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Stephuhnator

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Good evening, CatChi Vulgarians:)!

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In my defence, I owned up to being a lifelong hopeless gutterbrain from one of my first posts here. Like the Lion said of his nature (of which I've always been a fan, I must say), I'm not always proud of it, but I am what I am. And there really is plenty of fun to be had in the gutter:closedeyes:...

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But there's NO fun whatsoever to be had in the crazyville of my nutty sister's apartment:p. Thank you, Robin, Lynn, and Shadav, for sharing a bit of your own past/ongoing family drama to remind me that I'm not alone. RW dreck has really snowballed in the last few days, and it's just knocked the stuffing out of me. Trying to shake it off, and keeping up with you all, even while in clam-mode, really does help:closedeyes:. Maybe I'll start up some kind of non-vape vent thread in our new second home sometime. Speaking of which, thank you, again, Shadav and Fab for setting that up. Nice digs:2cool:. Better late than never - belated congrats to Lynn on the ModEnvy win:toast: (I know that you would rock that 132 lb *vulgarity* mech mod;))! Feel better on the double from these awful summer colds, chelle and Shadav! toker, Beaumaris on the Isle of Anglesey sounds divine:closedeyes:. I used to be very into studying up on castles, and I remembered the gargoyles of the beautiful Beaumaris Castle; even they are astounded by the glory of the landscape -

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We need an update on that double date and an infusion of CatChi lovebird bliss, Steph and Lord Pancake! Truly thrilling quote from my long catch-up: "PS. I am going to stop censoring myself completely, now. WATCH OUT RANTERS" from the most beautiful secret Empress...no backsies, chelle!! Sir Steve, I'm glad that epically rotten vape day is out of your system; and I'm quite sure it's earned you smooth sailing through September, at least:2cool:. I agrre %1000 on Robin's gorgeous new avi...and toker's right that it IS sort of an angry agreement because she refuses to tell her witchy beauty secrets, even though I've nagged her to spill on multiple occasions:glare:! :p Speaking of lovely CCRs, Lynn likes to tease herself, but I remember her OG avi, and The Fixer snagged a total fox! Speaking of hotness, congrats on having some more of those ahhh moments in your garden, hottie...hows about a pic of Brody and Daisy sunning themselves in your handiwork out there?? So glad you feel welcome in the thread, Zak, 'cause you're really such a welcome addition to our kooky crew! Hope you get that car, Lion, and fix it up to purring perfection. This is another DOUBLE DIP, but you asked for it -



Good luck fixing up the wonky computers, Wizzle and Princess P...I, too, am still trying to recover from "Peaches", Princess:ohmy:, though you do have to hand it to that broad for posing for that gobsmacking glamor shot... Here's a special Samsonite owl to turn Peekebe on:p -

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Shout out to matt 'cause I'm digging a few samples from his fave vendor, MyVapeJuice.com:vapor:! Thanks to Fab's go-ahead, I took my tinfoil bra off during this catch-up, and oh, what a difference:closedeyes:! ...Opened another tab to see what I missed while in this square, and I'll agree that I like cheese, but, more importantly...

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(Half of our second site's official motto:2cool:!)


Whenever you're reading this, I hope your nectars are wicking perfectly and your vapes are especially tasty :vapor:!




Hellooo CatChihoula rantomatics! What a truly great and EPIC post Miss BB! Totally worth quoting! I was thinking today was Thursday for some reason, but thanks to you and my gutter brained friends here I always get reminded to celebrate my favorite day, YAY! :D hehe

Our Saturday double date was a no go thanks to my belly that decided to swell up and make me look like I was expecting twins or something :oops: Our double date partners ended up taking me to the ER Sunday evening to get the belly checked out. The doctor kept me overnight for observation on a heart monitor and an AM stress test to check out my heart. I'm happy to report that my heart is in grrrreat shape, yay! I'm sure that's due to all the love going back and forth between :wub: Who and I :wub: Turns out it's my gallbladder acting up that makes me look super prego :p

The swollen belly is subsiding more and more as of today and I got referred to a surgeon clinic here in Pittsburgh to get my gallbadder removed asap and to find a regular physician for my ongoing stuffs.

I'm happy to report that Slipper and I went out to eat last night at a non-smoking bar and grill. We pulled out our PVs and asked the waitress if she minded if we vaped with our ecigs and she said she couldn't see why not and that she thought it was so nice of us to ask first :D

So we vaped away and had a nice meal together. We then came home and carried on with our on-going Doctor Who-athon to make an effort to get me caught up to date on every episode starting with the 9th doctor to the present before the new season starts. Phew, only about 4 more seasons to watch lol :laugh: Loving my life here with my sweetheart so very much :wub:

PEEK! Lord Pancake and I saw this uber cute aboriginal owl at our favorite metaphysical store here, totally made us think of you girl! :closedeyes:

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Hope everybody is doing great these days! Hope to see the new site soon :D

Becks, my mom and your sister would have soooo much to talk about it seems. My mom claims to be sensitive to the electromagnetic energy also :facepalm: She got rid of her TVs and her microwave. She can be so toxic for me as well, it is known. I have to keep her beyond an arms length as much as I can. I do understand Becks, sorry to say...

Tracking for our two new VAMOs from China is showing the dreaded "Origin Post is Preparing Shipment" status. Hope they get here and soon! Becks, in the pic of Slip and I, I'm holding the Vamo formerly known as :wub: Lord Pancake's Vamo :wub: Now we just call it "Brassy". He is holding my broken Vamo that has a broken off Protank bottom stuck in the threading that we cannot fix or screw any protanks onto. It's not that he forgot his tank or anything hehe. You're so darn observant dancing girl ;)

Here's the pic again :D

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Oh yeah, Hump and Vape On y'all :vapor:
 

skyztheLynnit

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Steph.. that is Vamobomb that you vaped in a restaurant! I still stealth in restaurants. :blush: i will get up the courage one day.. STRAIGHT UP!

Headed back to the gutter.. hope i see you there Becks! I found this AWESOME refrigerator box to sleep in. We could share a bottle of hooch and swap vulgar stories!
 

Robino1

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"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...." Never actually partook myself but yeah....


Poor little kitty, don't hurt your head like that!
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Chase something small.

Sent via the guys that made Star Trek low tech.

See the balls in the right hand corner?

Is that your house? Are those your balls?

Balls are noticed and commented on.....


Fab notices the double entendres.....

Yep, my gf lets me visit them every once in a while ...

Sent via the guys that made Star Trek low tech.

Implying that his girlfriend has the balls......so to speak.

You got the joke.. ididn't lol.. can someone explain? lol
throw me a ball! Errr bone..

Aaaaaaand tossing you the er 'bone'


All of the above is classified as gutter talk. ;)
 

mediocre toker

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See the balls in the right hand corner?



Balls are noticed and commented on.....



Fab notices the double entendres.....



Implying that his girlfriend has the balls......so to speak.



Aaaaaaand tossing you the er 'bone'


All of the above is classified as gutter talk. ;)
Good work girl.Now back to the gutter with you...........
 

matt.e.

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I'm happy to see this thread is back on track, I would be really bummed out if it died. This is one of two threads I read throughout the day, both are places to go for a good laugh, a shoulder to cry/lean on and get real life user experiences on different vaping equipment. I know that I don't post here all that much (I share my personal life on the other thread), but I'm glad that when I do, you all are nice enough to accept me as an occasional contributor.
A little about me: I was a cook for many years at a 50's style diner
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Now I work construction, we do stuff like turning this…
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into this
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We also do new construction and building restoration.
I drive this for fun…
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and this for work
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I live here

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This is a good group and it would be a shame if petty differences ruined a great thread!

Oh, and I'm glad you are enjoying the samples from myvapejuice.com (shameless plug!) beckyblue! Everyone should feel free to stop by her sub-forum to see what random contest is going on. Right now she has one to name her Peckler, I call mine Comrade Chicken!
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Zak Rabbit

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Matt, nice to "meet" you! I lived in Santa Maria for a summer then spent about a year commuting back and forth between there and Carlsbad. The only place to actually see anything was SLO. It's beautiful up there! Great choice on the Sirocco too! I've got way too much experience with A1 VW's... That is one heck of a transformation on that yard! Beautiful work.

Robino, I haven't told you yet, but your new avy is beautiful!
 

Robino1

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Matt, nice to "meet" you! I lived in Santa Maria for a summer then spent about a year commuting back and forth between there and Carlsbad. The only place to actually see anything was SLO. It's beautiful up there! Great choice on the Sirocco too! I've got way too much experience with A1 VW's... That is one heck of a transformation on that yard! Beautiful work.

Robino, I haven't told you yet, but your new avy is beautiful!

Aww, thanks
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matt.e.

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Matt, nice to "meet" you! I lived in Santa Maria for a summer then spent about a year commuting back and forth between there and Carlsbad. The only place to actually see anything was SLO. It's beautiful up there! Great choice on the Sirocco too! I've got way too much experience with A1 VW's... That is one heck of a transformation on that yard! Beautiful work.

Robino, I haven't told you yet, but your new avy is beautiful!

Hi Zak! Sorry to hear that you had to live in Santa Maria for any amount of time. The Scirocco has got to be one of the most fun to drive cars ever. This is my 3rd one. I think I may have a problem :p SLO is a place that I had to move away from to really appreciate what a great place it is. One of the best things I've ever done in my life (after marrying my wife, of course) was to move back here.


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ok folks...um...sorry in advance for any issues if you have any with our new home...
my server apparently is on a rampage and the built in firewall to keep spammers/hackers out has decided to ban ips like crazy

lmfao at the moment I have been banned from my own server :lol: waiting on my server admin to get off work to fix it
 

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I saw a noise last night but then i realized it was 02.10 in the morning , i was just getting up for work and i had caught i glimpse of my hair in the blackness of my window. Yawn. Good night folks. For me anyway(It's 13.00)



Best light bulb joke:
Q:How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb
A:All of them

For more light bulb jokes visit here:Light Bulb Joke List

ooh my favorite one doesn't appear to be on there!

Q: how many hairstylists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 100
1 to change the bulb
99 to stand back and say "i totally could have done that better"
(and it is mostly true!)


Ahh.. lightbulb! I did get all the rest.. but not the GF quip..
she has them in her purse..or some other undisclosed location......balls...his....


ROFLMAO. I read that as 'Naming her pecker' ROFLMAO!!! Mind is firmly in the gutter!
well it IS hump day you know......and mad libs....

p.s. i might need a spiffing the yard intervention....i got solar lights for the yard....they were $1.40 at big lots...i couldn't pass them up LOL
 
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