Heather's Heavenly Vapes - THE BIG THREAD (Part 2)

[Dusty_D]

Mornin all... did a gravity check and discovered it is still here.

Were you testing from your bed?

 

[Bunnykiller]

Were you testing from your bed?

I tried that, didnt work so I stood up and fell back into bed... yup gravity still functional

 

[Bunnykiller]

Never have your ceiling fan on when you go to sleep, for when gravity quits working, you wont get wacked by the blades as you are floating towards the ceiling....

 

[Dusty_D]

I tried that, didnt work so I stood up and fell back into bed... yup gravity still functional

Oh, I thought you were testing between bed and floor..

Standing up seems so.. so.. tedious!

 

[Bunnykiller]

Oh, I thought you were testing between bed and floor..

Standing up seems so.. so.. tedious!

somethings in life are just.... tedious... and testing for gravity is one of them

 

[EddardinWinter]

This may have been asked already, but I haven't caught up yet - how did the game go?

We dominated George Washington. The stadium (Due to the blizzard-like conditions) was only about 90% full. Despite this, the loudest sound reading ever recorded at the Siegel Center was recorded on Wednesday Night, 107 Db.

Some would say it was only coincidental that I was there when this phenomenal sound event occurred. I don't believe in coincidence...

Recap: VCU beats the snow and GW - RVANews

 

[Dusty_D]

somethings in life are just.... tedious... and testing for gravity is one of them

Yeah, I need an anti-grav pill for my work, because it's weighing me down.

 

[Chakris]

Hula one night after work I was sitting in a pub that serves Guinness on tap having a few when a man walked up and said he noticed what I was drinking . He turned out to be a teacher from Dublin on vacation in NOLA . We sat drinking and talking until the sun came up and when we got up to leave his legs buckled and I had to grab him and prop him up . He had a confused look on his face and I leaned over and told him my mother's name is McCaffery he laughed his azz off and said " Oh my God I've been trying to outdrink another Irishman " . true story , hell of a good time .

ROFLMFAO

That there's funny, I don't care who you are!

 

[Ray D]

At least it's good news that the fever is running down. It could be a reaction to everything you went through yesterday, but more likely you were already getting a temperature, but other things took your mind off it. like the way to rid a toothache is to hit someone over the foot with a mallet.

It donned on me this morning. They gave me a tetanus shot Wednesday night. Probably a side effect of that.

 

[Ray D]

Mornin all... did a gravity check and discovered it is still here.

I could have told you that!

 

[EddardinWinter]

By the way, my review of Maple, Eh? is now in the appropriate sub-forum.

Here is the link if you care to see it:

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/hhv-army/375406-reviews-hhv-tobaccos-4.html#post12232979

 

[JayTater]

G'morning army folk. Another weekend is upon us!


Its valentines day, don't forget to give your Sweeties their sweeties!!

 

[Dusty_D]

By the way, my review of Maple, Eh? is now in the appropriate sub-forum.

Here is the link if you care to see it:

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/hhv-army/375406-reviews-hhv-tobaccos-4.html#post12232979

Nice review Lion!

 

[Bunnykiller]

Heads Up People another Milinium coming on!!!

 

[EddardinWinter]

Nice review Lion!

Why thank you, Maestro.

It was short, but I don't know what else to say.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

 

[EddardinWinter]

G'morning army folk. Another weekend is upon us!


Its valentines day, don't forget to give your Sweeties their sweeties!!

This is a holiday that truly makes me appreciate my single status.

 

[PapawBrett]

Good Morning Army. Feb 14th, St. Valentine's Scam. I wonder how long St. Valentine had been dead before someone figured a way to commercialize his death. Here is my Valentine's Day Horror Story;
Several years ago, I was driving for the now-defunct Merit Distribution Co., a subdivision of a subdivision of WalMart Inc.. We basically hauled food from the WalMart Food Distribution Centers to WalMart Supercenters. One year, on February 14th, I went to work around 7am and did not stop until 3am the next day. Even though I'd been to four WalMart Supercenters across the Carolinas, I completely forgot to get Mamaw a present. Not Good.
Dispatch would call me @ 6:30am with info from the daily load sheet, and let me pick my runs. the next morning I was awakened early to the distinct sound of;
"Did you forget something, Mr. Schultz ?" Mamaw asked, and I thought 'Ohh Sheeeet....'
Not a good way to wake up on February 15th. So I tell Dispatch what happened, and that I need something 'Short and Early' so I can get back home and try to set things right.
"You Forgot Valentine's Day ?!?
So I get an early run from Pageland to Rock Hill (maybe 40 miles one way). Get to Store, bump the dock, run inside and look for the Receiving Manager. Tell him of my situation and ask if he handle the paperwork while I shop...
You Forgot Valentine's Day ?!?
So I go into the front of the Supercenter to the Women's Section. I'm standing there, not knowing anything about what I'm looking at or looking for. An Associate, a short middle-aged woman, approaches....
"Can I help you find something ?" she asks.
"Yea. I drive for Merit Distribution, bringing food to WalMarts, and I got real busy yesterday..."
"You Forgot Valentine's Day ?!?
"Yes, I forgot. But she knows how hard I work. So I'm thinking buy her a nice outfit, and take her to Dinner, and maybe that'll smooth things out."
"OK. What size does she wear ?" the lady asks.
(pause)... "Uhhm... I don't know. What's the right size for Short and .....y ?" I ask.
"What does she look like ?" the lady asks'
"'Bout like you." I respond. She sells me on a size 12 slacks and blouse combo. Mamaw wears size 10.
"But I asked the woman the right size for Short and .....y, and THIS is what she sold me !" I pleaded.
Wrong Day. Wrong Size. Wrong Answer.
Now Mamaw gets CASH. $50 on St. Valentine's Day, $100 on her Birthday, $200 on Christmas Day.
Trust Me, Fellas- It's always the right size, It's always the right Color, and ALWAYS Well Received.

Happy St. Valentine's Day, Army. Have a Safe and Blessed Day

 

[Dusty_D]

Getting a call at 8:30 this morning, chatting with my wife, and listening to my daughter going "MENTAL" in the background because she found the heart shaped chocolates, and the gorgeous white teddy bear holding a hand-made card, makes it TOTALLY WORTH IT for me. YMMV!!

 

[PapawBrett]

Take the next post Adam (or Heather)

EDIT- Dusty pointed out to me they cannot post here, ECF rules. My apologies....

 

[PapawBrett]

67000 and STILL GOING STRONG !
Happy St. Valentine's Day to Adam, Heather and all the Gang on The Big Thread !


The HHV Army BIG THREAD Roll Call

Bappo - Dwight
Bimini Twist - Mark
Bivie - Bobby
BlackStrat - Rob
Bronze - Ed
BunnyKiller - Scot
Chakris - Chris
DavidOH - David
Desert Dweller - Lazslo
dreamreaper - Tommy
Dusty_D - David
EddardinWinter - Chris
GThompson - Guy
HolmanGT - George
Hulamoon - Suzanne
Iowa Gal - Tammy
JayTater- Jason
LeoRex - Corey
MostlySunny - April
MrPicC - Craig
PapawBrett - Brett
RJ - Kelly
Ray D - Ray
retic1959 - Gary
Robino1 - Robin
searching4answers - Sue
73ckn797 - Frank
76Bridget - Bridgette
Stephuhnator - Stephanie
tnt - Tim N Tresa
Z-Ghost (aka Catpire) - Philip


Happy St. Valentine's Day