Remember the fumbling gas station attendants? The trainees that would fumble through the decorative wall of cigarettes while giving you a look of confusion and anger while an impatient line formed behind you. Mine was always "Camel filters in a box, nope to the left, nope no...the goldish pack, yup those" I must have said those words thousands of times. I've heard hundreds of calls from the eager and fiending mouths of patrons. What was yours?