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Hiya Dave
I read your earlier fact for the day and amused myself with the thought of other researchers asking for Chester the cat's opinions on the findings!
T
I read your earlier fact for the day and amused myself with the thought of other researchers asking for Chester the cat's opinions on the findings!
T
My favorite part was when the prof actually backed out of a paper, leaving Chester the sole author. My cats would be impossible to live with after being published.
Red sand between my toes...
Summer vacation in outer space...
That was a Martian haiku!
Martian haiku has 23 because their day is 40 minutes longer.
I heard on the radio today that NASA controllers of one of the landers there were rather bored and so decided to control the vehicle so as to draw male genitalia in the Martian sand! I think that's a fabulous idea! I can see Hubble looking at that and explaining it away as a sandstorm!!
I suspect it's a hoax ofc! But there is a Dutch reality show (ofc i know this cos my wife is) offering a one-way trip there! WTG - err - what's second prize?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/...ns-for-reality-show-one-way-trip-to-Mars.html
T
I suspect it's a hoax ofc! But there is a Dutch reality show (ofc i know this cos my wife is) offering a one-way trip there! WTG - err - what's second prize?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/...ns-for-reality-show-one-way-trip-to-Mars.html
T
We do love summer as a rule,
We've time to play and there's no school.
There's peace and quiet, yes, until,
Dano decides to use the grill!
As everybody clears the scene,
He lights the coals with gasoline.
Ever since he scorched his hair,
He wears asbestos underwear.
The burgers sizzle, then they flare.
As Dano calls out, "Who wants 'em rare?"
We all shudder when we see.
His dangerous rotisserie.
He roasts the corn right off the ear,
His blackened brats we really fear.
Dano's secret sauce, he stirs with glee,
To spread on ribs that stick to me.
And when we all sit down to eat,
We chew and chew and chew the meat,
And praise him, even though it's bad.
Cause after all, he is our DAD!
We've time to play and there's no school.
There's peace and quiet, yes, until,
Dano decides to use the grill!
As everybody clears the scene,
He lights the coals with gasoline.
Ever since he scorched his hair,
He wears asbestos underwear.
The burgers sizzle, then they flare.
As Dano calls out, "Who wants 'em rare?"
We all shudder when we see.
His dangerous rotisserie.
He roasts the corn right off the ear,
His blackened brats we really fear.
Dano's secret sauce, he stirs with glee,
To spread on ribs that stick to me.
And when we all sit down to eat,
We chew and chew and chew the meat,
And praise him, even though it's bad.
Cause after all, he is our DAD!
i confess that was not mine it was andrew dice clay
My fave:
Jack and Jill went up the hill....each with a buck and a quarter...
Jill came down with $2.50!
When my brother and i were young boys, my mother went into hospital for an operation and a 3 day stay, so our father - who hardly ever cooked in his life was forced to do so! The beans and mash were ok, but we never, ever let him forget those charred burgers he made - they WERE charcoal briquettes!
My mother got the biggest welcome back when she returned from 2 little guys who preferred to go hungry rather than endure that fiasco again!
Since those days i am pleased to report that my father has become an excellent cook - too bad i live 5000 miles away har har!
T
My mother got the biggest welcome back when she returned from 2 little guys who preferred to go hungry rather than endure that fiasco again!
Since those days i am pleased to report that my father has become an excellent cook - too bad i live 5000 miles away har har!
T
I tend to favor Limericks. One about how I begin each day...
In the morning, Nuts plays us a tune
Then Dave comes with the trivia soon
Karen shows us a park
Val tells who'll have a lark
And they ALL make me hungry 'fore noon
Growling tummy and all, I've found it's a lovely way to start my day
!
PS - Here's the classic one I use to teach 'em...
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
Hardly ever are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
In the morning, Nuts plays us a tune
Then Dave comes with the trivia soon
Karen shows us a park
Val tells who'll have a lark
And they ALL make me hungry 'fore noon
Growling tummy and all, I've found it's a lovely way to start my day
!PS - Here's the classic one I use to teach 'em...
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
Hardly ever are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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