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[Wingapo]

Myrkos, all you need is a broom stick handle the approximate diameter and length of the GLV body of your choice, a pencil, some duct tape and spray paint color(s) of your choice. Wrap tape around broomstick and pencil, spray with paint, shove in mouth and pretend like you've never pretended before. Hope you enjoy you're first imitation GLV mod.

Higbe, I hear the house three doors down from GLV is for sale, but that's just to far away for me. So I've decided to camp out in a panel van and pretend like I'm part of a sting operation for the next 3-4 weeks. I'm going to make sure I'm out of the van every morning with my cup of coffee when they come out to get the paper so I can say, "Good morning neighbors. Sure wish I knew something about them electronic cigarettes because these cigarettes are killing me." Think that'll work?

 

[Higbe33]

Wing - that might help, however if he opened the door and you handed him the paper and coffee..... could be better. That should satisfy the "labor" side of the house. Might give some thought to the Admin., Management and Shipping Department and I don't think coffee will do it for Sara. Just a thought. ;-)

Hig

 

[Wingapo]

How about we set up a gourmet food truck out front with, "FREE food for GLV's!" painted on the side. That way we could anticipate all their hunger pangs, get to know them better while showing we're good people and not the stalkers we pretend to be, and we can free up some of their time so they can get to our GLV's sooner. Sound good?

 

[Higbe33]

LOL - I was thinking flowers and candy, but your idea is MUCH better. I'll follow up with a snow cone truck and a pool boy with muscles to deliver the food. I know, snow cone truck maybe lame, but I love snow cones. ;-)

 

[Scottitude]

I admire the creative thinking but the best way to expedite the production and shipping process can probably best be summed up in one word: NANNY!

 

[Wingapo]

Snow cones rule! One little mecca for snow cone lovers is around Annapolis Maryland. You can drive down an old country lane and BOOM there will be a little snow cone shack with over 100 different flavors and 20 or 30 cars worth of customers when you didn't a single car on the entire drive there. Yup, the people around Annapolis love their snow cones.

Scottitude just made it blaringly simple, NANNY! And at around $8 an hour worth every penny to get our GLV's quicker. Perhaps if we contacted everyone whose ordered a GLV since the last week in July we could get a kitty going for a full time Nanny over at GLV. In the long run an extra $8 or so for each of us could prove one of the best investments any of us has made in a long time.

 

[Wingapo]

Will babysit for GLV's!

 

[jaybird]

ok sorry for the short post. Repair/repaint/up-grades today is your day . Ill will be doing nothing until these are done today. We will be shipping all this week ,and hope to be caught up this week. Lead times will be shorter after this week as well. The GLV for free giveaway is coming this weekend so keep an eye out for that. Ill be back to do PMs and such later tonight.

 

[Wingapo]

GLV for free giveaway, alright! Can I have a PM too, please?

Jaybird, I hope you don't mind our antics on this thread too much as it is so much fun to mess around with other expectant GLVers.

 

[V4P0R1Z3]

I just got home from the ER. Sooo, gimme free GLV! Q_Q

Or a hug. The choice is yours. (GLV-2 SM would be cheaper than a plane ticket...)

 

[jaybird]

GLV for free giveaway, alright! Can I have a PM too, please?

Jaybird, I hope you don't mind our antics on this thread too much as it is so much fun to mess around with other expectant GLVers.

Mind??? No way. Im proud of the fact that this sub forum runs its self. You and everyone else around here should feel at home. I want everyone to have fun for sure. We are all here because we are all tobacco survivors...feel free to joke at will lol.

 

[Wingapo]

We may be tobacco survivors but we've all come down with a serious case of GLVitis, and I hear GLVitis can wreak havoc on a wallet and bank account. Once you catch GLVitis the symptoms grow exponentially until you find your bank account empty and your dining room table covered with GLV's. Hurray for GLVitis!

 

[Higbe33]

"we are all tobacco survivors".......... I like that!

 

[Wingapo]

Yeehaw! I just got a tracking number for the best GLV ever made, #1290. The blue contacts and even number finally worked. Way to go Higbe, and GLV!

 

[monarch79]

AAGGHHH! Shipping notice! Shipping notice! #1254, on it's way!!!

 

[Myrkos]

Woooo Hooooo Shipping notice for #1295 !!!!!

 

[Higbe33]

Congrats guys. May the mailman be swift of foot.

 

[Wingapo]

But what are we all going to do when our GLV's arrive and we find that we've nowhere to go to wait so anxiously anymore? I think I'm going to have order another GLV as all this waiting has become my drug of choice.

HAPPY GLV DAY!

 

[LTT]

still

 

[Higbe33]

Wing - I didn't think about that, but you are right. Every time I turned on the computer, this was the thread I checked first. I guess it will be the XL thread now. Or still come back here and tell everyone how great they are. Maybe that would be cruel? ;-)

Hig