That video damn near ruined my E-Zip for me...but mine still stays in my pocket for emergency back up and stealth vapes...of course an engraved sterling zippo case helps...
...think that Atlantic City is just as good as Vegas
...think that the subways in New York are just too dangerous to use
...do not fantasize about ways to murder the Geico Geko like with a hammer, a machete, dynamite, battery acid, flesh eating cockroaches...
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And let's not forget gasoline, piranhas, cat o'nine tails, fire ants, ebola, and a herd of brown recluse spiders.
That video damn near ruined my E-Zip for me...but mine still stays in my pocket for emergency back up and stealth vapes...of course an engraved sterling zippo case helps...
Gushes all girly like...
I especially love the part where he walks around with it in his mouth - so cool!
nerve gas, scorpions, suffocation in a plastic box, entrapment in a cage for drowning after submersion, boiling in oil, blender on Puree, rat poison, fall of 428 feet, crushed by anvil, slow electrocution in short controlled bursts....
nerve gas, scorpions, suffocation in a plastic box, entrapment in a cage for drowning after submersion, boiling in oil, blender on Puree, rat poison, fall of 428 feet, crushed by anvil, slow electrocution in short controlled bursts....
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Ocelot, would you love me if I was strutting around with this stuck in my pie-hole?
Are you all tortured and brooding and will act like you don't like me?
Are you all tortured and brooding and will act like you don't like me?
If that's what it takes. I can be all surly, rebellious and look like I don't have any friends as well.
Will you tell me I'm fat and how much hotter your ex is?
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...you won't buy one for your "she's not really my gf, just a chick I sorta hang with sometimes" after you've been living at her house for two months.
Will you tell me I'm fat and how much hotter your ex is?