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[Wingapo]

By the way, all kidding aside, I received my GLV-2 Super Mini today and it is soooo shiny and pretty. It's pumping out very nice smiley face clouds of vapor and I am loving it more with each toot. As you may know a few posts back all this anxiety and excitement here showed my inner weakness and I caved and got a GLV Mini off the classifieds. Now I have two of the most prettiest Greatest of Great Lakes Vapor Makers and am twice as happy as anyone should ever be. These are perhaps the most touchy feelie mods I have ever fondled. In fact I may never want to fondle anything else ever again. I just cannot stop rubbing and spinning them in my hands. Yes, I love the button and the new 510 adjustable threading is a great idea but where these beauties really shine, other than the incredible finish, is the touchy feelyness of them. It's like being able to rub Aladdin's lamp all day long, every day, hopefully for the rest of my life. Now just where has that genie gotten off to though? He was here a few moments ago.

There is only one slight problem I have with my new GLVs, and it has nothing to do with the craftsmanship at all. Unfortunately, I just realized that my shiny new GLVs look very similar to my Nambe salt and pepper shakers, so I am going to have be sure to keep the GLVs away from the dining room table and the kitchen counter as we don't want anyone vaping their food or trying to toot on ground pepper.

 

[monarch79]

Oh man, I just unpacked mine!!! It's freakin sweet!
I'm blowin fat clouds like nobody's business...
Well, I guess it's your business, and I'm glad I bought one.

Side note -

If you send me nasty messages and call up and yell at my wife,
I'll get your broomstick mod out before the post office closes for the weekend...

 

[btngchck]

ummmm......wing....monarch........pics please?

 

[btngchck]

You guys are great!!!!! I soooo needed the laugh today! And Jay your post was priceless!!!!!!!

 

[grandcrosssteve]

I'm enjoying the monarch / Wingapo / Hig show! I need more popcorn!!! NOW!! =)

 

[Higbe33]

I want one. I would like it wrapped in duct tape. Do you guys do custom colored duct tape? If not, silver will be fine. I would also like it to be sent out ahead of everyone else, because I plan on ordering more, and Ill be doing free advertising at my work. I know this is custom made ,but could you also send it out tomorrow? will it fit a 510? does it use 1234567 batteries? Can i dunk it in water ? will it give me splinters? thanks for your time.

-jay

This is just TOO FUNNY!!! I received mine today also. Thanks Jay and Sara. Nice looking and works great. Well worth the wait!

Hig

 

[Higbe33]

I'm enjoying the monarch / Wingapo / Hig show! I need more popcorn!!! NOW!! =)

Thanks Steve. It was rather fun and Wing just loves his. It fits so well in his purse. ;-) Monarch and Wing, hope to see you guys around the XL thread. Maybe we can continue this in a couple months.

Hig

 

[Wingapo]

Higbe, we've got our first order for the new Genuine Official Imitation Broomstick GLV Mod! Best of all it's from the very guy we got the idea from. Our first Genuine Official Imitation Broomstick GLV Mod is going to Mr. GLV his own self, Jaybird. I've been down in the shop for the past fifteen minutes whittling it out and sanding it pretty. All it needs is the duct tape finish or one of little Billy next door's custom finger paint jobs. Jay still has to get back to us on what finish he'd prefer.

That's right everyone the First Official Giant Lame Vapors Order for the First Official Genuine Official Imitation Broomstick GLV Mod is going to GLV! Have a bite of them apples folks.

 

[monarch79]

So... On my other forum, I was asked for a review of my GLV Super Mini...
This is what I contributed, and I thought some of you might find it entertaining.

For Mature Audiances


Slower, she says... I'm machined to a maximum variance of 0.1 mm you know... Don't worry, it's just an RCR123 baby, and I got the best for you, AW, you're gonna love this... Just go slow, it's my first time you know... He delicately turns her at the base, and the smooth motion told him not to be so pensive... Like the fine knob of an expensive stereo, her base twists with such ease, it's hard to believe this is her first time...

With her lower half exposed, he could see the beauty inside of her... The simplicity, the strength... Gingerly, he puts the nub of his AW inside, and presses the gerth of his battery deep into her... Like a glove, I just knew it... Slowly I said! Don't get carried away!.. He calms her with his gentle touch, twisting her base back where it started, and making her complete... Complete for the first time, and she was loving it...

I've got a surprise for you, a Fluxomizer, filled to the brim with JuiceBlaster's Green Apple / Watermelon two fruit blend... This is gonna be something you will never forget... With nimble fingers, he places the Fluxomizer into her ready 510 connection... You're so tight, I'm impressed... Did you expect anything less from me?... No, I guess I knew you would deliver my dear... He raises her to his lips, which quiver with anticipation...

Click... The long slow drag is as fierce as it was delicate... The cloud so dense, so flavorful, so much more than he could have expected... Oh my, you came, with a full charge from the factory!.. They share a long, tender gaze, into the very core of each others being, both seeing for the first time what it really means to merge man, and machine...

His drip tip lets one drop of stray juice fall, and it hits the desk breaking the silence, breaking the tension that was building between them and pulling them back into the moment... She steadied herself... That was everything I hoped for master, it was a long journey to get here, to your stong capable hands, thank you for bringing me to life, she says... No! You're wrong!.. It is you that brings me to life, it is you my GLV.



The Electronic Cigarette Forum (ECF) and Great Lakes Vapor (GLV) claim no responsibility whole or in part for the graphic nature of this post
and the effect it may have had on some readers. All participants were of age and consenting. Have a pleasant day.

 

[drac]

Does she have any sisters?
Great thinking for a review
Drac

 

[Wingapo]

Monarch you sure wanted that GLV something fierce. Mine just said, "USE ME!"

 

[burnsy]

Review!!!

video201109030001.wmv - YouTube

Correction to this, in looking at it closer the juice does not return to the bottle, instead it looks like it sits inside the atty connection area below the atty, I am not sure if it gets back to the atty or not but at least it isn't an exposed well. Jay, when it overflows down in the the open area around the pin, what happens to it? Does it ever make it back to the atty?

 

[Wingapo]

Thanks Burnsy, good vid but why're you hiding in the shadows? Got warrants out or something? Now I want a GLV3 too, but I'm going to try to wait for the Super Mini version. Then again all of us GLVers know that waiting just isn't our strong suit.

 

[Tat_skull]

With our Official Imitation GLV Broomstick Mods selling at what $6 including priority shipping, have to keep them as cheap as possible, we could make at least $1 a mod. So if we could sell at least two hundred, and I think we could if other expectant GLVers are as crazed as we have been to get our GLVs, then we could get more GLVs ourselves so that this cycle of anxious expectation could continue, over and over and over.

Any chance there's a V3 with an attached sap feeder? And you wouldn't even have to ship it, you could just bring it by. Oh wait, gas is more expensive than shipping, my bad!!!

 

[Wingapo]

Tat your Genuine Official Imitation Broomstick GLV Mod is only moments away. The parts you need for it can probably be found in your own yard. All you need is a bit of broomstick, a bit of 2"x4", a pencil, some duct tape and the spray paint of your choice. Duct tape broomstick bit to 2x4 bit and glue or duct tape pencil to broomstick, spray with color of your choice and get to pretending. Your Genuine Official Imitation Broomstick GLV Mod is guaranteed to distract you from waiting for your GLV3 for at least 5 minutes. If it fails to distract you can use it as kindling to start a bonfire or something.

 

[Pamdane]

Gonna have turn my ride into a GLV?!

 

[Pamdane]

OK, Now what do I do?

 

[Wingapo]

Pamdane, you went the extra mile and created a Genuine Official Imitation Broomstick GLV Mod that just might work. So I nominate you for the Official GLVer of the week.

Who else thinks that Pamdane should be the GLVer of the week? Chime on in and cast your vote.

 

[War Mouse]

Actually, Pamdane if you're really asking, just get some copper wire, tape it to the negative side of the lower battery and tape the other end to the outside of the GLV headcap. Should work like a champ then.

*edit* I should have specified jacketed copper wire with only the ends striped off.

 

[Wingapo]

Thanks for the help War Mouse. Pamdane's going to have the first working Official But Not Quite Fully Imitation GLV Broomstick Mod. Congratulations PamDane!