The Womper Woom, Womp it again Sam.
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Erm Fuzzy, yall live way out in the boon docks where you dont see anyone for days and days. What does she need to wear jeans for.......just sayin, make it work for ya
HaHaHa... Lannie with no jeans... LMAO... I'm one of those people who can walk through a swarm of mosquitoes and never get a bite, but if there was only one mosquito in the county, it will find Lannie and chew her up good. So if she ran around here with no pants, both her legs would very quickly get so many little red bumps as to look like moguls on a black diamond ski run. On top of that, our little farm is only about 50 yards off a major highway - not that this is a big deal in South Dakota, but during the summer, we get about a million motorcycles going by here on their way to Sturgis (biggest bike rally in the world each August). One of these guys, no doubt, would look this way while cruising past, see Lannie with no pants, and go, "OMG! There's my missing biker babe!" Even if he was enough of a hunk to manage to get her on the Harley, I am sure her cows wouldn't ride well.
Anyway, update on her vaping computer monitor issues: She was having extreme withdrawals because of not being online all day today, so I will be making a special trip to Rapid City tomorrow to get her a new monitor.... and a new pair of jeans.
HaHaHa... Lannie with no jeans... LMAO... I'm one of those people who can walk through a swarm of mosquitoes and never get a bite, but if there was only one mosquito in the county, it will find Lannie and chew her up good. So if she ran around here with no pants, both her legs would very quickly get so many little red bumps as to look like moguls on a black diamond ski run. On top of that, our little farm is only about 50 yards off a major highway - not that this is a big deal in South Dakota, but during the summer, we get about a million motorcycles going by here on their way to Sturgis (biggest bike rally in the world each August). One of these guys, no doubt, would look this way while cruising past, see Lannie with no pants, and go, "OMG! There's my missing biker babe!" Even if he was enough of a hunk to manage to get her on the Harley, I am sure her cows wouldn't ride well.
Anyway, update on her vaping computer monitor issues: She was having extreme withdrawals because of not being online all day today, so I will be making a special trip to Rapid City tomorrow to get her a new monitor.... and a new pair of jeans.
You spoil that girl.
HaHaHa... Lannie with no jeans... LMAO... I'm one of those people who can walk through a swarm of mosquitoes and never get a bite, but if there was only one mosquito in the county, it will find Lannie and chew her up good. So if she ran around here with no pants, both her legs would very quickly get so many little red bumps as to look like moguls on a black diamond ski run. On top of that, our little farm is only about 50 yards off a major highway - not that this is a big deal in South Dakota, but during the summer, we get about a million motorcycles going by here on their way to Sturgis (biggest bike rally in the world each August). One of these guys, no doubt, would look this way while cruising past, see Lannie with no pants, and go, "OMG! There's my missing biker babe!" Even if he was enough of a hunk to manage to get her on the Harley, I am sure her cows wouldn't ride well.
Anyway, update on her vaping computer monitor issues: She was having extreme withdrawals because of not being online all day today, so I will be making a special trip to Rapid City tomorrow to get her a new monitor.... and a new pair of jeans.
Thats great news, we have missed her today, I know Rixy has ! Those mosquitoes LOVE fiery blood.
If I were to run around with no pants on in the UK, I'd get arrested
We are female, that is how a marriage works
Isn't that what husbands are for? Oh no, wait a minute... she told me once what my job here was... to lift heavy objects and kill things. Yeah, the property title is in my name, but I am still just the Handyman.
yeah they just keep us around to fix things for them.Isn't that what husbands are for? Oh no, wait a minute... she told me once what my job here was... to lift heavy objects and kill things. Yeah, the property title is in my name, but I am still just the Handyman.
If I sat out on the main highway in front of our little farm 24 hours a day, watching traffic, I bet I would see no more than one cop per month drive by here, usually at about 80 mph (in a 65 zone). Getting arrested for anything short of murder is really hard out here in the country. Askeered of someone come knockin' on yer door in the middle of the night? Well, if my dawgs don't eat ya, I'll put lots of big bullets in whatever is left. 88 Magnum - it shoots through skools.If I were to run around with no pants on in the UK, I'd get arrested
Yabut Yabut Yabut... aren't we guys supposed to get something out of this too?We are female, that is how a marriage works
Only on Birthday's and after a few wines LOLI
Yabut Yabut Yabut... aren't we guys supposed to get something out of this too?
Yeah... "Fine women are kinda like fine sandpaper; they don't seem all that abrasive and sometimes ya think they're just putting the finishing touches on ya, until they rub ya against the grain." - Shop Instructor, 1963
Hmmm... maybe that's the problem... she quit drinking wine about 11, 12, 13 years ago... (I forget...)
...and all I get on my birthday is wacky cake.
If I sat out on the main highway in front of our little farm 24 hours a day, watching traffic, I bet I would see no more than one cop per month drive by here, usually at about 80 mph (in a 65 zone). Getting arrested for anything short of murder is really hard out here in the country. Askeered of someone come knockin' on yer door in the middle of the night? Well, if my dawgs don't eat ya, I'll put lots of big bullets in whatever is left. 88 Magnum - it shoots through skools.
Yabut Yabut Yabut... aren't we guys supposed to get something out of this too?
Actually us guys have only ourselves to blame for this. We are too simple. 20 o 30 years ago it was explained to me and I never forgot it. Simply put.....
The difference between a guy and a gal.
To make a gal happy a guy must wine and dine them, take them nice places and spend copious amounts of quality time with them. Shower them with affection and compliments. Intently listen to them and talk with them. Shower them with presents and adoration. Set them up on a pedestal as the center of the universe. This make a woman happy.
To make a guy happy, the gal just needs to show up naked, bring beer.
Yesterday was my birthday and I had to turn it down
Way too many strings was attached to it!
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