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vaping is like being in a la-z-boy massage chair, counting money, eating a steak, enjoying a ******* from amy winehouse, listening to good music, drinking a pina colada, under a palm-tree, looking out at the ocean and foxy dancing ladies with your brand new Rolls parked beside you.
Top THAT.
Top THAT.
This babe looks tempting....I mean she's got the right stuff. Look at those guys in the background checking her out.
Time for an upgrade:
I think you just topped that..... lol
Also I would DEFINITELY top that.
Tap that keg
Drink that beer
I'm not sure what I like more, her pints or her Juggs! ^_^
Not really a fan of steak and pina colada mixed....
Also I would DEFINITELY top that.
Tap that keg
Drink that beer
I'm not sure what I like more, her pints or her Juggs! ^_^
Not really a fan of steak and pina colada mixed....
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vaping is like
...making your cake and actually getting to eat it too.
...being able to drink as much as you want without a hangover and still being able to drive home safely.
...safe sex without a rubber that does not involve "Palmela" or "Handerson" and that also actually includes a partner.
...having the satisfaction of letting one rip without the smell.
...reality TV that's actually real.
...a spinoff that actually worked that was not named "Frasier" or involved comic book heroes.
...cheesecake that makes you lose weight.
...a Nickelback song that does not sound like the last one you heard.
...Carrot Top making a semi decent joke without the props.
...a veggie burger with meat in it.
...making your cake and actually getting to eat it too.
...being able to drink as much as you want without a hangover and still being able to drive home safely.
...safe sex without a rubber that does not involve "Palmela" or "Handerson" and that also actually includes a partner.
...having the satisfaction of letting one rip without the smell.
...reality TV that's actually real.
...a spinoff that actually worked that was not named "Frasier" or involved comic book heroes.
...cheesecake that makes you lose weight.
...a Nickelback song that does not sound like the last one you heard.
...Carrot Top making a semi decent joke without the props.
...a veggie burger with meat in it.
Time for an upgrade:
Ummm...I prefer a woman who delivers, in most cases.
Count the beers...jugs don't count...I mean they count but....one must establish his priorities.
Funny, because I don't like to drink beer or real drinks with food.. But a Pina Colada seems to go fine with food, for me.
Ummm...I prefer a woman who delivers, in most cases.
Count the beers...jugs don't count...I mean they count but....one must establish his priorities.
All of my lady friends DELIVER. But they're all over the states and not HERE.
Sigh
I'm getting...
"Lonely"
Well I don't have the lonliness gene .. But Lonely is a polite way of stating it
I have just got to see one of my lady friends and SOON
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