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  1. The Ocelot

    The Ocelot Psychopomp Verified Member ECF Veteran

    We were expecting a black knight and although he arrived in heavy armor, once his protective attire was shed he was revealed to be the True Prince!

    These pictures are of him, but I didn't take them. I will take some soon with the other members of the court.

    He traveled well guarded in something called a "cigar caddy" that is made of heavy plastic, with a padded interior, and reportedly floats.

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    He did not arrive bare as in this picture. He was inside of a velvet bag(!), then wrapped in the Holy Bubble Wrap, along with usual messages from the Gods of ProVape warning to only use one battery and revealing that in deference to the Mystic Grove, the Holy Text of Manual is to be obtained by download rather than sacrifice.

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    He is a Stealth 2.0 with a blue LED. The Stealth is special edition ProVape makes for a company providing vaping equipment to LE/Military and First Responders. It the same as a standard ProVari, except for the following features:


    • Unique triple-coated matte black finish
    • Black triple-coated end caps
    • Custom darkened window deepens a blue LED display by 50%
    • Custom black firing button will not emit light

    The caps don't show up in the pictures very well, so this is a picture of the 2.5. The button is interesting. It really is black. I thought it just wasn't going to light up, but it's solid black.

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    He arrived in the company of Phaedra, acolyte of Eris, Goddess of Chaos. She was apparently anointed with oil prior to her departure and needs to dry for awhile before joining the rest of the court.
     
  2. EddardinWinter

    EddardinWinter The Philosopher Who Rides Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 13, 2012
    Richmond, Va
    Oooh...

    I want one.

    The mighty black knight makes a fantastic entrance, is it not so?
     
  3. The Ocelot

    The Ocelot Psychopomp Verified Member ECF Veteran

    It was pretty frickin' impressive. I had forgotten about the case, so I was confused when I opened the box. The velvet bag cracked me up. I mean, it's perfect, but I kept thinking how easy it would be for ProVape to use them.

    As soon as I greeted him and put him next to Blemini Cricket and Bounce in their Serenity armor, it became very apparent they are the Knightrixes - like, duh. I'm so used to vaping the minis in sleeves that he feels smaller. He is taller, but not by much, since the sleeves add height, but the sleeves are quite a bit thicker.
     
  4. permafrying

    permafrying Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 1, 2011
    montrose co
    Very very nice. Ive always loved provaris but still havent had the opportunity to vape off of one

    Sent from my DROID RAZR HD using Tapatalk 2
     
  5. WarHawk-AVG

    WarHawk-AVG Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Jul 27, 2013
    H-Town
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    Your champion has arrived!

    That is SO freeking cool!

    It's like a Harley Davidson Night Train!
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  6. ItTechy

    ItTechy Information Tragedy dOOd Verified Member ECF Veteran

    My Blackknight hath harkened unto me...I am here....I AM HERE my lord.....

    When he finally cried out I heard his call, I had forgotten he was laid to rest with my cigar paraphernalia.....

    All long he had laid in wait until he was needed...now that is a true test of loyalty!

    He has now been restored to full active Knight Hood!
     
  7. pennysmalls

    pennysmalls Squonkmeister Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 26, 2013
    Indiana
    Dang, the Black Knight is one good looking ProVari. Seriously good looking. I like him much better than any of the other colored ProVaris. Ocelot has special inside connection to the Kingdom of ProVarinati? Lucky!
     
  8. EddardinWinter

    EddardinWinter The Philosopher Who Rides Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 13, 2012
    Richmond, Va


    Well, to me at least, the only appropriate steed for such a noble knight would be this:

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  9. Technonut

    Technonut Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Oct 11, 2010
    East Coast, USA
    VERY NICE!! :) Right up there on my list of bad-... gear. :2cool: (sorry, the Elizabethan English flows not well this morrow)
     
  10. EddardinWinter

    EddardinWinter The Philosopher Who Rides Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 13, 2012
    Richmond, Va
    I will translate for her Highness....

    Superb, I fancy that top shelf device, it is quite becoming!
     
  11. WarHawk-AVG

    WarHawk-AVG Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Jul 27, 2013
    H-Town
    Nice!!! But how will you get those awesome charging forth sword drawn glinting in the sun to slay the beast and rescue the maiden from a galloping steed with a windshield? :p

    That's his cruising around the castle ride :D

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  12. EddardinWinter

    EddardinWinter The Philosopher Who Rides Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 13, 2012
    Richmond, Va
    These girls said they would be happy to help me out....

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  13. moishesmom

    moishesmom Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 27, 2012
    west bloomfield
    Congrats - A very handsome knight indeed. He can come to my rescue anyday! :)
     
  14. ItTechy

    ItTechy Information Tragedy dOOd Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Arr Arr,

    Ladi I kan tell by the tilt in your kilt you're smiling...

    (Scottish Accent)

     
  15. Preloader

    Preloader Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Sep 13, 2013
    Oakland, CA
    I get more excited by the headlight of the IROC in the right corner of that pic. Apparently my heterosexuality is malfunctioning.
     
  16. ItTechy

    ItTechy Information Tragedy dOOd Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Nah,

    Did you think I referring to the girls?

    The car man, THE CAR!

    :2cool: If ya' have the car the girls come with....LOL

     
  17. Frankenmizer

    Frankenmizer Super Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 6, 2013
    Dimension V
    I can attest that the cigar caddy indeed protects well the devices of the ProVarinati.

    (Translation: ProVape carries them. I ordered one with my black ProVari Mini, a lesser knight that for some reason blurts out, "'Tis only a flesh wound!", occasionally..)

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  18. Bempathetic

    Bempathetic Senior Member

    Feb 9, 2012
    Philadelphia Suburbs
    Oh I really want one of those.....that is sharp
     
  19. ItTechy

    ItTechy Information Tragedy dOOd Verified Member ECF Veteran

    The car with the girls , yeah me too!

     
  20. legaldisaster

    legaldisaster Senior Member ECF Veteran

    Mar 2, 2013
    Maryland
    I was almost certain I'd be the only one who noticed the Iroc, it's good to know I'm not.
    That triple black ProVari is sweet, I wish I could get my hands on one of those.
     
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