So the other day, I get a call. Grandma is in the ICU. Congestive heart, lung and kidney failure. Even though I was dead in the middle of a horrible, gut wrenching flu filled with extraordinary vomiting and explosive ........, I decided to go visst grandma cuz that's the kind of stand up, thinking of other people guy I am. I saw the No Smoking signs and thought, "Cool, I can vape! It's not smoke, its steam!" I made my way through the hospital vaping away. I passed through the AIDS wing and sneezed as much as I could and wiped off my hands on the beds. Those people need some germs to help toughen up their immune system. I finally made it to the ICU. I walked in and Grandma was looking bad at 92, thin and pale. It was upsetting to see her like that so I blew some fat clouds to calm myself and to cheer her up! She started wheezing, hacking and coughing and said stop that smoking. I said, "Grandma, it's not smoke, its steam!" and kept right on puffing out sub ohm clouds of Pluid. Her room mate in the hospital start coughing and hollering, "No smoking" I stood up for myself and vapers everywhere, flung back the curtain and blew a cumulus cloud on her lunch that hung there like a fog on London and said "What, are you deaf? It's not smoke! I have rights too, I can vape here!" So she called the nurse just as she started flat lining. Apparently she is an asthmatic. I said "Don't you worry Grandma, I'm gonna live with my freedom and $#%#$% the other guy" It was kind of cool, when the nurse opened the door, it was like a rock concert mist opened up on her and she swatted her way through with the crash cart and said "Put that out, you can't smoke in here!" I said, "I'm not smoking, I'm steaming and its perfectly legal!" and let out a cloud that would make Mt. St. Helena look like a burp. It would have made vapers everywhere proud, well, that and standing up for our rights! The police showed up as I was vaping by the nurses station yelling "Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica!" I don't remember much after that. I woke up in the back of a police cruiser. I asked what the charges were. They said "unlawful endangerment, trespassing, manslaughter and for being an @sshole" I said "I didn't know being an @sshole was against the law." They said "Yeah, that one may not stick, but that's what your grandma called you right before her room mate died. If it were against the law, you'd get the chair." People just don't understand us revolutionaries.