Go ahead make jokes...but I must ask...What is a bbs ?
Haha, actually it's not a strange question. Once upon a time (the 90's) a man named Al Gore says he invented the internet. But he didn't start out doing a good job. This was also about the time that Bill Gates was saying 64k of ram was all the memory anyone would ever need on their computer.
When he invented the Internet, they came out with what was called modems, but they weren't anything like modems of today. I remember how excited we were when one came out with a speed of 400 kps, then 800, and we really went wild when they came out with one that was a blazing 2400 kps. It only took about 45 mins to download a really small picture.
So that people could communicate online, someone created BBSs (Bulletin Board Systems). You could actually go into chat rooms and have instant communication. G rated communication! As I recall, AOL led to their demise. The rest is history.
I'm almost sure she would have to charge triple the going rate.....I mean it takes her away from running the place where OUR juices are made.
AB---there really are a lot of self-help books available. That might be a better way to go. I mean you are having so much trouble with only one stalking ya---think of the hoards you will anger by takin up FSUSA's time? hint--hint
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Books! You apparently don't know there are homes just for the Drs. I drove into retirement. But you are right. And I get your threat. Besides even Pamela couldn't help me.

However maybe The Wise One, aka TexasT has some suggestions.