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Doh!!!!!!!..............................................................................(Groan!!!)
Oops - oh darn! Dropped that SLIPPERY bar of soap.....guess I have to bend over and pick it up...8-o
If YOU do it..... all bets are off!!!! With that green backside of yours all lathered up, I bet you could convert a few of them to heterosexuality!!!!
If YOU do it..... all bets are off!!!! With that green backside of yours all lathered up, I bet you could convert a few of them to heterosexuality!!!!
No one is immune to THESE charms...... we'll be making converts of all of 'em!
No one is immune to THESE charms...... we'll be making converts of all of 'em!
OK
I'm ready to watch this!!!!! Lets go!!!
OK
And what's to stop you from participating once the fun begins, Hmmmm?
I can't ask you to hold the video camera, 'cause you won't be able to hold it still
And what's to stop you from participating once the fun begins, Hmmmm?
I can't ask you to hold the video camera, 'cause you won't be able to hold it still
That's why they make tripods..... two legs on the camera and my..........
never mind.........8-o
First! thing i would do is give a quick call too and have alittle chat my local member, because Africa escaped and landed in the states, tsk 8-o ..
Second!! ..sh*t my pants and pray
hmm, that's a tough one Jo, let me mull that one over for abit
~Rick
ok we can change that to a roo and a koalaFirst! thing i would do is give a quick call too and have alittle chat my local member, because Africa escaped and landed in the states, tsk 8-o ..
Second!! ..sh*t my pants and pray
hmm, that's a tough one Jo, let me mull that one over for abit
I flat out stole this joke fair and square......
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
little lisp, between two missing teeth,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack
wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
Thanks Sheila Lynn
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
little lisp, between two missing teeth,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack
wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
Thanks Sheila Lynn
Barak Obama and a secret service agent are taking a stroll when they come upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it. Curious, Obama asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"
She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show him.
"How nice," says Bush. "What kind are they?"
The little girl says, "Democrats."
Obama smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.
Three weeks later, Obama is taking another stroll, this time with Newt Gingrich. They see the little girl again with the same basket. Obama says, "Watch this, Newt; it's really cute." They approach the little girl.
Obama greets the little girl and asks how the kittens are doing, and she says, "Fine." Then, smirking, he nudges Gingrich with his elbow and asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?" She replies, "Rebublicans"
Abashed, Obama says, "But three weeks ago you said they were Democrats!"
"I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."
She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show him.
"How nice," says Bush. "What kind are they?"
The little girl says, "Democrats."
Obama smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.
Three weeks later, Obama is taking another stroll, this time with Newt Gingrich. They see the little girl again with the same basket. Obama says, "Watch this, Newt; it's really cute." They approach the little girl.
Obama greets the little girl and asks how the kittens are doing, and she says, "Fine." Then, smirking, he nudges Gingrich with his elbow and asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?" She replies, "Rebublicans"
Abashed, Obama says, "But three weeks ago you said they were Democrats!"
"I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."
Barak Obama and a secret service agent are taking a stroll when they come upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it. Curious, Obama asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"
She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show him.
"How nice," says Bush. "What kind are they?"
The little girl says, "Democrats."
Obama smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.
Three weeks later, Obama is taking another stroll, this time with Newt Gingrich. They see the little girl again with the same basket. Obama says, "Watch this, Newt; it's really cute." They approach the little girl.
Obama greets the little girl and asks how the kittens are doing, and she says, "Fine." Then, smirking, he nudges Gingrich with his elbow and asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?" She replies, "Rebublicans"
Abashed, Obama says, "But three weeks ago you said they were Democrats!"
"I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."
Awwww. . . I love Republican kitties!
http://www.libertybellepublishing.com/MissKittyExcerpts.html
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Me too..... the other thing that I love is your new avatar!!
YOWZA!!!!!!!! The temp in here just went up a few more degrees than it normally does when you enter the room!!
BM.......Those Fairy's are notorious shape shifters!!.....It does seems a bit warmer in here to me also!!!Me too..... the other thing that I love is your new avatar!!
YOWZA!!!!!!!! The temp in here just went up a few more degrees than it normally does when you enter the room!!
The Wiz!I'm glad you both like it!BM.......Those Fairy's are notorious shape shifters!!.....It does seems a bit warmer in here to me also!!!
Wow!!1 it's boring in here today...
Maybe if I tell a few jokes somebody will show up to laugh...
OK.... here goes...
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?<
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday.
Maybe if I tell a few jokes somebody will show up to laugh...
OK.... here goes...
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?<
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday.
Well....
It looks like I'm the only person that enjoys a joke now and then.
There doesn't seem to be anybody here at all for that matter! So I guess I'll keep telling jokes to myself until somebody else shows up here. Maybe I'll wander down to the dungeon after awhile.. .......
Or not.....
Anyway.. Hey Bite!!!!
yeah?
Wanna hear a something funny?
Sure.... what is it?
Ya know how work can really suck sometimes?
Yeah, what about it?
Well....... Coming to work naked would definitely spice up the day, wouldn’t it? I wonder if you could get away with it on a Casual Friday. It would have to be on reaaaaaally casual Friday, wouldn’t it? You’d definitely blow that weird guy and his Hawaiian shirts out of the water. That shirt is hideous, isn’t it? On the upside, going to work naked means your shoes match no-matter what you’re not wearing….
So here are the top 10 reasons to come to work naked!!!
1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ... in here by 8:00!”
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it’s like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
LOLOL!!!!! Pretty good huh Bite?
Yeah... that wasn't too bad........ Lets go check out the dungeon... Maybe Vicks or Jo left some food down there............
It looks like I'm the only person that enjoys a joke now and then.
There doesn't seem to be anybody here at all for that matter! So I guess I'll keep telling jokes to myself until somebody else shows up here. Maybe I'll wander down to the dungeon after awhile.. .......
Or not.....
Anyway.. Hey Bite!!!!
yeah?
Wanna hear a something funny?
Sure.... what is it?
Ya know how work can really suck sometimes?
Yeah, what about it?
Well....... Coming to work naked would definitely spice up the day, wouldn’t it? I wonder if you could get away with it on a Casual Friday. It would have to be on reaaaaaally casual Friday, wouldn’t it? You’d definitely blow that weird guy and his Hawaiian shirts out of the water. That shirt is hideous, isn’t it? On the upside, going to work naked means your shoes match no-matter what you’re not wearing….
So here are the top 10 reasons to come to work naked!!!
1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ... in here by 8:00!”
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it’s like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
LOLOL!!!!! Pretty good huh Bite?
Yeah... that wasn't too bad........ Lets go check out the dungeon... Maybe Vicks or Jo left some food down there............
OK..... Last one.
Then I quit.......
One fine sunny morning, the priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool.
Whats wrong with you? said the priest.
Well, said the frog, the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasnt always a frog.
Really! said the priest. Can you explain!
Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. Let me pass! I yelled, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you.
Thats an incredible story said the priest. Is there no way of reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?.
Yes said the frog, It is said, that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home, give me food & Warmth and with a good nights sleep would wake up a boy once again.
Todays your lucky day! said the priest, and picked up the frog and took him home. The priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. When the priest awoke, he saw the 11-year-old Choirboy beside him in bed,
And that your honor, is the case for the Defense .
CYA!!!!
Then I quit.......
One fine sunny morning, the priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool.
Whats wrong with you? said the priest.
Well, said the frog, the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasnt always a frog.
Really! said the priest. Can you explain!
Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. Let me pass! I yelled, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you.
Thats an incredible story said the priest. Is there no way of reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?.
Yes said the frog, It is said, that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home, give me food & Warmth and with a good nights sleep would wake up a boy once again.
Todays your lucky day! said the priest, and picked up the frog and took him home. The priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. When the priest awoke, he saw the 11-year-old Choirboy beside him in bed,
And that your honor, is the case for the Defense .
CYA!!!!
all alone honey,
here I will play with you for a while, .....
Vicks and wild were having coffee
Vicks says living with my hubby is like playing checkers
How so, asks wild ----
Vicks replies every time I move he jumps me !!
here I will play with you for a while, .....
Vicks and wild were having coffee
Vicks says living with my hubby is like playing checkers
How so, asks wild ----
Vicks replies every time I move he jumps me !!
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