Midday greetings fair Sultana of the Squonk! Please share with us the customs of your land! I was studying earlier today the culture of your cousins, the Boggers and the rarely seen Sweet Vapes, but would like to learn more about your tribes. I was under the misimpression all of your subjects are made of wood, but have seen my error. Are the wooden families of higher rank or is their constitution more delicate. And what of power? Are the practitioners of VV truly in favor or is it propaganda?
I am interested in their armaments as well. I understand the Squonk of which they are renown, but am perplexed as to what it's Squonked into. Is it a plain atomizer or cartomizer? Fear not that I wish to conquer your kingdom, I only wish to expand my knowledge.
(plus I have a vapeversary coming up and am at a loss for something memorable with which to celebrate)
And a High Tea howdy-do to you, Princess P
(even if that is usually a gross misnomer, tossed about for novelty by the great unwashed and dirty-fingernailed -
http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/HighTeaHistory.htm)! Yea, I am but a lesser Sultana within my own kingdom. I have not achieved the state of grace one must to be worthy of
WOOD. But behold and tremble -
I do have a fetching blue mini and a forest green VVG. My original REO Grand was given to my great aunt Rose, for her purse has yielded a plentiful bounty of hard candy to me for as far back as my memory reaches

. I know nothing of those would-be usurpers of which you speak

, but the REOs perform like buttah with Cisco Spec lr attys and single coil 1.7 ohm mini cartos. Not only are the holy woodies of a more delicate constitution, but the VVGs are, as well. They will all take the proverbial licking, but the Grands and minis are indestructible; they can take full baths in soapy water and come out smiling and perky. Our King, Rob, is a wonderful Mainer whose warranty is storied and great. As I'm sure you know, our sub-forum cannot be rivaled for containing all the secrets of the Squonk and beyond -
Reos Mods. A kinder kingdom you will not find; and we've all recently been bemoaning our collective shortage of fascinating felines

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Lynn, it's always lovely to see you, but if you give me mono for a second time from that wet kiss, there will be hell to pay

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Myrany, I only "liked" your post about not being around as much because it contained the good news for you and your sister. All the recent studies show that gaming helps quite allott in healing from brain trauma. I wish you both the very best, but I'll be happy whenever you do find time to come around, good Duchess

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ETA in advance - I left in the middle of this post, and have not read beyond Myrany and her newly gaming sister. If there've been some major life events chronicled since then, I apologize.