Arghe mateys! Balls, light bulb jokes, seeing noises and Becks epic post.. great way to start out hump day 


Hellooo CatChihoula rantomatics! What a truly great and EPIC post Miss BB! Totally worth quoting! I was thinking today was Thursday for some reason, but thanks to you and my gutter brained friends here I always get reminded to celebrate my favorite day, YAY!Good evening, CatChi Vulgarians!
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In my defence, I owned up to being a lifelong hopeless gutterbrain from one of my first posts here. Like the Lion said of his nature (of which I've always been a fan, I must say), I'm not always proud of it, but I am what I am. And there really is plenty of fun to be had in the gutter...
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But there's NO fun whatsoever to be had in the crazyville of my nutty sister's apartment. Thank you, Robin, Lynn, and Shadav, for sharing a bit of your own past/ongoing family drama to remind me that I'm not alone. RW dreck has really snowballed in the last few days, and it's just knocked the stuffing out of me. Trying to shake it off, and keeping up with you all, even while in clam-mode, really does help
. Maybe I'll start up some kind of non-vape vent thread in our new second home sometime. Speaking of which, thank you, again, Shadav and Fab for setting that up. Nice digs
. Better late than never - belated congrats to Lynn on the ModEnvy win
(I know that you would rock that 132 lb *vulgarity* mech mod
)! Feel better on the double from these awful summer colds, chelle and Shadav! toker, Beaumaris on the Isle of Anglesey sounds divine
. I used to be very into studying up on castles, and I remembered the gargoyles of the beautiful Beaumaris Castle; even they are astounded by the glory of the landscape -
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We need an update on that double date and an infusion of CatChi lovebird bliss, Steph and Lord Pancake! Truly thrilling quote from my long catch-up: "PS. I am going to stop censoring myself completely, now. WATCH OUT RANTERS" from the most beautiful secret Empress...no backsies, chelle!! Sir Steve, I'm glad that epically rotten vape day is out of your system; and I'm quite sure it's earned you smooth sailing through September, at least. I agrre %1000 on Robin's gorgeous new avi...and toker's right that it IS sort of an angry agreement because she refuses to tell her witchy beauty secrets, even though I've nagged her to spill on multiple occasions
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Speaking of lovely CCRs, Lynn likes to tease herself, but I remember her OG avi, and The Fixer snagged a total fox! Speaking of hotness, congrats on having some more of those ahhh moments in your garden, hottie...hows about a pic of Brody and Daisy sunning themselves in your handiwork out there?? So glad you feel welcome in the thread, Zak, 'cause you're really such a welcome addition to our kooky crew! Hope you get that car, Lion, and fix it up to purring perfection. This is another DOUBLE DIP, but you asked for it -
Good luck fixing up the wonky computers, Wizzle and Princess P...I, too, am still trying to recover from "Peaches", Princess, though you do have to hand it to that broad for posing for that gobsmacking glamor shot... Here's a special Samsonite owl to turn Peekebe on
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Shout out to matt 'cause I'm digging a few samples from his fave vendor, MyVapeJuice.com! Thanks to Fab's go-ahead, I took my tinfoil bra off during this catch-up, and oh, what a difference
! ...Opened another tab to see what I missed while in this square, and I'll agree that I like cheese, but, more importantly...
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Whenever you're reading this, I hope your nectars are wicking perfectly and your vapes are especially tasty!
Who and I
Turns out it's my gallbladder acting up that makes me look super prego
Loving my life here with my sweetheart so very much 
She got rid of her TVs and her microwave. She can be so toxic for me as well, it is known. I have to keep her beyond an arms length as much as I can. I do understand Becks, sorry to say...
Lord Pancake's Vamo
Now we just call it "Brassy". He is holding my broken Vamo that has a broken off Protank bottom stuck in the threading that we cannot fix or screw any protanks onto. It's not that he forgot his tank or anything hehe. You're so darn observant dancing girl

Is that your house? Are those your balls?
I am so glad your stay in the hospital was short. You will feel SO much better once your gallbladder is removed. It really is amazing how such a little thing effects your whole life.Yep, my gf lets me visit them every once in a while ...
Sent via the guys that made Star Trek low tech.
i will get up the courage one day.. STRAIGHT UP! ^^^^^^^^^^![]()
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...." Never actually partook myself but yeah....
Poor little kitty, don't hurt your head like that!
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Chase something small.
Sent via the guys that made Star Trek low tech.
Is that your house? Are those your balls?
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Yep, my gf lets me visit them every once in a while ...
Sent via the guys that made Star Trek low tech.
You got the joke.. ididn't lol.. can someone explain? lol
throw me a ball! Errr bone..
Good work girl.Now back to the gutter with you...........See the balls in the right hand corner?
Balls are noticed and commented on.....
Fab notices the double entendres.....
Implying that his girlfriend has the balls......so to speak.
Aaaaaaand tossing you the er 'bone'
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Matt, nice to "meet" you! I lived in Santa Maria for a summer then spent about a year commuting back and forth between there and Carlsbad. The only place to actually see anything was SLO. It's beautiful up there! Great choice on the Sirocco too! I've got way too much experience with A1 VW's... That is one heck of a transformation on that yard! Beautiful work.
Robino, I haven't told you yet, but your new avy is beautiful!
Matt, nice to "meet" you! I lived in Santa Maria for a summer then spent about a year commuting back and forth between there and Carlsbad. The only place to actually see anything was SLO. It's beautiful up there! Great choice on the Sirocco too! I've got way too much experience with A1 VW's... That is one heck of a transformation on that yard! Beautiful work.
Robino, I haven't told you yet, but your new avy is beautiful!
waiting on my server admin to get off work to fix itI saw a noise last night but then i realized it was 02.10 in the morning , i was just getting up for work and i had caught i glimpse of my hair in the blackness of my window. Yawn. Good night folks. For me anyway(It's 13.00)
Best light bulb joke:
Q:How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb
A:All of them
For more light bulb jokes visit here:Light Bulb Joke List
she has them in her purse..or some other undisclosed location......balls...his....Ahh.. lightbulb! I did get all the rest.. but not the GF quip..
well it IS hump day you know......and mad libs....ROFLMAO. I read that as 'Naming her pecker' ROFLMAO!!! Mind is firmly in the gutter!
LOL, yeah, those are just what I need to wear around,. No one would notice the PV though if I wore those in public, people would probably steer a wide path around me also.
I think it's the feety-jammies people are alarmed about.