often as I remember.

 

[boilednuts]

Lisa sn't here, I guess nutz will have to do. I sorta think of him as second in commamd.

nutz, I'm about to submit an entry into the contest. Am I allowed to remove it or edit it if later on I get an "infraction" from my woman for TMI?

Honestly Pat, I'm a noob here too and don't really know what the whole guideline thing fer the contest are. I would suggest because its got a few more days to run, save it for now, then ask Lisa when she's available or shoot her a pm.

 

[RedhatPat]

You got it boss. Well now that gives me more time to talk to Sterno. you know boiled, you should work for the U.N, world be a more peaceful place and happy place

 

[boilednuts]

You got it boss. Well now that gives me more time to talk to Sterno. you know boiled, you should work for the U.N, world be a more peaceful place and happy place

I regret talking stink (pigeon english again, oh boy) bout my realtor now





Nah! She deserved it

 

[RedhatPat]

I hated our realtor. She was a cold hearted woman who took advantage of a vulnerable situation.

 

[RedhatPat]

This is why it's good to have children or dogs around, they can sniff out trouble

 

[RedhatPat]

As a child I could see through people. I knew which one's were really crying on the inside no matter how they looked or what they said. The eyes told a story

 

[boilednuts]

I hated our realtor. She was a cold hearted woman who took advantage of a vulnerable situation.

My realtor......really luv her to death but sometimes she gets to be impossible. Tonight shes telling me that idk (I don't know) and N/A are the same thing and I said there's a big difference, then she starts raising her voice telling me that I don't know what I'm talking about........geesh

 

[Sterno]

You got it boss. Well now that gives me more time to talk to Sterno. you know boiled, you should work for the U.N, world be a more peaceful place and happy place

hiya pat i reiterate what nuts said with that how are you doing ?

 

[boilednuts]

As a child I could see through people. I knew which one's were really crying on the inside no matter how they looked or what they said. The eyes told a story

I got one lazy eye so don't look at mine too long it may cause permanent brain damage

 

[RedhatPat]

My realtor......really luv her to death but sometimes she gets to be impossible. Tonight shes telling me that idk (I don't know) and N/A are the same thing and I said there's a big difference, then she starts raising her voice telling me that I don't know what I'm talking about........geesh

Whatever you do about this, go with your gut, but make sure you give yourself a cooldown period first.

Sometimes good command decisions are compromised by bad emotional responses. ... - Ben Linus in Lost

 

[RedhatPat]

hiya pat i reiterate what nuts said with that how are you doing ?

What I'm doing it seems is talking more tonight than my whole lifespan in Reoville. I accidently took a nap last afternoon and now my sleep cycles are a little wobbly

 

[vsummer1]

My realtor......really luv her to death but sometimes she gets to be impossible. Tonight shes telling me that idk (I don't know) and N/A are the same thing and I said there's a big difference, then she starts raising her voice telling me that I don't know what I'm talking about........geesh

When I did patient history's when they came to the unit, we had to ask a ton of questions. One of them was: Are you pregnant. The correct answer was N/A if this was for a man. Not applicable would not apply to a woman (even if she had a hysterectomy we would write that) and never N/A. IDK very well could be the answer. There is a big difference. Perhaps if you explained it that way she could get it through her thick skull that you do know what you are talking about and she needs to remain professional and not raise her voice at her clients.