<- Here since 2009
ECF is like the Hotel California. We never leave
*Sung to the tune of Hotel California*
In a dark desert suburb, cool vapor in my hair
Warm smell of Peach e-juice, rising up through the air
Up on the desk in the distance, I saw a shimmering computer light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to log out for the night
There I was back in the forum;
A flashing banner ad with Spinners on sale
And I started thinking to myself,
this could be forum heaven or this could be hell
Then she sent me a PM and she showed me the way
There were voices down the in the Snail Thread corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the E-cigarette Forum
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely avatar face
Plenty of room at the E-Cigarette Forum
Any time of year, you can find your vapor here
Her mind is PayPal-twisted, she got the credit card mis-spends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty ECF Members, that she calls friends
How they all post in the New Member's Forum, with sweet summer palm sweat.
Some Veterans Google search their answers to remember,
some don't post 'cuz they forget
So I PMed my favorite supplier,
please send me juice flavored like wine
He said, Dekang discontinued that flavor back in two thousand nine
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
to check replies to your posts from yesterday...
Welcome to the E-Cigarette Forum
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely kitty avatar face
They're vapin it up at the E-Cigarette Forum
What a nice surprise, we'll give you buying alibis!
Mirror finish on the ProTank,
The pink eGo is still quite nice
And she said we are all just prisoners here, of our own VV device
And in the masters chambers,
He noticed nobody cooked a feast
The wife can't cook with her steely knives,
Cuz she's uploading jpgs to win a mod called the Beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find an adapter
and add to the order I'd placed just an hour before
relax, said the Moderator,
Every day, more boxes you'll receive!
You can log out any time you like,
But you can never leave!
(updated from my original posting in
this thread in July 2010! LOL)