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Glad to hear I'm not the only one that falls asleep at the mouse...I thought I was just getting old...whew that was close.
yeah that's what I meant. They were going around ticking people off on purpose so should expect bad reactions. But I agree the hitting with a golf club was going a bit far.
Lol no one's getting old here! lol It's all in your head, wait is that a grey hair on mine?! BRB!
Yea, that was really uncalled for. Here's a land were the public NEVER gets mad and hostile. One of the best television shows to ever grace tv itself!
None other than Trigger Happy TV!
YouTube - Best of Trigger Happy
You guys are going to get a real kick out this show!
and again! Still lol'ing over here!
YouTube - Trigger Happy TV - Aggresive Pigeon!
YouTube - Trigger Happy TV - Aggresive Pigeon!
lol I didn't watch the long one yet but watched the pigeon one. and then that led to the shoplifting santa one
So you should all know before I start this that I have an insanely irrational fear of snakes!!!! Even a cartoon drawing of one freaks me out...
OK, so one day in the summer Isaac went off to work and it was just Jacob and I at the house. We went outside to play on the swing set in the back yard...
I was just minding my own business, swinging along, when Jacob took a walk around the yard... he came up to me and pulled me off the swing and over to the shed. There's a little ramp going up to the shed door and on either side of the ramp there are some cinder blocks... Jacob and Isaac always lift up the cinder blocks and check out the bugs that are under there. I'm not a big fan of bugs, especially slimy ones that you'd find under a rock so I normally don't partake in these ventures. Well since Isaac wasn't home I decided to lift the block so Jake could see the bugs...upon lifting the block i saw this brown and red thing w/beady little eyes looking up at me, no legs just a body and it kind of made a slithering motion when the block was lifted... I FREAKED OUT!! Trying not to show any fear of course b/c of Jake being there I let him look for about 3 seconds then pushed the block back over top of the slimy thing and took Jake inside. I then grabbed my camera and walked back outside, by myself. I turned the camera on and zoomed it in a little before I got off the deck and into the yard. I then walked over to the shed (petrified of course) I moved the block again and quickly snapped a picture, threw the block back down on top of the creature and ran, and I mean RAN though the yard and back into the house. When I got into the house I slammed the sliding door shut and locked it then I closed the doggy door!!!! All because I was scared that this 2 maybe 3 inch thing was going to chase me or something! Or that the mom of this little thing was going to get me! LOL I immediately texted Isaac about my experience and he called me right away. The first thing he said when I answered the phone was "calm down, it's not a snake! It's got legs!!" I was like "What do you mean it's got legs?!?!?! I didn't see any legs!!!" He assured me that it had legs again and said that it's been around for about 3 months now and when they first discovered the creature, it didn't have legs and he thought that it was a snake... I then freaked out some more and said "How could you think that there was a snake in the yard for 3 months and not tell me?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!" He just laughed about it and said "I don't know"
We got off the phone and I uploaded the picture to look and see if there were legs... sure enough there were... very, very tiny legs. I was still totally freaked out and didn't go back into the yard for days! Here is a picture of the little guy....
We checked up on him for the rest of the summer and into the fall... then one day he was gone... We have no idea where he went or when/if he'll be back...
OK, so one day in the summer Isaac went off to work and it was just Jacob and I at the house. We went outside to play on the swing set in the back yard...
I was just minding my own business, swinging along, when Jacob took a walk around the yard... he came up to me and pulled me off the swing and over to the shed. There's a little ramp going up to the shed door and on either side of the ramp there are some cinder blocks... Jacob and Isaac always lift up the cinder blocks and check out the bugs that are under there. I'm not a big fan of bugs, especially slimy ones that you'd find under a rock so I normally don't partake in these ventures. Well since Isaac wasn't home I decided to lift the block so Jake could see the bugs...upon lifting the block i saw this brown and red thing w/beady little eyes looking up at me, no legs just a body and it kind of made a slithering motion when the block was lifted... I FREAKED OUT!! Trying not to show any fear of course b/c of Jake being there I let him look for about 3 seconds then pushed the block back over top of the slimy thing and took Jake inside. I then grabbed my camera and walked back outside, by myself. I turned the camera on and zoomed it in a little before I got off the deck and into the yard. I then walked over to the shed (petrified of course) I moved the block again and quickly snapped a picture, threw the block back down on top of the creature and ran, and I mean RAN though the yard and back into the house. When I got into the house I slammed the sliding door shut and locked it then I closed the doggy door!!!! All because I was scared that this 2 maybe 3 inch thing was going to chase me or something! Or that the mom of this little thing was going to get me! LOL I immediately texted Isaac about my experience and he called me right away. The first thing he said when I answered the phone was "calm down, it's not a snake! It's got legs!!" I was like "What do you mean it's got legs?!?!?! I didn't see any legs!!!" He assured me that it had legs again and said that it's been around for about 3 months now and when they first discovered the creature, it didn't have legs and he thought that it was a snake... I then freaked out some more and said "How could you think that there was a snake in the yard for 3 months and not tell me?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!" He just laughed about it and said "I don't know"
We got off the phone and I uploaded the picture to look and see if there were legs... sure enough there were... very, very tiny legs. I was still totally freaked out and didn't go back into the yard for days! Here is a picture of the little guy....
We checked up on him for the rest of the summer and into the fall... then one day he was gone... We have no idea where he went or when/if he'll be back...
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....and the nightmares will be back....8-o I thought I'd seen the last of that lizard, Valleygirl!!!!
Awwwwe, he's such a cute little guy! Val-you won't like it here. We have lizzards and black racers and gators and more. Here's a pic I thought was neat.
i don't mind lizards, i actually like them... but i HATE snakes.... and when i saw that thing under the cinder block i couldn't see the legs b/c of the dirt and how small the legs were.... so i freaked... it was only after i uploaded the picture that i actually saw the feet...
A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender. 'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything! Me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!''Fantastic, you lucky .......!', exclaimed the Bartender. 'Was she pretty?'
'don't know...Never found the head .
'don't know...Never found the head .
She's going to FREAK when she see's that! LOL Val is a girl that Never over exaggerates! LOL
LOL Oh god! Did Not see that one coming! I was thinking he was going to find out why she was tied up on the tracks in the first place!
They You just took smiley's to a Whole new level!! LOL
(You-rock smiley) lol
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